What are the 10 Commandments of ARFCOM? [Current List Page 1]

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Posted: 10/31/2004 5:23:36 PM EDT

We all know what #1 is. What about the other 9?

Here's the current list. Can you think of anything worth bumping these off the top 10?

Thou shalt

... Stuff it in her pooper and post pics.
... Get Both.
... not dupe.
... troll DU, but not hotlink to it, for the forces of satan may be stupid, but they are legion, and even a legion of idiots can get annoying.
... beware of boats, for they only lead to tragedy.
... always include pics. Thine thread is useless without pics.
... always remember the Range Report Thread, but never discuss it.
... google before asking about movie guns. And never ask about "Heat".
... not discuss Airsoft, lest thee be below the age of 12.
... not bumpfire underwater, unlest thee include pics and videos.
... Pony up the membership fee.

Posted: 10/31/2004 5:24:21 PM EDT

[#1]

Thou shalt own as many firearms as financially possible.

Posted: 10/31/2004 5:25:09 PM EDT

[#2]

Thou shalt not get caught.

Posted: 10/31/2004 5:25:40 PM EDT

[#3]

Quoted:
We all know what #1 is. What about the other 9?

Stick it in her pooper and post pics?

Posted: 10/31/2004 5:27:27 PM EDT

[#4]

Quoted:
Quoted:
We all know what #1 is. What about the other 9?

Stick it in her pooper and post pics?

Of course thats #1.

Posted: 10/31/2004 5:27:43 PM EDT

[#5]

-Thou shalt have no other gun boards before arfkom

-Thou shalt not hotlink to DU

-Thou shalt not dupe

Posted: 10/31/2004 5:28:16 PM EDT

[#6]

GET BOTH!!

Posted: 10/31/2004 5:28:19 PM EDT

[#7]

"Thou shalt beware of boats, for they only lead to tragedy".

Posted: 10/31/2004 5:29:45 PM EDT

[#8]

Thou shalt troll DU.

Posted: 10/31/2004 5:35:59 PM EDT

[#9]

oh yeah. "Thou shalt not reveal an ARFCOM fire mission to its target."

Posted: 10/31/2004 5:37:07 PM EDT

[#10]

Thou Shalt Not Bumpfire Underwater

Thou shalt get both before asking

Thou shalt post pics without being asked

Posted: 10/31/2004 5:37:39 PM EDT

[#11]

Thou shalt poke fun of Kerry/liberals whenever possible?

Posted: 10/31/2004 5:39:34 PM EDT

[#12]

Thou shalt GET BOTH.

Posted: 10/31/2004 5:41:20 PM EDT

[#13]

Quoted:
Thou Shalt Not Bumpfire Underwater

But if you really have to, make a video.

Posted: 10/31/2004 5:41:30 PM EDT

[#14]

... Thou shalt now utilize Wolfeth ammo

Posted: 10/31/2004 5:42:27 PM EDT

[#15]

Thou shall know what gun Pacino used in Heat.

Thou shall take your Democrat, hippy bullshit elsewhere.

Posted: 10/31/2004 5:43:13 PM EDT

[#16]

Thou shalt not mention the USS Liberty lest the Hun smite thee!

Eric The(Ineffable)Hun

Posted: 10/31/2004 5:43:23 PM EDT

[#17]

I have a feeling we gunna have more than ten.

Posted: 10/31/2004 5:43:31 PM EDT

[#18]

... Thou shalt now utilize Wolfeth ammo

Thou shall covet all pie...

MT

Posted: 10/31/2004 5:45:00 PM EDT

[#19]

When Come Back, Bring _____!

Posted: 10/31/2004 5:45:12 PM EDT

[#20]

Thou shalt not inquire about TGAPUIH.

Posted: 10/31/2004 5:46:45 PM EDT

[#21]

Quoted:

Thou Shalt Stick it in her pooper and post pics?

Fixed it for ya!

Posted: 10/31/2004 5:47:02 PM EDT

[#22]

Thine thread is worthless without pics.

Posted: 10/31/2004 5:47:34 PM EDT

[#23]

Quoted:
Quoted:
We all know what #1 is. What about the other 9?

Stick it in her pooper and post pics?

Uh oh...

Am I going to hell?

Posted: 10/31/2004 5:49:29 PM EDT

[#24]

Quoted:
Quoted:
Quoted:
We all know what #1 is. What about the other 9?

Stick it in her pooper and post pics?

Uh oh...

Am I going to hell?

Thou shall know what thee "Range Report" was about.

Posted: 10/31/2004 5:49:51 PM EDT

[#25]

Quoted:
Thou shalt not mention the USS Liberty lest the Hun smite thee!

