Fast Food joints and @ssholes. Yes this is a rant.

[ARCHIVED THREAD] - Fast Food joints and @ssholes. Yes this is a rant.

Posted: 10/27/2004 3:13:46 PM EDT

So I decided to go to McD’s to get some grub that my ass doesn’t need.

And what to do I find. A group of idiots that apparently never set foot in one of these Golden Arched churches of the fat-asses.

Now for the sake of argument the menu at these places have been relatively stable for a long time it’s basically the same shit every day; burgers, fries, shakes that give you strokes, and cokes. I for got the hot pies too.

So why does it take an ~~derogatory comment omitted~~ asshat 10 – 15 minutes to figure out what they want to eat when they step up to the counter. There is a BIG menu on the wall and they can look at it as soon as they walk into the store, while they are standing in line, or better yet step to the side until they figured out what they want to stuff there faces with.

Me I had 2 plain double cheese burgers with a medium fries and a large Coke. And I figured out what I wanted before I got in line.

Now if you will excuse me I’m going to wash out the sand from my mangina, it’s starting to itch.

Posted: 10/27/2004 3:14:39 PM EDT

[#1]

Quoted:
So I decided to go to McD’s to get some grub that my ass doesn’t need.

And what to do I find. A group of idiots that apparently never set foot in one of these Golden Arched churches of the fat-asses.

Now for the sake of argument the menu at these places have been relatively stable for a long time it’s basically the same shit every day; burgers, fries, shakes that give you strokes, and cokes. I for got the hot pies too.

So why does it take an ~~derogatory comment omitted~~ asshat 10 – 15 minutes to figure out what they want to eat when they step up to the counter. There is a BIG menu on the wall and they can look at it as soon as they walk into the store, while they are standing in line, or better yet step to the side until they figured out what they want to stuff there faces with.

Me I had 2 plain double cheese burgers with a medium fries and a large Coke. And I figured out what I wanted before I got in line.

Now if you will excuse me I’m going to wash out the sand from my mangina, it’s starting to itch.

You might want to try washing the fucking cholesterol out of your arteries while you're at it...

Posted: 10/27/2004 3:16:23 PM EDT

[#2]

So why does it take an derogatory comment omitted asshat 10 – 15 minutes to figure out what they want to eat when they step up to the counter.

That always gets me --- it is not like the menu changes ........... assholes.

Posted: 10/27/2004 3:17:33 PM EDT

[#3]

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You might want to try washing the fucking cholesterol out of your arteries while you're at it...

I know, but I had a taste for it. Fast food is a once a week chreat.

Posted: 10/27/2004 3:18:20 PM EDT

[#4]

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You might want to try washing the fucking cholesterol out of your arteries while you're at it...

I know, but I had a taste for it. Fast food is a once a week chreat.

Oh, I eat fast food now and then myself, but dude...TWO double-cheeseburgers???

Posted: 10/27/2004 3:18:34 PM EDT

[#5]

STFU and go get me a samich!!!

Posted: 10/27/2004 3:19:23 PM EDT

[#6]

yuck... how do you eat that crap

Posted: 10/27/2004 3:20:18 PM EDT

[#7]

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Quoted:
Quoted:

You might want to try washing the fucking cholesterol out of your arteries while you're at it...

I know, but I had a taste for it. Fast food is a once a week chreat.

Oh, I eat fast food now and then myself, but dude...TWO double-cheeseburgers???

Dollar menu. 2 with out the buns put together. There not that big after you take away the extra shit. Meat and cheese only.

Posted: 10/27/2004 3:21:24 PM EDT

[#8]

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Quoted:

You might want to try washing the fucking cholesterol out of your arteries while you're at it...

I know, but I had a taste for it. Fast food is a once a week chreat.

Oh, I eat fast food now and then myself, but dude...TWO double-cheeseburgers???

Dollar menu. 2 with out the buns put together. There not that big after you take away the extra shit.

They're not that big WITH the extra shit

Posted: 10/27/2004 3:22:17 PM EDT

[#9]

Quoted:
yuck... how do you eat that crap

Subliminal messages from T.V. and other mediums.

Posted: 10/27/2004 3:24:21 PM EDT

[#10]

Really. That was God's way of trying to help you. And you just weren't listening, were you?

That's 1120 calories, and 39 grams of fat.

Whew!

Figure it out yourself...

Posted: 10/27/2004 3:24:53 PM EDT

[#11]

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yuck... how do you eat that crap

Subliminal messages from T.V. and other mediums.

[they live]We've got one that can see[/they live]

Posted: 10/27/2004 3:29:07 PM EDT

[#12]

Quoted:
Really. That was God's way of trying to help you. And you just weren't listening, were you?

That's 1120 calories, and 39 grams of fat.

Whew!

Figure it out yourself...

Oddley enough that was all I ate all day. The 39 grams of fat is bad though.

It was my chreat day.

Posted: 10/27/2004 3:38:08 PM EDT

[#13]

Subliminal messages. Just like the fake ribs molded into the McRib

Posted: 10/27/2004 3:38:30 PM EDT

[#14]

Adding smiley-

....

