He wants his audience in Vietnam to be awake to see it live. What a dick.
"I'm John Kerry and I'm reporting for duty."
Well John...we got yer duty right here.
First you will apologize to the American people and each and every Vietnam veteran individually who is still alive.
Then you will visit each and every grave site of every veteran and fall to your boney knees and beg forgiveness. You will trim the gravesites with your big donkey lookin' teeth.
Then you will go on worldwide television and confess that your entire adult life has been a sham all put up to give you the image of an honest and brave man. You will confess that you faked injuries, lied in reports and COLLABORATED with the scum of the entire Earth, the viet cong, in order to steal the presidency and give your worthless existence on this planet the reputation it never deserved.
You will then describe to a very competent artist, what Tah-ray-za looks like without her drawers on so he can illustrate it for the evening news.
When we're all done hurling chunks, you can clean it up with that damn Carhart jacket you're so fond of wearing.
Then, you will step in front of a moving bus. A fast moving bus.