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Posted: 10/29/2004 2:51:13 AM EDT
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Congrats!
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Posted: 10/29/2004 2:57:26 AM EDT
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RRRRRUUUUUUNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!
i mean that in jest of course. I myself have never been married. Congrats! |
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Posted: 10/29/2004 3:01:24 AM EDT
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It ain't so bad. Just be sure that on the wedding night you show her who is boss by sticking it in her pooper....Gotta put her in her place from the get go....On the wedding night pics are optional, some things are sacred.
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Posted: 10/29/2004 3:01:49 AM EDT
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Somebody had to do it...
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Posted: 10/29/2004 3:08:28 AM EDT
[#5]
SWEET!! congrats!
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Posted: 10/29/2004 3:15:28 AM EDT
[#6]
Congratulations! I wish you and your new magazine loader all the best!!!
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Posted: 10/29/2004 3:17:22 AM EDT
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The guys on my team said it was a trap and tried to get me very drunk. I was supposed to wake up in a box on my way to Zambia right now. LOL
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Posted: 10/29/2004 3:21:15 AM EDT
[#8]
Congrats and good luck!!!!!
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Posted: 10/29/2004 3:34:44 AM EDT
[#9]
Congrats and good luck.
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Posted: 10/29/2004 3:35:16 AM EDT
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The best advise I can give you after 10 years of what I would call happy is to pick your battles.
I really dont care about what happens around the house and if the little women wants to do something I will be all for it. If it doesnt hurt the big picture she has her way. So its 80 % " Yes dear " but when it comes to that 20% that really means something it will always go my way. Dont get me wrong its a compromise all the way to make both parties happy. Remember the big picture. GOOD LUCK |
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Posted: 10/29/2004 3:38:34 AM EDT
[#11]
+1, and I might add that I've always felt that my job as a husband was to keep the peace. Well, that and uh...you know... |
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Posted: 10/29/2004 3:40:35 AM EDT
[#12]
Stick it in her pooper????? S.O. |
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Posted: 10/29/2004 3:45:34 AM EDT
[#13]
Good for you! It's not as bad as everyone says, but you do have to work at marriage sometimes.
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Posted: 10/29/2004 3:47:10 AM EDT
[#14]
Are F**King NUTS? Don't do it!!!
HaHa Just kidding... Congradulations and best of luck to you both!!!!!!!!!! 
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Posted: 10/29/2004 4:07:17 AM EDT
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Run!! You poor bastard!!!
and I guess if you cant get away in time,.....stick it in her pooper! (actually you should do that before you marry them 
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Posted: 10/29/2004 4:16:40 AM EDT
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joke- revised....
why is the bride smiling on the way down the asile... she knows she wont get stuffed in the pooper and have pics taken anymore.... |
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Posted: 10/29/2004 4:21:44 AM EDT
[#17]
 again... had to be done!! Hope it works out! Have fun. And post pics! |
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Posted: 10/29/2004 4:23:40 AM EDT
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Somewhere there is a bus ticket with your name on it. Go find it. It will take you away until you come to your senses.
Remember the old saying: "No matter how good they look, some guy is tired of putting up with their shit." You know why husbands usually die first? 'Cause they want to. |
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Posted: 10/29/2004 4:24:32 AM EDT
[#19]
congratulations brother!
every man should be married three or four times before he croaks! heheh! have a long, safe honeymoon and best wishes for your new life. |
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Posted: 10/29/2004 4:25:59 AM EDT
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Posted: 10/29/2004 4:29:31 AM EDT
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Posted: 10/29/2004 4:50:36 AM EDT
[#23]
congrats.
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Posted: 10/29/2004 4:51:44 AM EDT
[#24]
oops
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Posted: 10/29/2004 4:52:07 AM EDT
[#25]
Ummm....oops? |
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Posted: 10/29/2004 5:04:18 AM EDT
[#26]
Congrats!!!
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Posted: 10/29/2004 5:05:28 AM EDT
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uh, obviously you have not been paying much attention to things around here, WTF are you thinking????? J/K Congrats, good luck, and don't say we didn't warn ya. TXL |
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Posted: 10/29/2004 5:06:22 AM EDT
[#28]
Congratulations!
Treat her like a Queen and she'll treat you like a king. 
