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Posted: 10/26/2004 2:43:03 AM EDT

With a rack like that, she can lip-sync ALL she wants.

Posted: 10/26/2004 2:43:35 AM EDT

[#1]

If thats the best rack you can come up with.... You need to get out more my friend.....

Posted: 10/26/2004 2:46:29 AM EDT

[#2]

Her sister is WAY hotter..My son thinks Ashley is hotter than Jessica, but what does he know...He's only 20

Posted: 10/26/2004 2:49:05 AM EDT

[#3]

Still not as hot as the other one.

Posted: 10/26/2004 2:53:09 AM EDT

[#4]

If I could get them both in one sin-fest weekend........mmmmmmmmmmm.

Posted: 10/26/2004 2:54:38 AM EDT

[#5]

I wouldn't kick her out of bed for eating crackers but her sister is hotter and there are a LOT more attractive women out there.

Posted: 10/26/2004 3:01:34 AM EDT

[#6]

Sorry, but she's ugly, fake, and phony.....nothing that I see attractive in her.

Why would you be interested in a phony woman that wouldn't even spit on your hand to masturebate with?

SGatr15

Posted: 10/26/2004 4:00:11 AM EDT

[#7]

I'd hit her in the pooper.... Then I'd post pics

Posted: 10/26/2004 4:03:58 AM EDT

[#8]

So she has some talent, well, my junior high choir had some talent too...

She is a stupid, ugly attention whore who has a body no better than any other skinny girl her age. There is absolutely nothing about her that is above average, and a whole lot that is below average.

W'04
Andy, Out.

Posted: 10/26/2004 4:05:03 AM EDT

[#9]

Quoted:
Why would you be interested in a phony woman that wouldn't even spit on your hand to masturebate with?

Sarge, you've been watching way too much pron!

Why in the world would the chick spit on your hand to masturbate?

Eric The(Anger?Frustration?)Hun

Posted: 10/26/2004 4:05:18 AM EDT

[#10]

A lot of critics around here. I don't care what anyone says, I'd stick it in her throat and wiggle it around.

Posted: 10/26/2004 4:06:02 AM EDT

[#11]

She screwed up.

Lipsyncing or not.

If you watch the clip, clearly her band kept in character and rode the storm out. It's only a big deal if you make it a big deal.

Clearly, she made it a big deal.

As for her looks, not bad. But she's definitly not all that.

Posted: 10/26/2004 4:06:18 AM EDT

[#12]

Take a walk around NYC on a Saturday night...that chick is just average.

Posted: 10/26/2004 4:10:58 AM EDT

[#13]

Quoted:
Take a walk around NYC on a Saturday night...that chick is just average.

Wave is 100% correct on that one

Posted: 10/26/2004 4:14:00 AM EDT

[#14]

Quoted:
Take a walk around NYC on a Saturday night...that chick is just average.

+1

If I were drunk, maybe...but sober, I wouldn't do her with a rented dick.

She's just not all that attractive to me. Her sister's eh, ok, but that's mostly because she's blonde

Posted: 10/26/2004 4:16:02 AM EDT

[#15]

Yuck, that looks like a man in drag to me. Look at her, was this picture taken at a matinee showing of The Rocky Horror Picture Show? She looks like she's all dolled up like her favorite character or something...

Posted: 10/26/2004 4:16:04 AM EDT

[#16]

Looks like Christina Aguilera.......

...and that's NOT a compliment.

Posted: 10/26/2004 4:19:23 AM EDT

[#17]

skank

Posted: 10/26/2004 4:27:31 AM EDT

[#18]

get the FUCK outta here.

Posted: 10/26/2004 4:39:27 AM EDT

[#19]

Wow. That Atkin Diet really worked for Kelly Osborne.

Posted: 10/26/2004 4:52:24 AM EDT

[#20]

Jumping around on SNL, with the black hair; she looks like a Lily Munster bobble doll.

Posted: 10/26/2004 5:15:54 AM EDT

[#21]

She's cute. Not any spectacular knock-out, but definitely hitable. More likely to do worse than better. But I have a thing for chicks with big noses and Southern accents.

Posted: 10/26/2004 5:44:20 AM EDT

[#22]

Quoted:
A lot of critics around here. I don't care what anyone says, I'd stick it in her throat and wiggle it around.

You would kind of HAVE to don't ya think???

Sgt(thinkaboutit)ar15

Posted: 10/26/2004 5:49:48 AM EDT

[#23]

She *might* be okay if she got that fucking schnozz fixed, but c'mon...right now, that girls got a beak like Jimmy Durante.

Posted: 10/26/2004 5:52:46 AM EDT

[#24]

she looks like a fuckin MAN in DRAG

Posted: 10/26/2004 5:53:09 AM EDT

[#25]

I would like to pee in her butt.

Posted: 10/26/2004 6:00:52 AM EDT

[#26]

Point blank, that bitch is ugly. If you think she's pretty, it's probably because you've been knocking fat chicks. Please quit upsetting those of us that get some. Maybe if we go without sex for a few years we will also think about hitting that Owen Wilson look alike. But until then, quit trying to pawn off that she's not butt ugly.

Posted: 10/26/2004 6:01:33 AM EDT

[#27]

Colt_SBR

Posted: 10/26/2004 6:03:38 AM EDT

[#28]

Quoted:
If you think she's pretty, it's probably because you've been knocking fat chicks.

Hey Hey HEY!!! Don't be knocking fat chicks...you go ahead and drive your Ford Focus, I'm taking the Caddy.

Sgatr15

Posted: 10/26/2004 6:18:51 AM EDT

[#29]

Quoted:
If you think she's pretty, it's probably because you've been knocking fat chicks.

riiiiiiiiight. what planet are we on here folks? you're so desensitized by this MASSIVE influx of porn, that a downright beautiful girl looks ugly to you.

If you think she's ugly, it's probably because you've been wacking off to internet chicks WAAAAAY TO OFTEN.

Posted: 10/26/2004 6:19:53 AM EDT

[#30]

and don't knock fat chicks. A thigh-man sometimes has to go to wierd places to get what he needs.

Posted: 10/26/2004 6:23:18 AM EDT

[#31]

YAWN.

Samantha Fox

Ubber rack and can even sing a little.

Posted: 10/26/2004 6:23:31 AM EDT

[#32]

i'd hit it with no remorse.

Posted: 10/26/2004 6:26:28 AM EDT

[#33]

uggghhh. She is not good looking.

Posted: 10/26/2004 6:31:28 AM EDT

[#34]

Yuck, that looks like a man in drag to me. Look at her, was this picture taken at a matinee showing of The Rocky Horror Picture Show? She looks like she's all dolled up like her favorite character or something...

+1