Eric The(Ineffable)Hun

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Posted: 10/31/2004 5:53:52 PM EDT

[#26]

Quoted:
Quoted:
Quoted:
Quoted:
We all know what #1 is. What about the other 9?

Stick it in her pooper and post pics?

Uh oh...
Am I going to hell?

Thou shall know what thee "Range Report" was about.

Thou shall help fellow members cover up tracks before moderators see their post, lest they get caught, have the post locked down, and membership cancelled?

Posted: 10/31/2004 5:54:04 PM EDT

[#27]

Thou shall not drink and post.

Posted: 10/31/2004 5:55:02 PM EDT

[#28]

Quoted:

"Thou shalt beware of boats, for they only lead to tragedy".

Posted: 10/31/2004 5:55:21 PM EDT

[#29]

"You DO NOT talk about Arfcom!"

CJ

Posted: 10/31/2004 5:57:34 PM EDT

[#30]

Quoted:
Thou shall help fellow members cover up tracks before moderators see their post, lest they get caught, have the post locked down, and membership cancelled?

lol - I think you've been in the clear for a while now. No worries.

Posted: 10/31/2004 5:58:25 PM EDT

[#31]

Quoted:
Thou shall not drink and post.

Those are the most entertaining.

Posted: 10/31/2004 6:01:48 PM EDT

[#32]

Thou shalt not be teh suck.

Posted: 10/31/2004 6:03:16 PM EDT

[#33]

Thou shalt drinkith nectar from the chalice's of the great, and then through them shall pass the liquid unto which heathen's shall be thankful for. (Drink good beer and piss on liberals)

Posted: 10/31/2004 6:09:05 PM EDT

[#34]

Thou shall count to three, thou shall not count to four, and five is definitely out.

Posted: 10/31/2004 6:12:39 PM EDT

[#35]

Thou shalt not to forget to log out

Posted: 10/31/2004 6:17:14 PM EDT

[#36]

Stay away from boats!

Posted: 10/31/2004 6:19:39 PM EDT

[#37]

Thou shall not desecrate the hallowed AR mag well with the heinous works of the USA magazine.

Thou shall not attach Airsoft kitsch to actual firearms, and vice-versa.

Thou shall hit it.

Posted: 10/31/2004 6:23:27 PM EDT

[#38]

Thou shall properly spell while typing or suffer the wrath of the alphabet nazis

Posted: 10/31/2004 6:24:37 PM EDT

[#39]

Quoted:
Thou shall properly spell while typing or suffer the wrath of the alphabet nazis.

Fixed it for you! Ha!

Posted: 10/31/2004 6:27:51 PM EDT

[#40]

Quoted:
Quoted:
Thou shall properly spell while typing or suffer the wrath of the alphabet nazis.
Fixed it for you! Ha!

Posted: 10/31/2004 6:29:17 PM EDT

[#41]

Thou shalt know the difference between the magazine in your rifle and the clip on your bitch's brassiere.

Railgun....

Posted: 10/31/2004 6:31:37 PM EDT

[#42]

Honor the stapler and the tape measure and the napkin (and the drink and the extra magazines and the knife), and your dinner pics will be judged righteous.

Posted: 10/31/2004 6:35:44 PM EDT

[#43]

Thou shall not covet thy neighbors ~~dolls~~ action figures.

(as if we would want to...)

CW

Posted: 10/31/2004 6:42:22 PM EDT

[#44]

Thou shalt protect their dog at all times.

Posted: 10/31/2004 6:46:07 PM EDT

[#45]

Thou SHALL be in before the lock

Posted: 10/31/2004 6:48:52 PM EDT

[#46]

Thou shalt covet the goat.

Posted: 10/31/2004 6:51:27 PM EDT

[#47]

Thou shall distribute freely, uniforms of MARPAT

Posted: 10/31/2004 6:53:01 PM EDT

[#48]

... Thou shalt know thine mama is so tactical

... Thou shalt never carry fire onto a plane

... Thou shalt never repeat what happens on hayrides at Gunstock

... Thou shalt never don MARPAT without due diligence

... Thou shalt never utter the movie's title that shall not be named

... Thou shalt own more than a .32 & .22, that's all

Posted: 10/31/2004 9:03:02 PM EDT

[#49]

Thou Shalt no longer converse about zombies. For thy Mods will rage upon thy thread.

Posted: 10/31/2004 9:07:10 PM EDT

[#50]

Thou shall only buy the most expensive crap you can get for your AR because everyone knows that if it's not ridiculously expensive, it's garbage.

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