THE BARBER SHOP
G. W. Bush and John Kerry somehow ended up at the same barbershop. As
they sat there, each being worked on by a different barber, not a word was
spoken. The barbers were even afraid to start a conversation, for fear it
would turn to politics. As the barbers finished their shaves, the one who
had Kerry in his chair reached for the aftershave. Kerry was quick to stop
him saying, "No thanks, my wife Theresa will smell that and think I've
been
in a whorehouse," The second barber turned to Bush and said, "How about
you?"
Bush replied, "Go ahead, my wife doesn't know what the inside of a
whorehouse smells like."

Dupe, but it's still a funny joke!

Sweeeeet!

Doh!