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Posted: 10/31/2004 6:09:42 PM EDT


Make something to eat and you know it’s going to be so delicious that your mouth is watering, waiting for the savory morsels to hit your taste buds and explode into ecstasy, and you drop it on the floor.

This sucks a lot.

Time to make some more tamalis
Link Posted: 10/31/2004 6:10:12 PM EDT
[#1]
Link Posted: 10/31/2004 6:10:51 PM EDT
[#2]

Unless your floor is covered in rat poison, I fail to see a problem.
 Then again, I'm white trash.

Link Posted: 10/31/2004 6:11:13 PM EDT
[#3]
You could have picked 'em up and beat the 10-second rule, but NOOO..., you had to come post this thread....now they;re contaminated and your floor is a mess.


Get back in the kitchen.




Link Posted: 10/31/2004 6:11:24 PM EDT
[#4]
Despite the rules of chance, a buttered piece of toast will always hit the ground butter side down.
Link Posted: 10/31/2004 6:12:35 PM EDT
[#5]
I believe the 5-second rule comes into play here.
Link Posted: 10/31/2004 6:16:57 PM EDT
[#6]

Quoted:
the 10-second rule,
Get back in the kitchen.




No 10-sec rule for this fuck up. he cat beat me to it.  She's a fast little bitch.  Plus it was dropped on the carpet.  Lord knows what I would have picked up if I did try to eat it again.

I have got more in the oven now.  Just another 20 minutes more.
Link Posted: 10/31/2004 6:30:39 PM EDT
[#7]

Quoted:

Quoted:
the 10-second rule,
Get back in the kitchen.




No 10-sec rule for this fuck up. he cat beat me to it.  She's a fast little bitch.  Plus it was dropped on the carpet.  Lord knows what I would have picked up if I did try to eat it again.




Can't wait to hear about what that tamale does to your cat's digestive system...
Link Posted: 10/31/2004 6:32:33 PM EDT
[#8]
I'd have eaten it even if it fell in the dirt.
Link Posted: 10/31/2004 6:34:14 PM EDT
[#9]
Ever hear of the 5 second rule?
Link Posted: 10/31/2004 6:35:21 PM EDT
[#10]
Eat the cat, then.

What kind of tamale-fu do you have that only takes you 20 minutes to amke them? I'm comin' over to your place. Be there in 20 minutes!
Link Posted: 10/31/2004 7:35:31 PM EDT
[#11]

Quoted:
Eat the cat, then.

What kind of tamale-fu do you have that only takes you 20 minutes to amke them? I'm comin' over to your place. Be there in 20 minutes!



Stuff my mom made.  Pull it out of the freezer put them in the oven for about 20 then put the fixens that was left off before frozen.

Some made with chicken off the bone.  Some with beef.  She'll even make'm with both beef and chicken.
Link Posted: 10/31/2004 7:44:08 PM EDT
[#12]
If you cant see filth on the floor, its clean.

Pick up your food and eat it.

- BG
Link Posted: 10/31/2004 7:50:43 PM EDT
[#13]

Quoted:

Quoted:
the 10-second rule,
Get back in the kitchen.




No 10-sec rule for this fuck up. he cat beat me to it.  She's a fast little bitch.  Plus it was dropped on the carpet.  Lord knows what I would have picked up if I did try to eat it again.

I have got more in the oven now.  Just another 20 minutes more.




Just use the cat to slop up the gravy. Beats bread.
Link Posted: 10/31/2004 7:53:42 PM EDT
[#14]
I have lost alot of good PB&J's that way.

One time I went to put the 2 pieces together and I droped the the PB side face down on the counter.  I couldn't get it off the counter, the bread kept breaking apart.   That PB is like superglue.
Link Posted: 10/31/2004 7:53:54 PM EDT
[#15]

Quoted:
Despite the rules of chance, a buttered piece of toast will always hit the ground butter side down.



Cats always land on their feet as well.  Therefore, one could afix a piece of toast on a cat's back butter side up and drop said cat creating a perpetual motion machine and solve the worlds energy problems.
Link Posted: 10/31/2004 7:56:27 PM EDT
[#16]

Quoted:

Quoted:
Despite the rules of chance, a buttered piece of toast will always hit the ground butter side down.



Cats always land on their feet as well.  Therefore, one could afix a piece of toast on a cat's back butter side up and drop said cat creating a perpetual motion machine and solve the worlds energy problems.



Damn! that make my head hurt! Now I gotta pee...
Link Posted: 10/31/2004 8:01:31 PM EDT
[#17]
Link Posted: 10/31/2004 8:06:39 PM EDT
[#18]
Happened before, eat the clean part.
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