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Posted: 11/2/2004 11:12:45 AM EDT
Btw, Im working on sticking it in the "pooper to post pics"- so I dont want to blow that up.
Link Posted: 11/2/2004 11:13:32 AM EDT
[#1]
It was a message on your phone?

FOAD - simple and to the point.
Link Posted: 11/2/2004 11:13:43 AM EDT
[#2]
Then say, Yeah, I like Kerry too!  Want to go out tonight?
Link Posted: 11/2/2004 11:14:53 AM EDT
[#3]
"BADNARIK 4EVER" ?
Link Posted: 11/2/2004 11:15:21 AM EDT
[#4]
Well as Kerry is part French, send…… 'Bais mon cu et va te faire foutre'
'
That's French for 'kiss my ass and go fuck yourself'

Andy
Link Posted: 11/2/2004 11:16:17 AM EDT
[#5]

Quoted:
Well as Kerry is part French, send…… 'Bais mon cu et va te faire foutre'
'
That's French for 'kiss my ass and go fuck yourself'

Andy


Yep!  I like that one.  
Link Posted: 11/2/2004 11:16:42 AM EDT
[#6]
"Do you swallow?"
Link Posted: 11/2/2004 11:16:55 AM EDT
[#7]
Your reply:

May I please stick it in your pooper and post pics?"
Link Posted: 11/2/2004 11:16:58 AM EDT
[#8]

Quoted:

Quoted:
Well as Kerry is part French, send…… 'Bais mon cu et va te faire foutre'
'
That's French for 'kiss my ass and go fuck yourself'

Andy


Yep!  I like that one.  



LOL, perfect. She speaks French too LOL
Link Posted: 11/2/2004 11:16:58 AM EDT
[#9]

Quoted:
Well as Kerry is part French, send…… 'Bais mon cu et va te faire foutre'
'
That's French for 'kiss my ass and go fuck yourself'

Andy



+1
If she likes Kerry that much, is there any hope?
Link Posted: 11/2/2004 11:18:08 AM EDT
[#10]
Send back...

If Bush wins, I Fuck you in the ass...

If Kerry wins.... I fuck you in the ass...
Link Posted: 11/2/2004 11:19:47 AM EDT
[#11]
Response:

"Darn tootin!  Kerry/Bin Laden 2004!"
Link Posted: 11/2/2004 11:20:46 AM EDT
[#12]
"don't talk with your mouth full"
Link Posted: 11/2/2004 11:20:56 AM EDT
[#13]

Quoted:
Well as Kerry is part French, send…… 'Bais mon cu et va te faire foutre'
'
That's French for 'kiss my ass and go fuck yourself'

Andy



MESSAGE AWAY
Link Posted: 11/2/2004 11:21:26 AM EDT
[#14]
tell her she just made you so hot, you think youre gonna burst...

then "in the pooper" with extreme prejudice...

when shes getting really close, yell out "whos the boss?!"  "GEORGE BUSH!"  and punch her in the back of the head...

while she is still unconscious, take pics, and post...

repeat as necessary until she understands...

Link Posted: 11/2/2004 11:22:23 AM EDT
[#15]
SEND:

I agree, the Sears Tower is an eyesore anyway...

Sly
Link Posted: 11/2/2004 11:23:35 AM EDT
[#16]
Flush the two Johns in 2004.
Link Posted: 11/2/2004 11:23:54 AM EDT
[#17]
Agree with her.  Tell her that Ted Kennedy, Al Sharpton and Usama Bin Laden can't ALL be wrong.
Link Posted: 11/2/2004 11:24:56 AM EDT
[#18]

Quoted:
tell her she just made you so hot, you think youre gonna burst...

then "in the pooper" with extreme prejudice...

when shes getting really close, yell out "whos the boss?!"  "GEORGE BUSH!"  and punch her in the back of the head...

while she is still unconscious, take pics, and post...

repeat as necessary until she understands...




