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I"d like to start by thanking Michael Moore and Osama Bin Laden.  Without these complete wackmobiles and their multi-media presentations, there is no way I could have obtained the 72% turnout that delivered Ohio.  And I'd like to thank George Soros et al for all of the GOTV efforts.  Thanks to the dellusional mantras of the past 4 years, the left really believed that I only won in 2000 by legal sleight of hand, and didn't believe that high turnout actually benefits the conservatives.  Now that all of the hard work of the 527s is done with, they can go back, pick up the bongs, and resume blogging venom for the next 4 years until the next R presidential candidate surfs these dellusions on his way to Bitch Slapping Hillary.  Anyone have Robert Bork's phone number?