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Posted: 10/21/2004 8:39:39 PM EDT
[#1]
i'll need pics to determine fully.
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Posted: 10/21/2004 8:39:46 PM EDT
[#2]
No, and neither is her bringing a girlfriend home for the two of you.
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Posted: 10/21/2004 8:40:31 PM EDT
[#3]
Shut up you pussy and encourage it!
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Posted: 10/21/2004 8:41:30 PM EDT
[#4]
Are you serious?
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Posted: 10/21/2004 8:41:44 PM EDT
[#5]
I would be in serious trouble with my wife.
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Posted: 10/21/2004 8:41:47 PM EDT
[#6]
I have deleted my post because i am retarded and can't seem to read very well.
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Posted: 10/21/2004 8:44:00 PM EDT
[#7]
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Posted: 10/21/2004 8:44:14 PM EDT
[#8]
that's hot... I wish my wife looked at Playboy
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Posted: 10/21/2004 8:44:26 PM EDT
[#9]
Dude, its Playboy, there no rod in the pictures in Playboy. She's either a lesbian or bi. the latter could be...fun. |
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Posted: 10/21/2004 8:45:17 PM EDT
[#10]
Looking at porn, of course
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Posted: 10/21/2004 8:45:20 PM EDT
[#11]
Lol, the first thing my buddies GF does when she comes over is see if I have any new pron mags. She loves that shit. |
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Posted: 10/21/2004 8:45:51 PM EDT
[#12]
Whats with this "caught" crap? Can't a grown woman lust after other women without some insecure man trying to make her feel ashamed? Maybe you didn't "catch" her. Maybe she was doing what any adult is allowed to do and didn't care if you knew or not. It's not like she was looking a kiddie scat porn or something. Grow up.
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Posted: 10/21/2004 8:46:04 PM EDT
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Posted: 10/21/2004 8:54:43 PM EDT
[#14]
If she reads Penthouse she might be a Lesbian, Playboy...she could be readinghte articles.
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Posted: 10/21/2004 8:56:17 PM EDT
[#15]
No, its called opportunity knocking. - BG |
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Posted: 10/21/2004 8:58:33 PM EDT
[#16]
Its a clue, you need to hide your porn better.
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Posted: 10/21/2004 8:58:40 PM EDT
[#17]
She reads it for the articles
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Posted: 10/21/2004 8:59:12 PM EDT
[#18]
damnit beat by a few seconds
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Posted: 10/21/2004 9:00:18 PM EDT
[#19]
quit bitchin, you should benefit from it
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Posted: 10/21/2004 9:01:27 PM EDT
[#20]
Yes and you should teach her a lesson and start reading Playgirl!!!!!!! that'll learn her damn it
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Posted: 10/21/2004 9:04:45 PM EDT
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Posted: 10/21/2004 9:06:35 PM EDT
[#22]
no
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Posted: 10/21/2004 9:07:02 PM EDT
[#23]
don't we all???? |
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Posted: 10/21/2004 9:13:56 PM EDT
[#24]
Dude, that's FOREPLAY!!!
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Posted: 10/21/2004 9:18:54 PM EDT
[#25]
Listen to the voice of experience gentlemen... 
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Posted: 10/21/2004 11:04:55 PM EDT
[#26]
SCHWEEEEETTTTT!
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Posted: 10/21/2004 11:12:53 PM EDT
[#27]
Playboy is the pre-school of pron....
S.O. |
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Posted: 10/21/2004 11:33:11 PM EDT
[#28]
Why do I believe that? |
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Posted: 10/22/2004 5:16:17 PM EDT
[#29]
I just ended a short relationship with a woman that liked looking at porn. Thing is, she said the "boobs" turnned her on. Then, I come to learn that she 'kissed the pole dancer (woman) while at the club with her friends. .... sounds kinda gay, don't ya think? So, if she's lookin' at guys then, don't sweat it. Encourage it and forget about any "jelousy" you may have. Change your "routine" and surprise her with some spontaniety. "Get out of the box" so to speak; bend her over the kitchen table...she'll love it. |
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Posted: 10/22/2004 5:18:00 PM EDT
[#30]
Only if two blindfolded naked people come wandering out of the bathroom. |
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Posted: 10/22/2004 5:21:14 PM EDT
[#31]
No, she was probably just trying to decide what size boobies to get you for christmas 
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Posted: 10/22/2004 5:24:59 PM EDT
[#32]
if youre smart you will work this into an opportunity to introduce another woman into mix. if youre a dumbass youll ask people on the internet if your wife is cheating. somehow i dont see a 3-way in your future.
