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Posted: 10/21/2004 9:12:28 AM EDT
Link Posted: 10/21/2004 9:13:47 AM EDT
[#1]
"Sex with a freshly killed goose is AWESOME !!!"

Link Posted: 10/21/2004 9:14:26 AM EDT
[#2]
"Look, over there!  It's a crack house with an AK in the bed!  Let's go investigate!"
Link Posted: 10/21/2004 9:17:04 AM EDT
[#3]
Quick somone post this over at a PETA website forum that should get a good respose from them
Link Posted: 10/21/2004 9:18:17 AM EDT
[#4]
choking the chicken goose
Link Posted: 10/21/2004 9:20:51 AM EDT
[#5]
this is MUCH better than hating guns like i did yesterday!
Link Posted: 10/21/2004 9:21:14 AM EDT
[#6]
Do you know this ass clown actually said he didn't cary his goose back from the blind because he was still "shaky" from the excitement of last nights Red SuX's victory. I'm sure it had nothing to do with the fact that he would be photographed holding a dead animal that HE (yeh right) killed, that just might get some tree hugging librals panties in a bunch don't ya think
Link Posted: 10/21/2004 9:21:23 AM EDT
[#7]
Christopher Reeve is next!
Link Posted: 10/21/2004 9:21:29 AM EDT
[#8]
"I stuck this thumb in that goose's ass after my porter shot it"
Link Posted: 10/21/2004 9:21:49 AM EDT
[#9]
He's no hunter...his clothes are still clean. He even said so himself, he likes to crawl around and set out decoys and shoot deer with his DBL BBL shotgun.....

The guy behind him shot the goose and sKerry sat in the bus waiting for the photo op......

I bet the Secret Service is paranoid every time sKerry tries to look like a hunter.....too many guns around. Someone might have an accident....
Link Posted: 10/21/2004 9:22:12 AM EDT
[#10]
Link Posted: 10/21/2004 9:24:13 AM EDT
[#11]
Is this all this guy is doing ? .. running around for photo ops.. I mean give me a break I hate people that try to hard!
Link Posted: 10/21/2004 9:27:11 AM EDT
[#12]
Someone post this over at peta2, please.

Link Posted: 10/21/2004 9:27:49 AM EDT
[#13]
god I hate to say it, and as much as I hate this guy, that is actually a good pic. of skerry, I know that is a bad thing to say about this fag.
Link Posted: 10/21/2004 9:29:02 AM EDT
[#14]
AFter my frined is done choking my goose he is going to choke my chicken!~John Kerry


SGatr15
Link Posted: 10/21/2004 9:30:00 AM EDT
[#15]
The Goose bit my thumb so , I Killed the SOB .........
Link Posted: 10/21/2004 9:30:42 AM EDT
[#16]

Quoted:
Someone post this over at peta2, please.





I support this idea.
Link Posted: 10/21/2004 9:32:04 AM EDT
[#17]
Voice over by John Edwards:

"If you elect John Kerry as President, that goose will get up and walk again."
Link Posted: 10/21/2004 9:36:34 AM EDT
[#18]
"This bird was hit in a manner consistent with that of Jenghis Kahn…"
Link Posted: 10/21/2004 9:52:15 AM EDT
[#19]

Quoted:
Someone post this over at peta2, please.





Done

http://216.197.111.89/public/folder_view.cfm?pageid=341&option=view_thread&postid=822227&folderid=727
Link Posted: 10/21/2004 9:55:35 AM EDT
[#20]
heres a direct quote:

"I'm too lazy"

Wow.  What a great line coming from a presidential candidate. That really impresses me.
Link Posted: 10/21/2004 9:55:44 AM EDT
[#21]
Kill that hotlink.. NOW.
Link Posted: 10/21/2004 9:59:27 AM EDT
[#22]
Link Posted: 10/21/2004 9:59:37 AM EDT
[#23]
whats wrong with hot links?