HArdcore dude, hardcore
Link Posted: 11/2/2004 11:26:06 AM EDT
[#19]
GOT BUSH?
Link Posted: 11/2/2004 11:26:22 AM EDT
[#20]
She has "donkey punch" written ALL over her.....
Link Posted: 11/2/2004 11:28:44 AM EDT
[#21]

Quoted:

LOL, perfect. She speaks French too LOL



Gee, why am I not suprised to hear that?
Link Posted: 11/2/2004 11:31:00 AM EDT
[#22]

Quoted:
Btw, Im working on sticking it in the "pooper to post pics"- so I dont want to blow that up.



Lie to her. then give her the 4 F's.

oh and dont forget the Dirty Sanchez.
Link Posted: 11/2/2004 11:32:59 AM EDT
[#23]

Quoted:
SEND:

I agree, the Sears Tower is an eyesore anyway...

Sly



Holy crap. I love that one.

New Bumper sticker

Vote Kerry, the Sears Tower is an eyesore anyway.
Link Posted: 11/2/2004 11:37:49 AM EDT
[#24]
OF FRANCE
Link Posted: 11/2/2004 11:38:32 AM EDT
[#25]
Vito113, please translate this reply.

"Je pense vous avez tort. via va la kerry"   Is it-{I think you are wrong via goes the kerry}???
Link Posted: 11/2/2004 11:42:30 AM EDT
[#26]
Link Posted: 11/2/2004 11:42:39 AM EDT
[#27]

Disenfranchise her

Link Posted: 11/2/2004 11:47:18 AM EDT
[#28]
I vote for the Sears tower one.  See if she is smart enough to figure it out.  If so, maybe there is hope for her.  If not, it sounds like pooper and pics time.


Woody
Link Posted: 11/2/2004 11:48:49 AM EDT
[#29]
Tell her your going to vote for Kerry, stuff her in the pooper, give her a dirty sanchez and post pics.
Link Posted: 11/2/2004 11:50:38 AM EDT
[#30]
Respond: I like Bush

           trimmed or shaven?
Link Posted: 11/2/2004 11:55:12 AM EDT
[#31]

Quoted:
Vito113, please translate this reply.

"Je pense vous avez tort. via va la kerry"   Is it-{I think you are wrong via goes the kerry}???



she probably meant "viva la kerry" (too bad Babelfish doesn't have the option to translate 'Idiot to English' huh?)
Link Posted: 11/2/2004 11:59:42 AM EDT
[#32]

Quoted:

Quoted:
Vito113, please translate this reply.

"Je pense vous avez tort. via va la kerry"   Is it-{I think you are wrong via goes the kerry}???



she probably meant "viva la kerry" (too bad Babelfish doesn't have the option to translate 'Idiot to English' huh?)



Yea it does, there is a French option
Link Posted: 11/2/2004 12:06:43 PM EDT
[#33]

Quoted:
tell her she just made you so hot, you think youre gonna burst...

then "in the pooper" with extreme prejudice...

when shes getting really close, yell out "whos the boss?!"  "GEORGE BUSH!"  and punch her in the back of the head...

while she is still unconscious, take pics, and post...

repeat as necessary until she understands...




OMFG!  Manghu67, you just made everyone in the office stare at me like I am going crazy - ROFL!
Link Posted: 11/2/2004 12:08:12 PM EDT
[#34]

Quoted:
Vito113, please translate this reply.

"Je pense vous avez tort. via va la kerry"   Is it-{I think you are wrong via goes the kerry}???



French slang? but I think it translates as "I think your wrong, here comes Kerry"  of course she may have spelt it wrong and meant 'vive la Kerry', in which case it translates as "I think your wrong, long live Kerry"
Link Posted: 11/2/2004 12:09:50 PM EDT
[#35]

Quoted:
Well as Kerry is part French, send…… 'Bais mon cu et va te faire foutre'
'
That's French for 'kiss my ass and go fuck yourself'

Andy



You are the man!  Why don't you move to America?  We could use a guy like you over here.
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