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Posted: 10/26/2004 10:25:54 AM EDT

I have a cold and decided to stay home, what a mistake.
First the phone rings on my unlisted number and there is a recording telling me the horrors that will happen if I vote republican, the privatization of health care being the most prevalent.
Then I get a knock on the door and it's a guy going door to door for David Ashe, a tax and spender democrat running for congress. I told him politely to piss off and shut the door.
Man, if I didn't hate the democrats before I do now. Bastards got me up from my bed twice.
Sorry I had to vent, now it’s back to bed.

Posted: 10/26/2004 10:27:54 AM EDT

[#1]

Dude, keep them there.
Talk to them.
Tell tham that you and all of your friends and family are "undecided voters".
Ask to be convinced.

By the end of the day, that'll be many less people he will have tried to convince.

Posted: 10/26/2004 10:29:54 AM EDT

[#2]

Quoted:
Dude, keep them there.
Talk to them.
Tell tham that you and all of your friends and family are "undecided voters".
Ask to be convinced.

By the end of the day, that'll be many less people he will have tried to convince.

Good plan...if he wasn't sick and had patience. Listening to a Democrat bash Dubya on everything is not really something I would want to go through if I had the flu.

Posted: 10/26/2004 10:31:16 AM EDT

[#3]

Shake their hand. Pass on your cold.

Posted: 10/26/2004 10:33:21 AM EDT

[#4]

Quoted:
Shake their hand. Pass on your cold.

+1
Lick it first

Posted: 10/26/2004 10:41:07 AM EDT

[#5]

stink palm...

Posted: 10/26/2004 11:08:48 AM EDT

[#6]

Offer them a drink and piss in it while they're not looking.

Posted: 10/26/2004 11:39:35 AM EDT

[#7]

Give them all the cold. I wish I coulda passed on this wicked flu to the Dem marketeers.

Posted: 10/26/2004 11:45:08 AM EDT

[#8]

Ask them if they'd like a drink of Kool-Aid.

-LS

Posted: 10/26/2004 12:19:29 PM EDT

[#9]

Tell them you will vote dumocratic if you can lick their faces 6 times

Posted: 10/26/2004 12:33:19 PM EDT

[#10]

Construct a sandbagged position on the porch . . .

Posted: 10/26/2004 10:12:02 PM EDT

[#11]

Quoted:
Construct a sandbagged position on the porch . . .

Hmmmmmmm....50cal.?, Flame throwers?, Ah-Ha! Claymores out in the yard near the sidewalk!

Oh, wait, thats for Holloween!

[ARCHIVED THREAD] - Sick at home and assaulted by the Dems.

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