The Miracles of Modern Medicine

[ARCHIVED THREAD] - The Miracles of Modern Medicine

Posted: 10/27/2004 6:50:20 PM EDT

The old farmer was concerned about his old bull fulfilling his duties with the heard. He took him to the vet who checked him over thoroughly, gave him a large dose of medicine, and sent along a couple of bottles of the medicine with the farmer for later use if the bull needed it. When they got to the farm, the bull was fired up. Raced out of the trailer, jumped the fence, satisfied all the cows in the lot, smashed through the fence and did the same for the neighbors herd. Next morning, the farmer was explaining to the neighbor what happened to his fence, and the neighbor says, “Must have been some powerful medicine. Wonder what it ‘twas.” “Don’t rightly know,” says the farmer, “tho did have a most peculiar pepperminty taste to it.”

Posted: 10/27/2004 6:57:51 PM EDT

[#1]

I'm dumb. I don't get it.

Posted: 10/27/2004 7:01:41 PM EDT

[#2]

Quoted:
I'm dumb. I don't get it.

Posted: 10/27/2004 7:03:07 PM EDT

[#3]

After seeing the bull get so "fired up" he took the medicine also. Jesus people

Posted: 10/27/2004 7:14:35 PM EDT

[#4]

Some are a little slow on the up swing.

Posted: 10/27/2004 7:15:11 PM EDT

[#5]

Quoted:
After seeing the bull get so "fired up" he took the medicine also. Jesus people

I got it.

Posted: 10/27/2004 10:18:10 PM EDT

[#6]

Ok, then. I did get it, and it wasn't funny. I thought I must've been missing something...

Posted: 10/27/2004 10:20:54 PM EDT

[#7]

Quoted:
Ok, then. I did get it, and it wasn't funny. I thought I must've been missing something...

Posted: 10/27/2004 11:09:45 PM EDT

[#8]

Quoted:
Quoted:
Ok, then. I did get it, and it wasn't funny. I thought I must've been missing something...

+1

Posted: 10/27/2004 11:34:09 PM EDT

[#9]

Let's walk down the hill and do them all

Posted: 10/28/2004 12:08:55 AM EDT

[#10]

Posted: 10/28/2004 12:42:48 AM EDT

[#11]

Posted: 10/28/2004 6:44:43 AM EDT

[#12]

I didn't get it, now I do, and it wasn't stoopid, it was outright dumb!

Posted: 10/28/2004 7:02:44 AM EDT

[#13]

Quoted:
I didn't get it, now I do, and it wasn't stoopid, it was outright dumb!

Posted: 10/28/2004 7:22:45 AM EDT

[#14]

I don't what all y'all's problem is, but I thought it was funny in a 1940's kinda way.

Cabby

Posted: 10/28/2004 8:56:24 AM EDT

[#15]

the bull did a cum shot in the farmers mouth,,,,thats how he knows...

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