This was taken from The Atlanta Journal-Constitution on 2 June 2001
Poodle chews off woman's bottom lip
A pet poodle chewed off a woman's bottom lip while she was in a drug-induced sleep. Warner Robins police said. the 47-year-old woman fell asleep after taking a painkiller May 24 and awoke the next day to find her lip missing [BD]. Police said they found traces of blood around the poodle's mouth. The woman told police she often allowed the 1-year-old poodle, Shorty, to lick [:p] her lips after she drank sweet tea. The woman was treated and released at a hospital in Warner Robins, just south of Macon. Surgeons will take skin from her buttocks [:O] to reconstuct the lip, Stokes said.
I work in a Pharmacy and wonder what kind of Crack she was on that she would not wake up!
No Slack!