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Posted: 10/29/2004 5:08:32 AM EDT
[#29]
Kickass, PSY! Congrats.
It's been 8 months for me and things are great. Is QS officiating? 
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Posted: 10/29/2004 5:18:51 AM EDT
[#30]
Good luck. Seriously, four hours before I got married I was just finishing up slinging some lead down range as an armed bachelor. Think about it, if you can. It certainly helps take some of the edge off. |
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Posted: 10/29/2004 5:20:49 AM EDT
[#31]
Good luck! Today is my 10 year anniversary. Sometimes I feel like I'm applying for sainthood....
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Posted: 10/29/2004 6:39:15 AM EDT
[#32]
Yeah...Rodney King. |
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Posted: 10/29/2004 6:44:43 AM EDT
[#33]
Congrats and good luck.
Here's a tip: You will never, ever be on time to anything ever again. You will be ready to go out the door, keys in hand, and she will still be getting ready. Time is an abstract concept to wimmen. |
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Posted: 10/29/2004 6:45:37 AM EDT
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So, are you going to use your Psychological Warfare training against her? You know, leave leaflets in the kitchen, bathroom, etc designed to influence her thinking? |
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Posted: 10/29/2004 6:50:01 AM EDT
[#35]
Holy schitt!
Congratulations! I am a bit taken aback, that you could find a lady willing to put up with your 'unusual' work environment. Ops |
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Posted: 10/29/2004 6:54:12 AM EDT
[#36]
Best wishes.
 If you leave your socks on, I'm sure you'll have a long and happy marriage. (He'll know what that means, guys. )
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Posted: 10/29/2004 7:00:49 AM EDT
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I can't wait to meet her! Finally I will no longer be the sole voice of reason around here!
Congrats, buddy and we'll see you soon! |
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Posted: 10/29/2004 7:02:10 AM EDT
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Congrats PSYWAR. Best wishes to you both.
You do know that the blowjobs stop after she puts on the ring, right? |
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Posted: 10/29/2004 7:03:26 AM EDT
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Posted: 10/29/2004 7:04:58 AM EDT
[#40]
Congrats Psywar!
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Posted: 10/29/2004 10:58:46 AM EDT
[#41]
Well you got me beat on the hours. But I am still in a warzone getting married. I think I got a winner here, Its going to be about 2 months to get her the visa to come to the states, and she asks me if January is too cold for me to take her shooting............. |
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Posted: 10/29/2004 11:11:26 AM EDT
[#42]
Congrats PSYWAR! Just remember that 80% of the battles and disagreements mean absolutely nothing. Stand by your guns on the 20% that count, and remember to always respect each other. You'll do fine.
Plus if things get dicey at the house you can take a job somewhere less dangerous; like you know OEF or something.
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Posted: 10/29/2004 11:15:21 AM EDT
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The ¨downside¨to my new job might mean that I have to deliver new stuff to A teams in sandy places. But will at least be able to be home more than 6 nites a month.
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Posted: 10/29/2004 11:20:44 AM EDT
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Please let us know how you're doing if you are oft to playing in the big sandbox. Congrads, I been there for 20 years.  
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Posted: 10/29/2004 11:33:41 AM EDT
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I don't think God takes applications, but if it was anything like mine, you just might be auditioning! |
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Posted: 10/29/2004 11:33:58 AM EDT
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Learn to recognize the path of least resistance and you will be alright. Not great, and you won't die, but you will start to recognize the value of bass boats and other diversions.
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Posted: 10/29/2004 11:36:36 AM EDT
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Ohhh, just read the part about you marrying a FOREIGN womenz. I think your chances just went up!
www.americanwomensuck.com That site is probably a little biased. But contains at least some elements of truth.God bless you and good luck on your new life! You are stepping into a new world... |
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Posted: 10/29/2004 11:40:40 AM EDT
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LOL! Somebody's going to be loaded full all right, and something tells me that PSYWAR1-0 just keeps reloading. Congrats PSYWAR1-0. |
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Posted: 10/29/2004 12:04:49 PM EDT
[#49]
Congratulations!! My wife has changed my life so much for the better it's no even funny.
thanks, Ron |
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Posted: 10/29/2004 12:07:02 PM EDT
[#50]
Congrats! Just wait til the kids...
 ...and the wife's fun bags become food bags...just joking...
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