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Posted: 10/25/2004 12:57:50 PM EDT
If you have 1 green car, 1 blue car, and 1 red car, how many green and yellow cars go you have? Why?

Link Posted: 10/25/2004 12:58:16 PM EDT
[#1]
none
Link Posted: 10/25/2004 1:10:02 PM EDT
[#2]
None, only two primary colors
Link Posted: 10/25/2004 1:12:30 PM EDT
[#3]
If you were driving a bus, and picked up three children at one stop, drove, then dropped off two children and picked up four more, drove, picked up 3 children and dropped of 1, drove, dropped off 4 children and picked up 6... how old is the bus driver?  
Link Posted: 10/25/2004 1:37:36 PM EDT
[#4]
Well if it was my ex-girlfriend driving, you no longer have a yellow car or a blue car, because she slammed them together to make the green and yellow pile of crap you mentioned.
Link Posted: 10/25/2004 1:39:46 PM EDT
[#5]

Quoted:
If you have 1 green car, 1 blue car, and 1 red car, how many green and yellow cars go you have? Why?




1 green car, 0 yellow cars.  Because you said I had 1 green car and didn't mention any yellow cars.
Link Posted: 10/25/2004 1:45:00 PM EDT
[#6]
The better question is:  If you have 1 Cyan, 1 Magenta, 1 Yellow, and 1 Black car, how many yellow and green cars do you have?  


ETA:  Sorry.....that was bad, and I'm tired....but for those taht don't get it, mixing RGB (penguin's colors) are how computer monitors make colors, but by mixing CMYK (K=black) as in my example PRINTERS make colors.....I thought it was funny anyway.
Link Posted: 10/25/2004 1:48:25 PM EDT
[#7]
If you crap in one hand and spit in the other, how much do you weigh?

If you pop yourself in the tooth with a juice harp, what is your blood type?

Link Posted: 10/25/2004 1:49:53 PM EDT
[#8]
...and does ANY of this really matter?
Link Posted: 10/25/2004 1:54:54 PM EDT
[#9]
Is it colder in the winter or in the mountains?

Do you walk to school or carry your books?

Link Posted: 10/25/2004 2:02:13 PM EDT
[#10]
The sad thing is I tried to figure some of these out.

It's been a long day.
Link Posted: 10/25/2004 2:17:29 PM EDT
[#11]
It is mathmatically proven that WOMEN = EVIL, explain.  Show all work for full credit.  
Link Posted: 10/25/2004 2:23:47 PM EDT
[#12]


Link Posted: 10/25/2004 2:41:56 PM EDT
[#13]
^lol
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