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Posted: 10/26/2004 3:53:30 PM EDT
[#1]
Tell him to fuck off and then kick his ass.
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Posted: 10/26/2004 3:53:40 PM EDT
[#2]
Tell 
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Posted: 10/26/2004 3:53:44 PM EDT
[#3]
It's a she. |
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Posted: 10/26/2004 3:53:56 PM EDT
[#4]
Do you work in the Post Office?
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Posted: 10/26/2004 3:54:00 PM EDT
[#5]
Tell him to fuck off, or you'll |
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Posted: 10/26/2004 3:54:05 PM EDT
[#6]
"Then don't fuck with me...." |
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Posted: 10/26/2004 3:54:42 PM EDT
[#7]
Dumb.Crazy.Liberal.Bitch.You dont even need to say anything.If she is that stupid she wont understand anyways.
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Posted: 10/26/2004 3:54:43 PM EDT
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Posted: 10/26/2004 3:54:44 PM EDT
[#9]
Change. You're proving her point. |
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Posted: 10/26/2004 3:54:48 PM EDT
[#10]
Okay. Slap her in the tits instead. |
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Posted: 10/26/2004 3:55:10 PM EDT
[#11]
Tell her that she's projecting, and should seek therapy.
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Posted: 10/26/2004 3:55:17 PM EDT
[#12]
Stuff it in her pooper and post pics
 AKASL LIVE FREE OR DIE NEW HAMPSHIRE |
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Posted: 10/26/2004 3:55:20 PM EDT
[#13]
Pooper....Pics....End of issue!!! |
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Posted: 10/26/2004 3:56:34 PM EDT
[#14]
Throw it back at her. If that's what she "feels" then ask her to tell you how she came to that conclusion.
Have her cite REAL examples of it, not hollyweird fantasy. Betcha she has ZERO real world experience with anyone that owns a gun. |
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Posted: 10/26/2004 3:56:34 PM EDT
[#15]
Co-worker is:
Austinite, vegetarian, liberal, Kerry-supporter, red-head, cute, need I say more? |
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Posted: 10/26/2004 3:56:38 PM EDT
[#16]
Geez ! You guys are killing me.
INVITE HER TO THE RANGE. |
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Posted: 10/26/2004 3:56:40 PM EDT
[#17]
Tell her your guns are an extension of your personality, and its phallic symbol.
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Posted: 10/26/2004 3:56:50 PM EDT
[#18]
Shouting "YOU FUCKING BITCH! TAKE THAT THE FUCK BACK OR I'LL KILL YOU AND YOUR ENTIRE GODDAMN FAMILY!" should do the trick.
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Posted: 10/26/2004 3:57:54 PM EDT
[#19]
I like it! SUBTLE!
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Posted: 10/26/2004 4:00:29 PM EDT
[#20]
If she is all of the above.......................who cares what she thinks, man!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Oh yeah, you said she was "cute". So................you want some huh? Just lie to her and tell her what she wants to hear until you "reap the benefits". I am sure it has happened to her before. Quit playing hard to get man and "stuff it in her pooper and post pics" |
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Posted: 10/26/2004 4:01:38 PM EDT
[#21]
Do NOT do this unless you want to cause a total meltdown of self-esteem on her part, followed by uncontrollable crying, accusations of hurting her feelings, alienation of affection, and uber-irrational behavior. <---knows this about women, if nothing else...... edit: I didn't know I had it in me to destroy a person'e entire self-perception until I tried this. |
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Posted: 10/26/2004 4:01:56 PM EDT
[#22]
Avoid her. It's clearly a lost cause. Some people are just too stupid to realize how stupid they are, and cannot be engaged in intelligent dialogue. 
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Posted: 10/26/2004 4:02:23 PM EDT
[#23]
Tell them that you aren't exactly sure, but you think you're pissed off at that comment, and you'd go in to greater detail, but the thought of a conversation brings back the "shakes" in you. |
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Posted: 10/26/2004 4:03:15 PM EDT
[#24]
+1 and do show her your squirt gun too ! 
