Nerve wracking as Hell.
What can I do to adapt to the coming changes if John Kerry worms his way into office Tuesday?
I’ve been thinking, perhaps I just shouldn’t fight politics any longer. Maybe I’m at that age that it’s best I leave that up to the younger generation.
Things I may consider changing up.
Give up my hard-soled, polished Oxfords for soft-soled Birkenstocks
Give pedicures and manicures a chance
Get in touch with my feminine side
Decommission my basement bunker and embrace a kinder, Feng Shui home environment
Ditch Baken-ets® “Hot’n Spicy” fried pork skins in favor of Camembert French cheese
While I’m at it, give up on my cold Budweiser for room temperature red wines
Donate my gas guzzling vehicles and start shopping for environmentally friendly hybrids
Put all my westerns & war movies up for sale on eBay – consider trades for comedies & SNL re-runs
Smoke dope, do drugs
Adopt a more metrosexual posture in life
Incense instead of cigars
Quit work and let the American wage earners support me
Cut my bathing frequency in fourths / save soap & water
Sell my guns and donate the funds to VPC & MMM
Take in stray cats
Wear flowers in my hair
Paint abortion clinics a soothing shade of mauve
Piss on the military and denounce God
… who am I kidding, I can’t do any of that shit