I would love to hear a recording of that phone conversation, or at least a transcript of it.
Something like this is how I imagine it:
W: [checks caller ID, sees Mass area code] Well helloooo debonair John.
skerry: President Bush?
W: Yeah, it's me- what can I do you for there Johhny ketchup?
skerry: Mr. President, I'm calling to concede the election to you---you---
W: Well, spit it out, son- don't sound like such a whinny little bitch.
skerry: MR PRESIDENT- YOU HAVE TO HELP ME- SHE HAS A KNIFE- A BIG KNIFE----MY PENIS, NO NO NO NOT THE PATRICIAN PECKER--ahhhhhhhhhh.
W: This better not be another one of your prank calls, you asshole, or I'm gonna fuck you up like an all you can eat at Golden Corral
skerry: hello? pleeeease help me- terazzzza won't let me up...pleeasee Mr. President, send some help
W: Wasn't that a theme of your campaign "help is on the way." Call the other john and ask him for help, I don't have time for your whinny shit.
skerry: hello, hello [dialtone]