I'd never been to the PETA website...
Maybe i'll send them that pic from maddox's website.. you know "For every animal you don't eat, I'm going to eat three!"
Link Posted: 10/21/2004 10:03:24 AM EDT
[#24]
Elmer F'n Fud...

I caption thee..   Disingenuous
Link Posted: 10/21/2004 10:04:45 AM EDT
[#25]
Seems very clean after a hunt in the mud
Link Posted: 10/21/2004 10:06:15 AM EDT
[#26]

Quoted:
"This bird was hit in a manner consistent with that of Jenghis Kahn…"





I like the fact that's really how you're supposed to say it... and people still think he's an asshole for saying it that way.
Link Posted: 10/21/2004 10:50:06 AM EDT
[#27]

Quoted:
I like the fact that's really how you're supposed to say it... and people still think he's an asshole for saying it that way.



Totally!  Jenghis!  

I only drop that line on my Dem voting friends about three times a day!  I never get tired of it.
Link Posted: 10/21/2004 10:50:33 AM EDT
[#28]
"See I cut my thumb in combat again! This guy and the Cambodian goose are my witnesses!"
Link Posted: 10/21/2004 10:54:15 AM EDT
[#29]
I wonder if he sat in a tree stand with a .308 to kill this one.  (since he shoots deer with a 12 ga, on his belly using buck shot)
Link Posted: 10/21/2004 10:59:27 AM EDT
[#30]
Are his thumbs stuck that way????

Every pic I see his thumbs are out even if he isn't holding his hand up???

MT
Link Posted: 10/21/2004 11:02:25 AM EDT
[#31]
"After careful consultations with the French government, and unanimous worldwide approval, I shot this terrorist goose"
Link Posted: 10/21/2004 11:09:35 AM EDT
[#32]
"I am John Kerry, and I approve of this thumb".

Someone on the morning radio said they have seen the footage of kerry shooting the goose and he looked away when he pulled the trigger "like a girl".
Link Posted: 10/21/2004 11:13:57 AM EDT
[#33]


Link Posted: 10/21/2004 11:18:34 AM EDT
[#34]
This is fukked up.  His chances are are as dead as this goose the lazy bastard is making me carry.
Link Posted: 10/21/2004 11:19:47 AM EDT
[#35]
Hi, I'm John Kerry and I'm the cocksucker thats running for President.
Link Posted: 10/21/2004 11:23:59 AM EDT
[#36]
THUMB!

Link Posted: 10/21/2004 11:34:49 AM EDT
[#37]

Quoted:



I just thumbed Teddy's ass.  Wanna whiff?
Link Posted: 10/21/2004 11:45:39 AM EDT
[#38]
What real "just one of the guys" hunters makes somebody else carry his game back?
Link Posted: 10/21/2004 11:53:19 AM EDT
[#39]
Redleg...Redleg..this is Actual over!!

Actual...Redleg..over!!!

Redleg..Fire mission...ON MY MARK!!!OVER!!
Link Posted: 10/21/2004 12:00:18 PM EDT
[#40]
Link Posted: 10/21/2004 12:04:56 PM EDT
[#41]
Watch - When he's attacked questioned by Animal Rights / PETA, he'll just say that he didn't kill the goose... it dropped dead from shock when he told it about W's wetlands conservation record, and the fact that W wants Halliburton to drill for oil in all lakes and rivers... the gun was to defend himself against all of the AW toting nazi republicans!
Link Posted: 10/21/2004 12:14:43 PM EDT
[#42]

Quoted:
Watch - When he's attacked questioned by Animal Rights / PETA, he'll just say that he didn't kill the goose... it dropped dead from shock when he told it about W's wetlands conservation record, and the fact that W wants Halliburton to drill for oil in all lakes and rivers... the gun was to defend himself against all of the AW toting nazi republicans!



Lol!  That's good stuff.
Link Posted: 10/21/2004 12:32:05 PM EDT
[#43]
"I hope those damn gun nuts believe this shit so I can get some votes!"
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