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Posted: 10/26/2004 12:16:23 PM EDT
I like V-8
with a double stoli
Link Posted: 10/26/2004 12:17:00 PM EDT
[#1]
moo juice
Link Posted: 10/26/2004 12:18:09 PM EDT
[#2]
Jesus.
Link Posted: 10/26/2004 12:18:32 PM EDT
[#3]
I love V8, but it is too expensive to drink on a regular basis.  I love all grape juice, especially the fermented kind.

I like it all, except maybe grapefruit juice.  
Link Posted: 10/26/2004 12:18:54 PM EDT
[#4]
Pineapple.  The wife/gf will thank you.
Link Posted: 10/26/2004 12:20:01 PM EDT
[#5]

Quoted:
Pineapple.  The wife/gf will thank you.



Please enlighten us. Does it possess mystical powers?
Link Posted: 10/26/2004 12:20:44 PM EDT
[#6]
V8 Splash.  It's all carrot juice at the base so it's at least got something in it that's good for you.

Oh, and ditto the pineapple juice.
Link Posted: 10/26/2004 12:21:33 PM EDT
[#7]

Quoted:
Pineapple.  The wife/gf will thank you.



that presupposes that she actually still blows you
Link Posted: 10/26/2004 12:22:04 PM EDT
[#8]
While I don't have personal experience, the womenz say it makes something taste better.  I haven't partaken of the after effects myself.

That said, I actually like pineapple juice anyway, though it is more expensive than other juices.  Just as good a source of vitamin c as OJ too.


that presupposes that she actually still blows you


That's grounds for divorce/breakup.
Link Posted: 10/26/2004 12:23:32 PM EDT
[#9]
Fermented, malted barley juice
Link Posted: 10/26/2004 12:25:27 PM EDT
[#10]
Gin and Juice.
Link Posted: 10/26/2004 12:26:26 PM EDT
[#11]

Quoted:


that presupposes that she actually still blows you


That's grounds for divorce/breakup.



i agree
Link Posted: 10/26/2004 12:28:05 PM EDT
[#12]
What, no pimp juice?

J/K
Link Posted: 10/26/2004 12:30:36 PM EDT
[#13]
Do you drink Pimp Juice for breakfast?
Link Posted: 10/26/2004 12:34:22 PM EDT
[#14]
I like all of those except for grapefruit.  Too tangy for me.
Link Posted: 10/26/2004 12:34:51 PM EDT
[#15]
Bug juice.

Link Posted: 10/26/2004 12:36:07 PM EDT
[#16]
Pineapple is the best.

V8 is drinkable with a few drops of tabasco sauce.  I used to leave the empties in a co-worker's cube.  He'd find them a few days later and complain so loudly that I HAD to keep doing it.
Link Posted: 10/26/2004 12:39:57 PM EDT
[#17]
i like fag juice
Link Posted: 10/26/2004 12:42:10 PM EDT
[#18]

Quoted:
i like fag juice



Any way to kick people off the site?
Link Posted: 10/26/2004 12:43:10 PM EDT
[#19]
I like ruby Red Grapefruit Juice.

In fact, I'm going to go get another one right now!
Link Posted: 10/26/2004 12:43:58 PM EDT
[#20]
Mostly Apple

I like OJ, but the acid bothers me.  Plus, apple juice helps keep me "regular"...

(Yes, I know... TMI!)
Link Posted: 10/26/2004 12:45:58 PM EDT
[#21]
I use to shoot T200 testosterone. never tried to drink it
Link Posted: 10/26/2004 12:46:44 PM EDT
[#22]
Cranberry
Link Posted: 10/26/2004 12:55:40 PM EDT
[#23]
100% Pensylvania Buck Juice!
Link Posted: 10/26/2004 12:56:29 PM EDT
[#24]
Water
Link Posted: 10/26/2004 1:37:40 PM EDT
[#25]
apple cider

or

coconut juice in the can with bits of cocnut meat imported from THAILAND

or pineapple orange juice mixed
Link Posted: 10/26/2004 1:39:43 PM EDT
[#26]

Quoted:
i like fag juice



Link Posted: 10/26/2004 1:47:04 PM EDT
[#27]
Link Posted: 10/26/2004 1:50:14 PM EDT
[#28]
Tomato Juice...with a little vodka, celery, worcestershire, salt, pepper, horseradish, etc.

Link Posted: 10/26/2004 1:54:56 PM EDT
[#29]

Quoted:
Pineapple.  The wife/gf will thank you.



