While looking at a house, my brother asked the  real estate agent which
 direction was north because, he explained, he didn't  want the sun
 waking him up every morning. She asked, "Does the sun rise in  the
 North?"

 When another person jumped in and explained that the sun rises in  the
 East (and has for some time), she shook her head and said, "Oh, I don't
 keep up with that stuff."

 And then she voted.

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 I used to work in technical support for a 24x7  call center. One day I
 got a call from an InDUHvidual who asked what hours the  call center was
 open. I told him, "The number you dialed is open 24 hours a day,  7 days
 a week." He responded, "Is that Eastern or Pacific time?" Wanting to end
 the call quickly, I said, "Pacific.."

 And then he voted.

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 So my colleague and I were eating our lunch in  our cafeteria when we
 overheard one of the administrative assistants talking  about the
 sunburn she got on her weekend drive to the shore. She drove down in a
 convertible, but "didn't think she'd get sunburned because the car was
 moving."

 And then she voted.

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 I was in a high school advanced physics class and  the teacher was
 talking about a new military weapon that uses sonic waves on the
 battlefield to burst enemy soldier's chests. One InDUHvidual in the
 class spoke  up and said, "Well that's stupid! Why don't they just wear
 headphones?"

 And a few years later, he voted.

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 My sister has a lifesaving tool in her car. It's  designed to cut
 through a seatbelt if she gets trapped. She keeps it in the  trunk.

 And then she voted.

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 My friends and I were on a beer run and noticed  that the cases were
 discounted 10%. Since it was a big party, we bought  two cases. The
 cashier multiplied two times 10% and gave us a 20%  discount.

 And then they all voted.

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 I was hanging out with a friend of mine when we  saw a woman walk by us
 with a nose ring attached to an earring by a chain.   My friend said,
 "Wouldn't the chain rip out every time she turned her  head?" I had to
 explain to her that a person's nose and ear remain the  same distance
 apart no matter which way the head is turned.

 And then she voted.

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 I couldn't find my luggage at the airport baggage  area. So I went to
 the lost luggage office and told the woman there that  my bags never
 showed up. She smiled and told me not to worry because they were
 trained professionals and I was in good hands. "Now," she asked me,
 "has  your plane arrived yet?"


 And then she voted.

And the skools are turning them out faster than we can educate them.

It's like the lady who locked herself inside her car and they keys were on the hood.  She called On-Star because it was starting to rain and she needed to put the top up.

Then she voted

The sad reality that 50% of all eligible voters have below average IQ's.

Quoted: The sad reality that 50% of all eligible voters have below average IQ's.

What is the real significance of this?  Is there a particular party these idividuals tend to side with?

Quoted: The sad reality that 50% of all eligible voters have below average IQ's.

Hopefully they'll forget what day it its, get lost going to the polls, or accidentally vote for Buchannan...