Would you grudge f_ck Katie Couric?

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Posted: 11/2/2004 3:11:11 AM EDT

Well?

Give her a "Tony Danza?"

Dirty Sanchez?

Pooper pics?

Anything at all?

Posted: 11/2/2004 3:13:11 AM EDT

[#1]

No, I would arrange for someone who I intensely disliked to do her, and have the best of both worlds.

Posted: 11/2/2004 3:13:16 AM EDT

[#2]

You left out spanking. I'd make her blow me too.

Posted: 11/2/2004 3:14:00 AM EDT

[#3]

Quoted:
No, I would arrange for someone who I intensely disliked to do her, and have the best of both worlds.

Coming up on ten grand...

Posted: 11/2/2004 3:14:12 AM EDT

[#4]

Quoted:
Well?

Give her a "Tony Danza?"

Dirty Sanchez?

Pooper pics?

Anything at all?

Hell, yeah. All of the above.

Of course, I have very low standards.
So that is not saying much for poor
Katie.

Posted: 11/2/2004 3:14:40 AM EDT

[#5]

Quoted:
You left out spanking.

LOL.

OK, spanking is included, too.

Posted: 11/2/2004 3:14:46 AM EDT

[#6]

Yeah I would, but I wouldn't enjoy it! I definitely think a little Dirty sanchez action would be in order....

Posted: 11/2/2004 3:16:00 AM EDT

[#7]

Rather just whack her repeatedly with a stick.

Posted: 11/2/2004 3:16:33 AM EDT

[#8]

ibtl

Posted: 11/2/2004 3:16:42 AM EDT

[#9]

Quoted:
Rather just whack her repeatedly with a stick.

Your stick?

Posted: 11/2/2004 3:17:03 AM EDT

[#10]

Like a screen door in a hurricane. She's got amazing legs.

Posted: 11/2/2004 3:19:40 AM EDT

[#11]

Quoted:
Like a screen door in a hurricane. She's got amazing legs.

...and a wicked hot colon.

Posted: 11/2/2004 3:20:23 AM EDT

[#12]

Not even with yours!http://ar15.com/images/smilies/smiley_evilGrin.gif

Posted: 11/2/2004 3:20:28 AM EDT

[#13]

I would like to drill her liberal kerry loving ass out,clean my dick off in her shit spouting kommie pie hole and then dry my tool off in her hair.Toss a buck on the bed.......say thanks,zip myself up and leave.

Posted: 11/2/2004 3:23:19 AM EDT

[#14]

guys, I'll take one for the team, and grudge f the hell out of her.

TXL

Posted: 11/2/2004 3:23:44 AM EDT

[#15]

i'd give her the "'ol pirate"

Posted: 11/2/2004 3:25:37 AM EDT

[#16]

Sure. Teach her a lesson

Posted: 11/2/2004 3:26:01 AM EDT

[#17]

...with extreme prejudice!

Posted: 11/2/2004 3:28:18 AM EDT

[#18]

Like an Apache.

Posted: 11/2/2004 3:28:58 AM EDT

[#19]

Quoted:
i'd give her the "'ol pirate"

LOL. What the heck is that?

Posted: 11/2/2004 3:29:28 AM EDT

[#20]

I'd do a nice old CHILI DOG on her!

Take a dump on her chest and tit fuck it

Posted: 11/2/2004 3:34:32 AM EDT

[#21]

Quoted:
Quoted:
Like a screen door in a hurricane. She's got amazing legs.

...and a wicked hot colon.

I'm so glad I did not see that. I can't believe she let them film her poop shoot. All in the name of "awareness" I guess.

Posted: 11/2/2004 3:35:26 AM EDT

[#22]

Quoted:
Quoted:
i'd give her the "'ol pirate"

LOL. What the heck is that?

That's supposed to be an "angry pirate"... That's where you pull it out of her mouth at the last second, shoot your load in her eye, then kick her in the leg - so that she hops around on one leg, with one eye closed, going "arrggg"....(or so I've heard, hahaha)

- georgestrings

Posted: 11/2/2004 3:44:01 AM EDT

[#23]

Here's the plan.