OK, I know I shouldn't, but I just couldn't resist.

From http://www.goaskalice.columbia.edu/1585.html:

A typical ejaculation fills up about one teaspoon; the actual amount is determined by a man's age (younger men usually make more semen), when he last ejaculated, and how long he's aroused before ejaculating, among other factors. Contrary to what you've heard, semen is not loaded with calories. Each teaspoon of ejaculate has about 5 - 7 calories and some 200 - 500 million sperm. Since sperm make up only about 1 percent of semen, what accounts for the other 99 percent? Well, its other ingredients include:

   * Fructose sugar
   * Water
   * Ascorbic acid (a.k.a., vitamin C)
   * Citric acid
   * Enzymes
   * Protein
   * Phosphate and bicarbonate buffers (bases)
   * Zinc

Can swallowing semen enrich a poor diet? Unless you're gulping gallons of it each day, it's no substitute for real nutritious cuisine.


Link Posted: 10/26/2004 1:55:20 PM EDT
[#30]
While V-8 and regular tomato juices
may seem healthy, check the sodium
content....way too high to be healthy.

May I suggest pomegranate juice.
I'm being totally serious. More antioxidants
than green tea, red wine,blueberry or cranberry
juice. All of the above are outstandingly healthy;
pomegranate juice even more so.
Whatever juice you choose, make certain it is not
hyped with sugar or salt.
Choose wisely grasshopper. Your health is at stake.
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Link Posted: 10/26/2004 1:56:37 PM EDT
[#31]
OJ
Link Posted: 10/27/2004 4:13:08 AM EDT
[#32]
I had cranberry this morning.
Link Posted: 10/27/2004 5:41:23 AM EDT
[#33]

Quoted:
OK, I know I shouldn't, but I just couldn't resist.

From http://www.goaskalice.columbia.edu/1585.html:

A typical ejaculation fills up about one teaspoon; the actual amount is determined by a man's age (younger men usually make more semen), when he last ejaculated, and how long he's aroused before ejaculating, among other factors. Contrary to what you've heard, semen is not loaded with calories. Each teaspoon of ejaculate has about 5 - 7 calories and some 200 - 500 million sperm. Since sperm make up only about 1 percent of semen, what accounts for the other 99 percent? Well, its other ingredients include:

   * Fructose sugar
   * Water
   * Ascorbic acid (a.k.a., vitamin C)
   * Citric acid
   * Enzymes
   * Protein
   * Phosphate and bicarbonate buffers (bases)
   * Zinc

Can swallowing semen enrich a poor diet? Unless you're gulping gallons of it each day, it's no substitute for real nutritious cuisine.



That last line is bullshit!

For women, semen is a fantastic fat burner and hair vitalizer!  Everyone knows that!

Ladies - if you don't want a hard, toned body and healthy hair - by all means - continue to not swallow.  It's your loss.
Link Posted: 10/27/2004 5:52:01 AM EDT
[#34]
Low carb grape juice.
Link Posted: 10/27/2004 5:53:02 AM EDT
[#35]
breast milk


by the jug full......................

SGatr15
Link Posted: 10/27/2004 5:54:55 AM EDT
[#36]
I drink all of the above except tomato.  Never really cared for it.
Link Posted: 10/27/2004 5:57:09 AM EDT
[#37]
Juice!?  Whats juice!?

I want some appleDRINK!
Link Posted: 10/27/2004 6:43:16 AM EDT
[#38]
Anyone drinking Grapefruit juice and taking any type of pill medication should check with their doctor on whether they should keep drinking grapefruit juice.  It supposedly nuetralizes the particular compound in your stomach that is responsible for breaking pills down.  Just a tidbit I heard from Isadore Rosenfeld on FNC.
Link Posted: 10/27/2004 7:25:55 AM EDT
[#39]
The juice of choice hops, barley, and malt!  
Link Posted: 10/27/2004 7:29:18 AM EDT
[#40]
vodka and orange juice, but never ever just juice....unless kool aid counts
Link Posted: 10/27/2004 7:30:16 AM EDT
[#41]
I like to wash down flexeril and vicoden with grapefruit juice and vodka.
Link Posted: 10/27/2004 10:02:24 AM EDT
[#42]
Link Posted: 10/27/2004 10:23:03 AM EDT
[#43]
Distilled cactus juice.
Link Posted: 10/27/2004 10:25:47 AM EDT
[#44]
It's all good, can't select just one!
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