To All American Voters,

I am a senior citizen. During the Clinton Administration I had an extremely good and well paying job. I took numerous vacations and had several vacation homes. Since President Bush took office, I have watched my entire life change for the worse.

I lost my job.
I lost my two sons in that terrible Iraqi War.
I lost my homes.
I lost my health insurance.

As a matter of fact I lost virtually everything and became homeless. Adding insult to injury, when the authorities found me living like an animal, instead of helping me, they arrested me. I
will do anything that Senator Kerry wants to insure that a Democrat is back in the White House come next year. Bush has to go.

I just thought you would like to know how one senior citizen views the Bush Administration.

Thank you for taking time to read my letter.

Sincerely,
Saddam Hussein
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I shamelessly lifted this from another board - all credit goes to Metaldoc - whoever he is

Old, but still good!

I can one up you.  My friend is a pharmacist.  He had some seniors yesterday waiting for their perscriptions.  An old man was pissing and moaning about the cost of his pills, and how little medicare covered.  An old lady told him that a vote for Kerry would change all that.
He simply replied, "Sorry, I can't in any concience do that."