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Posted: 10/27/2004 7:48:58 PM EDT
So tonight I did what no man should have to do (at least not on a regular basis), I went into the kitchen!!
 Why you ask? Well. I wanted some coffee. And the wife was on the phone with her mother. So........................ I weighted the odds of me getting her off the phone and into the kitchen. It didn't take me long to figure out that she probably wasn't getting off the phone with her mother anytime soon. And if she did.....well, she would end up talking to me. And I didn't really want that.  So I went into the kitchen to make some coffee, which I know how to do btw. I looked for the coffee, creamer, and filters. Get this......after looking around for awhile I finally found all three items. In THREE different places!!! Now I ask you? Does this sound organized to you? Does it make sense? Does it sound logical at all to have three related items in three DIFFERENT PLACES?!~?!?!?!??!?!?  Women....what say you? Sgtar15 |
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Posted: 10/27/2004 7:52:04 PM EDT
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Posted: 10/27/2004 7:54:52 PM EDT
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Have a phone put in the kitchen.
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Posted: 10/27/2004 7:55:53 PM EDT
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You clearly need to shorten the chain.
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Posted: 10/27/2004 7:58:02 PM EDT
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Engineered to set you up so that if she were to say....switch the items with some other substitue for say...suger. And you make some coffee without knowing things got switched.....and you end up leaving some nice weapons and an odd note on the computer. And the new widow books a trip on a cruise ship!
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Posted: 10/27/2004 8:01:33 PM EDT
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San Francisco called, they found your mangina.
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Posted: 10/27/2004 8:03:02 PM EDT
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No sammich?
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Posted: 10/27/2004 8:08:07 PM EDT
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Really Sarge............have her make one for you |
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Posted: 10/27/2004 8:10:06 PM EDT
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Well I have all the java stuff in one cupboard. But do you know why women have smaller feet than men?
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Posted: 10/27/2004 8:11:24 PM EDT
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NO PIE? 
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Posted: 10/27/2004 8:30:26 PM EDT
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most likely no bread for his peanut butter and jelley sammich 
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Posted: 10/27/2004 8:36:21 PM EDT
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Hey I was forced to cook food for myself today, and damn it was lousy.
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Posted: 10/27/2004 8:41:27 PM EDT
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Makes about as much sense as storing your ammo and guns in separate locations.
Wait. They actually require that in some states. 
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Posted: 10/27/2004 9:09:41 PM EDT
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it's done to make you dependent thereby increasing her strategic value...make sure you are drilling regularly so this does not happen in an emergency
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Posted: 10/27/2004 9:10:52 PM EDT
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