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Posted: 10/22/2004 5:32:56 PM EDT
[#33]
Guess I'm gonna be cheatin' after I finish looking at the new post.......
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Posted: 10/22/2004 5:35:37 PM EDT
[#34]
Was it considered cheating when you were looking at it? Just work it to your advantage and enjoy! (Sheesh) no spell checker.
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Posted: 10/22/2004 6:02:55 PM EDT
[#35]
Nope.
I can't even believe you had to ask. |
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Posted: 10/22/2004 6:06:42 PM EDT
[#36]
 So lemme get this right. You caught yer wife looking at this stuff, AND YOUR FIRST REACTION IS TO COME HERE?!?!?! 
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Posted: 10/22/2004 6:10:45 PM EDT
[#37]
Ding Dong! "Yeah, hi, I'm here for the gangbang?" |
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Posted: 10/22/2004 6:38:10 PM EDT
[#38]
My guess is that this is a parody of the "my brother's wife caught him looking at porn" thread...
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Posted: 10/22/2004 8:14:19 PM EDT
[#39]
Nothing wrong here.
Now, if she was doing porn.... that would be wrong. |
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Posted: 10/22/2004 8:17:54 PM EDT
[#40]
No.....it's research. Be grateful, my son!
Edited for typographical errors. |
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Posted: 10/22/2004 8:21:27 PM EDT
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Posted: 10/23/2004 12:17:32 AM EDT
[#42]
Well a guy in our unit never took a shower so he stunk really bad,so we gave him a GI shower scrub brushes and all!!
We were too tough and he was crying when we got through,but we asked him Why the hell didn't you ever take a shower? He said because his wienner didn't look good in the shower! Another guy yelled out does it get hard? He said yes and the other guy yelled out do you want to trade it for one that look good in the shower? Same thing here do you really want a woman to see the field so to speak if you are like the TBS, A six inch barrel looks quite long untill put next to the Combat Masterpiece 8 and 1/4 inch!!! Ignorance is bliss! Bob 
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Posted: 10/23/2004 12:29:04 AM EDT
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I MAY be wrong here, but I believe what bobbyjack is trying to say is that you have a small weiner which looks less than flattering in the shower and you smell. You really can't complain if your wife likes girls, because frankly, anybody with a small stinky weiner should be glad to have a woman at all. 
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Posted: 10/23/2004 12:38:24 AM EDT
[#44]
Actually HB what is conveyed here is that one that has a dick that gets hard and doesn't look good in the shower is better than one that looks good in the shower but doesn't get hard!!
Much like your reading skills,close but no cigar!!! Bob
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Posted: 10/23/2004 12:41:44 AM EDT
[#45]
lol. Your story ruled. Seriously, that's one you'll be telling the grandkids someday.
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Posted: 10/23/2004 12:45:09 AM EDT
[#46]
I enjoy quite a few of the articles every month. I bought an old issue the other day just because of the articles. Tarantino interview, 20Q with Bill Murray, and an article about The Hedgehog. I couldn't even tell you about the pictorials. There was a damn good article in last month's issue about the illegal caviar trade and how it killed a family. |
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Posted: 10/23/2004 12:47:13 AM EDT
[#47]
No. Cheating at cards is real cheating.
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Posted: 10/23/2004 1:33:20 AM EDT
[#48]
fuck her
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Posted: 10/23/2004 1:42:37 AM EDT
[#49]
Hell yes it's cheating. You should make some noise so she knows you're there - not sneak up and peek to see what she what was reading.
Of course, now that you got gaught peeking, you could make the best of it too.  ETA - peeking is cheating ya know. |
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Posted: 10/23/2004 1:58:01 AM EDT
[#50]
No, it is not cheating !
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