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Posted: 11/2/2004 3:22:13 PM EDT
[#1]
stick it out till a clean break of course.
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Posted: 11/2/2004 3:22:30 PM EDT
[#2]
BURN them off!!!
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Posted: 11/2/2004 3:22:35 PM EDT
[#3]
Keep yourself well groomed...danglers won't be a problem.
Or just take a shower. |
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Posted: 11/2/2004 3:22:57 PM EDT
[#4]
Tannerite
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Posted: 11/2/2004 3:24:41 PM EDT
[#5]
If you pinch the wrong one you end up in a toilet paper war with your butt. I try to do all my pooping before my shower just in case this happens.
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Posted: 11/2/2004 3:25:01 PM EDT
[#6]
Slow day in South Dakota, I take it.
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Posted: 11/2/2004 3:25:10 PM EDT
[#7]
What the hell are you eating ... Christmas Tinsel.
General Disgusting is always good for a Puke...  MT |
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Posted: 11/2/2004 3:27:09 PM EDT
[#8]
I seldom have that problem. Most of mine are like soft serve ice cream, mud or beef stew. Of course the downside to that is I spend more money on toilet paper than i need to.
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Posted: 11/2/2004 3:28:30 PM EDT
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http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v465/19suburban96/aw_jeez.jpgimg.photobucket.com/albums/v465/19suburban96/aw_jeez.jpg
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Posted: 11/2/2004 3:29:54 PM EDT
[#10]
Just trying to light'n the mood. Long night ahead. |
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Posted: 11/2/2004 3:31:33 PM EDT
[#11]
Did you hear about the constipated mathematician?
He worked it out with a pencil. |
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Posted: 11/2/2004 3:32:32 PM EDT
[#12]
MY GOD MAN...  |
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Posted: 11/2/2004 3:33:55 PM EDT
[#13]
+1 exactly Charlie |
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Posted: 11/2/2004 3:36:18 PM EDT
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you want me to nair my ass. That reminds me of a story. Back in college my roommate wanted to get rid of his chest and back hair so he went and bought some wax. He kept applying and applying (our cheap ass microwave was getting a workout). He never thought to give it a test run. Needless to say it was far more painful then he planned on. He was up all night long taking ot off inch by inch and screaming like a girl with every pull. I must have laughed for two days straight. |
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Posted: 11/2/2004 3:44:10 PM EDT
[#15]
Cut it off.
But then, I also generally only crap before a shower. Got to scrub down there one way or another, don't want to leave the house with mud butt.  I can't believe I just participated in a poo thread.................... |
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Posted: 11/3/2004 5:00:21 AM EDT
[#16]
+1 S.O. |
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Posted: 11/3/2004 5:04:04 AM EDT
[#17]
No dangles, knock it off. Simply grab yourself a DU'er and wipe your ass with them.
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Posted: 11/3/2004 5:38:58 AM EDT
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Reminds me of the old joke:
"How is the Starship Enterprize like a wad of toilet paper ?" "They both circle Uranus and fight Klingons" |
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