... because I hate being preached at by anonymous sanctimonious assholes...

Posted: 10/27/2004 3:42:08 PM EDT

[#15]

Quoted:
So why does it take an derogatory comment omitted asshat 10 – 15 minutes to figure out what they want to eat when they step up to the counter.

That always gets me --- it is not like the menu changes ........... assholes.

Actually the menu does change.

Posted: 10/27/2004 3:46:17 PM EDT

[#16]

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Adding smiley- ....

... because I hate being preached at by anonymous sanctimonious assholes...

Anonymous sanctimonious assholes?

Listen bubba when I get up on my pulpit you better kneel down and look up at me with reverence. If you do not I’ll through the uneaten buns at you and take you into the confessional for some finger puppet time. So take that and smoke it.

Bubba = jackass or sweetie pie. Your pick.

Posted: 10/27/2004 10:09:29 PM EDT

[#17]

I meant me, you doof!

Posted: 10/27/2004 10:13:25 PM EDT

[#18]

2 Double Cheeseburgers!!!

Fucking lightweight.

Iwent there today, they had some trouble with the dollar coins, but they took them

Posted: 10/27/2004 10:21:34 PM EDT

[#19]

Next time, just get in your car, go through the drive through and then bring your food back in.

If you want bad, go up to Canada and try Poutine at McDonalds - French Fries covered with gravy and cheese ... 3 heart attacks for the price of 1!

Poutine vs. Large Fries

Posted: 10/27/2004 10:24:52 PM EDT

[#20]

Nothing gets between me and 4 double cheeseburgers. Of course, I have to have them hold the cheese since I'm lactose intolerant.

Posted: 10/28/2004 7:33:34 AM EDT

[#21]

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I meant me, you doof!

So what. Just take it like an alter boy.

Posted: 10/28/2004 9:03:55 AM EDT

[#22]

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So why does it take an ~~derogatory comment omitted~~ asshat 10 – 15 minutes to figure out what they want to eat when they step up to the counter.

Why? Because all that matters is, "Me, me, meeeeee!"
The rest of us are nothing more than a figment of their imagination. I see more and more people like this every day.

Now if you will excuse me I’m going to wash out the sand from my mangina, it’s starting to itch.

Ya know, I can take that off for you in my office.

Posted: 10/28/2004 9:07:31 AM EDT

[#23]

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You might want to try washing the fucking cholesterol out of your arteries while you're at it...

Do we have the food police now??

I'd rather die early eating all the kinds of food, I like rather than living to 100 and never really living.

Posted: 10/28/2004 9:11:57 AM EDT

[#24]

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Quoted:
I meant me, you doof!

So what. Just take it like an alter boy.

I think you must have meant Jabba, not Bubba..

Need a new avatar?

Posted: 10/28/2004 9:19:10 AM EDT

[#25]

Quoted:
Quoted:
Quoted:
I meant me, you doof!

So what. Just take it like an alter boy.

I think you must have meant Jabba, not Bubba..

Need a new avatar?

www.wirralgroan.co.uk/assets/celeb_bear/jabba.jpg

PWN3D

Posted: 10/28/2004 12:35:41 PM EDT

[#26]

Quoted:
Quoted:
Quoted:
I meant me, you doof!

So what. Just take it like an alter boy.

I think you must have meant Jabba, not Bubba..

Need a new avatar?

www.wirralgroan.co.uk/assets/celeb_bear/jabba.jpg

I just spitt Dr.Pepper all over my wok computer. My Sarge is gonna be pissed if I don't get it all cleaned up.

Posted: 10/28/2004 1:57:54 PM EDT

[#27]

Quoted:
So I decided to go to McD’s to get some grub that my ass doesn’t need.

And what to do I find. A group of idiots that apparently never set foot in one of these Golden Arched churches of the fat-asses.

Now for the sake of argument the menu at these places have been relatively stable for a long time it’s basically the same shit every day; burgers, fries, shakes that give you strokes, and cokes. I for got the hot pies too.

So why does it take an ~~derogatory comment omitted~~ asshat 10 – 15 minutes to figure out what they want to eat when they step up to the counter. There is a BIG menu on the wall and they can look at it as soon as they walk into the store, while they are standing in line, or better yet step to the side until they figured out what they want to stuff there faces with.

Me I had 2 plain double cheese burgers with a medium fries and a large Coke. And I figured out what I wanted before I got in line.

Now if you will excuse me I’m going to wash out the sand from my mangina, it’s starting to itch.

truer words are seldom spoken...I actually said "it's the same menu they had 10 years ago" to someone one day...the 8 people in line in front of me behind the asshat who was taking 10 minutes to order laughed their asses off.

Posted: 10/28/2004 2:04:50 PM EDT

[#28]

Since I had a stroke in July my wife will not let me drive past one let alone go in!

Posted: 10/28/2004 2:40:14 PM EDT

[#29]

Go to Wendy's and it won't happen again.

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