Every so often, a gaggle of rugrats make their way around the neighborhood with pens and notepads in hand ringing doorbells and asking for autographs.

I don't have anything against it at all...makes me laugh and I sign away.

But I have never seen nor heard of this happening before from kids.  I'd say they make their rounds about once a month.

Goofy kids....

when your checks go missing from your mailbox.... then you'll know

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SGatr15

"They make their rounds about once a month".  When mommy's not feeling very good?

Ask them if mommy is lonely and what time daddy gets back from work.  Maybe a good source for MILF stuffed pooper picts.

Quoted: when your checks go missing from your mailbox.... then you'll know

In the middle of signing today I started laughing more than normal in this situation as my mind started wandering back into its normally deviant state.  I started thinking of signing something like "You mom is sexy as hell" to gauge just how closely their parents are keeping an eye on their kids.

They'd know instantly who it was anyway.  I'm the only single dude on the block...hell...probably the whole damn subdivision.  Sure spice things up in the 'hood a bit.

Speaking of the Mom's...there are two in my court who are HOT.  And...I'm pretty sure one of them is separated and possibly divorced by now.

"Mind if I borrow a cup of sugar, sugar?"

Quoted: Quoted: when your checks go missing from your mailbox.... then you'll know +1 SGatr15

+2.  Randomly signing shit == bad news.