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Posted: 10/28/2004 9:34:48 PM EDT
[#1]
... write code for a living?
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Posted: 10/28/2004 9:35:34 PM EDT
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Posted: 10/28/2004 9:36:34 PM EDT
[#3]
 good one |
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Posted: 10/28/2004 9:37:08 PM EDT
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Didnt even see it comin - BG |
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Posted: 10/28/2004 9:46:30 PM EDT
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What am I laughing at? 
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Posted: 10/28/2004 9:47:57 PM EDT
[#6]
No, three kinds.
Dicks. Pussys. Assholes. Which are YOU? |
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Posted: 10/28/2004 9:48:55 PM EDT
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Posted: 10/28/2004 9:50:37 PM EDT
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Okay - that's 10. So what about the other 1000 people? |
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Posted: 10/28/2004 9:50:53 PM EDT
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Whoa... You have Jeepers as your Avatar? |
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Posted: 10/28/2004 9:52:24 PM EDT
[#10]
That's pretty bad! In honor of Halloween, I put a Hexadecimal on you!!!
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Posted: 10/28/2004 10:05:16 PM EDT
[#11]
That makes less sense to me than my post makes to you...
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Posted: 10/28/2004 10:09:53 PM EDT
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Apparently so. |
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Posted: 10/28/2004 10:12:13 PM EDT
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Eugene the Jeep, as from the original Popeye cartoon. Magical, could go through walls and walk up trees. Hence the remarkably capable WWII vehicle taking on the moniker. |
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Posted: 10/28/2004 10:19:23 PM EDT
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As long as we're categorizing people, I've liked this quote ever since I first saw it:
Out of every 100 men, ten shouldn't even be there, Eighty are just targets, Nine are the real fighters, and we are lucky to have them, for they make the battle. Ah, but the one, one is a warrior, and he will bring the others back. - Hericletus, circa 500 BC |
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Posted: 10/28/2004 10:24:50 PM EDT
[#15]
AWESOME quote. Saw that a few days ago here. Love it, so true too. |
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Posted: 10/28/2004 10:56:23 PM EDT
[#16]
LOL |
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Posted: 10/28/2004 11:06:31 PM EDT
[#17]
Why do developers give presents to each other on Halloween?
Because Oct 31 = Dec 25!! 
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Posted: 10/28/2004 11:26:32 PM EDT
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That was a bonus on a test we had. I felt dumb til I looked at the ASCII table and said... duh HEX! Then it was easy.  I like speaking in plain english and having other people look at me like I'm from friggin Mars.
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Posted: 10/28/2004 11:32:57 PM EDT
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I'd rather be a Dick than an Asshole and I'd rather have Pussy than an Asshole So it's the Asshole you have to watch out for the most.
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Posted: 10/28/2004 11:57:43 PM EDT
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Fuck........I couldn't even remember the joke and I still knew what it meant. Then again, I've been sitting at my desk writing code for the past.....4am....lesse....that would be 20 hours.....right now it looks like at LEAST another 5-6 more, then rush home to shower, change, and rush back for a customer meeting. WOOHOO!
There IS one good thing about working at times like this......iPod + 12 gigs of tunes + speakers set to LOUD! |
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Posted: 10/29/2004 6:34:59 AM EDT
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Hope you're getting paid like mad. |
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Posted: 10/29/2004 6:38:33 AM EDT
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I may not be able to post after this. It appears that my network cable has been bent and now my traffic cannot get through. Right now it looks like the 1's can get through but the 0's can't
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Posted: 10/29/2004 6:39:02 AM EDT
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There is no place like 127.0.0.1
While we are on binary I absolutely love to 1000101 You know what I always say: Geek it 'till it MHz |
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Posted: 10/29/2004 6:40:31 AM EDT
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Posted: 10/29/2004 6:41:41 AM EDT
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1000 in binary is 8 in decimal. Sheesh, you obviously aren't very familiar with the subject matter of your joke. Remember the Alamo, and God Bless Texas... |
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Posted: 10/29/2004 6:43:15 AM EDT
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Actually, there are three kinds of people: those that can count, and those that can't.
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Posted: 10/29/2004 6:43:34 AM EDT
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Us engineers don't work for the pay, we work for all the hot chicks we get. Why just the other day this girl let me touch her shoulder, and she said my pocket protector was stylish.
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Posted: 10/29/2004 6:53:48 AM EDT
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I dont know
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Posted: 10/29/2004 6:54:31 AM EDT
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How do I know which of those three I am? |
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Posted: 10/29/2004 6:59:24 AM EDT
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Can you count? |
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Posted: 10/29/2004 7:00:44 AM EDT
[#31]
purdy good. |
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Posted: 10/29/2004 7:01:42 AM EDT
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Here's the oxymoron of the day -
Boolean Logic |
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Posted: 10/29/2004 7:03:32 AM EDT
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Now if I can just figger out what an I.D.10.T. error is.....
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Posted: 10/29/2004 7:11:10 AM EDT
[#34]
Aah, that's easy to clean up. Go to Office Depot and ask for some P.U. 55 Y cleaner. |
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Posted: 10/29/2004 7:13:06 AM EDT
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I fisrt though it was an "operator headspace error" but I was mistaken.... |
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Posted: 10/29/2004 7:15:46 AM EDT
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Posted: 10/29/2004 7:19:37 AM EDT
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No I knew that... I was just thinking that if I said 10 people, and then he said 1000 then they add up to 1010 in more ways than one.  I knew that he knew 10=2, so there aren't another 8 people... apparantly our humor is lost on each other
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Posted: 10/29/2004 7:59:00 AM EDT
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Check ot thinkgeek.com. Lots of nerd/geek-ware there.
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Posted: 10/29/2004 7:59:51 AM EDT
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dupe
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Posted: 10/29/2004 8:09:24 AM EDT
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1001001 SOS
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Posted: 10/29/2004 9:15:35 AM EDT
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Which is exactly the type of moment I had when I swore off writing code... I was writing "Clipper" at the time. Does anyone even remember it ever having existed? |
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Posted: 10/29/2004 9:26:05 AM EDT
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actually you are correct to a point.
but it should read... people i'd like to shoot and nerds using binary that should be shot
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Posted: 10/29/2004 3:30:09 PM EDT
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Base Mixer! |
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Posted: 10/29/2004 3:44:31 PM EDT
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I have a T-shirt with that slogan. I am very lucky in that I have a wife that understands it.
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Posted: 10/29/2004 4:07:26 PM EDT
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That has been my sig on another board for along time now.
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Posted: 10/29/2004 4:18:00 PM EDT
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Sounds like a PEBKEY issue. Now where are those TPS reports??? |
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Posted: 10/29/2004 6:15:51 PM EDT
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Posted: 10/29/2004 6:39:15 PM EDT
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damn it people it's PEBCAK!!! problem exists between keyboard and chair and bring back my stapler before i burn this place to the ground!! |
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Posted: 10/29/2004 6:41:39 PM EDT
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Actually, there are F types of people many more than a mere two. I remember my F birthday whn I got my driver's liscense.
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Posted: 10/30/2004 7:49:49 PM EDT
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Roger that. My bad. Good catch. |
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