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Posted: 10/26/2004 4:03:17 PM EDT
[#25]
She's also 26 years old, if that makes any difference.
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Posted: 10/26/2004 4:03:32 PM EDT
[#26]
Tell her that you realize this and have found relief through anal sex with cute red heads, as well as the shooting sports. And ask her if she will help you give up the demon guns. |
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Posted: 10/26/2004 4:04:27 PM EDT
[#27]
skeet on her face, then tell her to make you a sandwich
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Posted: 10/26/2004 4:05:12 PM EDT
[#28]
Marry her... 
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Posted: 10/26/2004 4:05:56 PM EDT
[#29]
Say you'll give her a taste of the back of your hand next time she criticizes you!
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Posted: 10/26/2004 4:06:41 PM EDT
[#30]
Tell her she is 100% wrong. I am not an angry man, I'm an angry woman.
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Posted: 10/26/2004 4:06:56 PM EDT
[#31]
Ask her on a date. Prove her wrong in "the nicest possible way." |
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Posted: 10/26/2004 4:08:09 PM EDT
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Posted: 10/26/2004 4:08:14 PM EDT
[#33]
It's inconceivable to her that a woman would like guns. |
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Posted: 10/26/2004 4:08:49 PM EDT
[#34]
Yeah, like she would tell me that if she thinks I am that. |
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Posted: 10/26/2004 4:08:57 PM EDT
[#35]
"A fear of weapons is a sign of retarded sexual and emotional maturity"
-Sigmund Freud , "General Introduction to Psychoanalysis" |
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Posted: 10/26/2004 4:11:13 PM EDT
[#36]
I'm really not interested in dating her. We have nothing in common, and there would be nothing there but her physical appeal. Plus, I don't want to pretend to be someone I'm not to get her approval. |
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Posted: 10/26/2004 4:12:30 PM EDT
[#37]
Give the old line about a rape victim being morally superior to the woman who shoots her attacker? Ask her about women who are gun "nuts", do they have penis envy? Or are they bull dykes? 
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Posted: 10/26/2004 4:12:35 PM EDT
[#38]
Some of you Guys really need to get in Touch with your Feminine side.
 
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Posted: 10/26/2004 4:13:32 PM EDT
[#39]
Sorry to say it , but after reading SEVERAL of your post's regarding women ...... The latent __________ issues, and underdeveloped social skills seems to be correct |
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Posted: 10/26/2004 4:13:48 PM EDT
[#40]
+1 You won't be able to convince her of anything else, so convince her to keep her mouth shut. |
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Posted: 10/26/2004 4:15:00 PM EDT
[#41]
There's always THIS approach.....
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Posted: 10/26/2004 4:15:15 PM EDT
[#42]
I may be that, but she's not calling ME that, she's labeling ALL gun enthusiasts that, so that means YOU. |
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Posted: 10/26/2004 4:15:17 PM EDT
[#43]
People who judge others they have never met are idiots.
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Posted: 10/26/2004 4:15:27 PM EDT
[#44]
Tell them nothing. But if you feel compelled too, tell them everyone is entitled to their own opinion, and call it the day. |
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Posted: 10/26/2004 4:15:40 PM EDT
[#45]
damn, and I thought it was just a small penis
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Posted: 10/26/2004 4:17:19 PM EDT
[#46]
Inconceeeeeeeeeeeivable, huh? Well, I guess ignorance is bliss for some people. |
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Posted: 10/26/2004 4:18:21 PM EDT
[#47]
I live for psychopolitical debates  besides , I think she is just saying it because you annoy her somehow . |
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Posted: 10/26/2004 4:18:30 PM EDT
[#48]
She's jealous that she doesn't have a johnson. |
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Posted: 10/26/2004 4:21:18 PM EDT
[#49]
Tell her to shut up and get you another cup of coffee.
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Posted: 10/26/2004 4:22:24 PM EDT
[#50]
Tell her that the next sound you want to hear out of her is gagging while you look down at the top of her head. |
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