You take her to the top of a tall ravine. Strap her over a 55 gallon drum. Pull down her bloomers and go to work. When you're finished, you pull it out, pee all over her and kick her and the drum down the hill.

Howzat?

Posted: 11/2/2004 3:46:47 AM EDT

[#24]

Yeah, I like the "ol pirate". Dont know what it is, but sounds like fun

Posted: 11/2/2004 3:49:31 AM EDT

[#25]

Dry.

While watching Fox & Friends.

A little 'ATM' would not be out of the question.

Eric The('DoesThisHurt?Good!')Hun

Posted: 11/2/2004 3:54:32 AM EDT

[#26]

Quoted:
Like a screen door in a hurricane. She's got amazing legs.

+1 on the legs.

The condition is that she would have to have a sock or my dick in her mouth at all times.

Posted: 11/2/2004 3:59:49 AM EDT

[#27]

no

Posted: 11/2/2004 4:01:09 AM EDT

[#28]

No, because in the immortal words of Junior Brown:

"I'm faithful to my wife, and I don't ever break the law."

Remember the Alamo, and God Bless Texas...

Posted: 11/2/2004 4:08:14 AM EDT

[#29]

In accordance with ARFCOM rules and regulations, I would ceremoniously stick it in her pooper, and post pics.

Posted: 11/2/2004 4:12:25 AM EDT

[#30]

Hell yeah I would do her. Then leave her tied to the bed and call Rush Limbaugh and ask him if he wants some payback.

Posted: 11/2/2004 4:15:22 AM EDT

[#31]

Quoted:
Yeah, I like the "ol pirate". Dont know what it is, but sounds like fun

It probably involves plundering her booty.

Posted: 11/2/2004 4:15:43 AM EDT

[#32]

IBTL

Posted: 11/2/2004 4:17:01 AM EDT

[#33]

Quoted:
Here's the plan.

You take her to the top of a tall ravine. Strap her over a 55 gallon drum. Pull down her bloomers and go to work. When you're finished, you pull it out, pee all over her and kick her and the drum down the hill.

Howzat?

+1

Posted: 11/2/2004 4:21:01 AM EDT

[#34]

NFW. Not a grudge fuck...not even a mercy fuck.

I wouldn't get my tool within smelling distance of that nasty skank!

Posted: 11/2/2004 4:26:04 AM EDT

[#35]

Quoted:
I'm so glad I did not see that. I can't believe she let them film her poop shoot. All in the name of "awareness" I guess.

I stopped watching when I saw
her start drinking the GoEasy
juice...the thought of her "cleaning
out her colon" kinda ruined my
breakfast...

Posted: 11/2/2004 4:28:40 AM EDT

[#36]

She could give me a Blumpie

Posted: 11/2/2004 4:35:17 AM EDT

[#37]

I want to feel those sexy legs of hers and give her the Big D

Posted: 11/2/2004 4:59:14 AM EDT

[#38]

I'd give her a dry run up the pooper then a dirty sanchez. After that I'd finish it off by peeing in her butt.

Posted: 11/2/2004 5:03:06 AM EDT

[#39]

Of course I'd hit her. I hate her ideas but she still passes the base level of attractiveness. Besides, as rich as she is, I'd let her pay for everything and not feel bad about it.

Posted: 11/2/2004 5:08:43 AM EDT

[#40]

I'd ravage her like a rottweiller on a chiuhuaua...

Posted: 11/2/2004 5:13:08 AM EDT

[#41]

Without a doubt, I would bang her everway I could.

She would have to suck it first.

Posted: 11/2/2004 5:14:23 AM EDT

[#42]

Nope, too old and dried up. She could give me oral pleasure, but I'm not working for it.

Posted: 11/2/2004 5:38:51 AM EDT

[#43]

only for the poper/pics for ARFCOM

LB

Posted: 11/2/2004 5:44:28 AM EDT

[#44]

No way. My dog couldn't get hard for her.

Posted: 11/2/2004 5:45:33 AM EDT

[#45]

That's supposed to be an "angry pirate"... That's where you pull it out of her mouth at the last second, shoot your load in her eye, then kick her in the leg - so that she hops around on one leg, with one eye closed, going "arrggg"....(or so I've heard, hahaha) - georgestrings

ROTFLMFAO...LOL!!!!