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Posted: 10/21/2004 8:09:12 AM EDT
Hi all, I was at the gym today and I was approached by one of the male employees and he informed me that there had been some complaints about me. He told me that the complaints were that I smelled like sweat, had some BO. I asked him if he was serious, he said yes and I told him I got hot and sweaty when I walk on the treadmill, use the weights, machines. I spoke with a few friends in there and they were as shocked as I was. This happened at a Golds Gym in the town I live in, I have been working out at different gyms over the years and this is a first.
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Posted: 10/21/2004 8:09:58 AM EDT
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God forbid people sweat in a gym.
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Posted: 10/21/2004 8:10:17 AM EDT
[#2]
stuff it in their pooper and post pics.
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Posted: 10/21/2004 8:11:18 AM EDT
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Golds gym is disgusting to me. Most people there act like they're on a runway than on an excercise machine. Lots of plastic people go to the ones where I live.
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Posted: 10/21/2004 8:11:28 AM EDT
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Well, there's smelling like sweat, and then there's stinking. This guy who worked out at a gym where I used to go reeked of sweat/ass...I suspect he was re-wearing the same nasty workout clothes several days in a row..but anyway, it was nasty.
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Posted: 10/21/2004 8:11:33 AM EDT
[#5]
Sounds like you smell too hetero for that place.
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Posted: 10/21/2004 8:12:48 AM EDT
[#6]
Dowse yourself in the cheapest aftershave you can find just to fuck with em!
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Posted: 10/21/2004 8:13:06 AM EDT
[#7]
WTF do they want you to do about it?
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Posted: 10/21/2004 8:13:22 AM EDT
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He should try sparring with some guy from Russia - after about three rounds you become amazingly tolerant of it.
(Oh yeah, do you shower once a day and use deoderant? If not, why?) |
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Posted: 10/21/2004 8:15:02 AM EDT
[#9]
At which point I wouldn't have a problem asking him if his washing machine was on the blink. |
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Posted: 10/21/2004 8:17:20 AM EDT
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I don't know....
This thread seems to be a bit GAY. Let's disect:
You sir, are gay. Very Gay. |
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Posted: 10/21/2004 8:20:05 AM EDT
[#11]
Damn, you beat me to it. |
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Posted: 10/21/2004 8:22:01 AM EDT
[#12]
 Nice catch Cinci and BigJ! (OMG!  Did that sound gay?)
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Posted: 10/21/2004 8:22:31 AM EDT
[#13]
I willing to say, one of the gayest threads ever.
It reads like the dialogue from a bad porn movie. "I was at the gym today and I was approached by one of the male employees..." "I asked him if he was serious, he said yes and I told him I got hot and sweaty..." The Gayest. MOST gay. Very much so. |
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Posted: 10/21/2004 8:22:34 AM EDT
[#14]
Fabulouth.
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Posted: 10/21/2004 8:23:17 AM EDT
[#15]
All that was missing was one of the guys asking the other if wanted a back rub.
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Posted: 10/21/2004 8:24:09 AM EDT
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There was this old doctor who worked out or stumbled around a gym I lift at. You can smell the fucker coming down the stairs b4 you even see him. The smell is so bad it will give you a headache. He wears the same yellow shorts and shirt everyday. Then we had a fat ass Elvis wannabee who stunk to high heaven. He was told to wash his clothes or use deodorant. He got pissed and cancelled his membership. The elvis dude would come in and go straight the the bench. Would put 315 on it with no warmups and would struggle like hell to do it once. One daay it was just him and I and he got the 315 stuck on his chest. I walked up the stairs to the front desk and told the girls to listen. about 1 minute later you could hear weights crashin all over. Sorry this was so long.
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Posted: 10/21/2004 8:25:00 AM EDT
[#17]
Honestly.
Try to read it without imagining a gay-lisp. |
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Posted: 10/21/2004 8:26:50 AM EDT
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Posted: 10/21/2004 8:30:19 AM EDT
[#19]
Bowflex is gay!
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Posted: 10/21/2004 8:32:02 AM EDT
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Posted: 10/21/2004 8:38:40 AM EDT
[#21]
No response, either.
Hit and run gay trolling. |
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Posted: 10/21/2004 8:44:59 AM EDT
[#22]
It's almost as gay as the "Back Rub" thread
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Posted: 10/21/2004 8:47:33 AM EDT
[#23]
"Would you let a guy give you a foot massage" John Trovolta to Samual L. Jackson in "Pulp Fiction."
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Posted: 10/21/2004 9:19:52 AM EDT
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Posted: 10/21/2004 9:23:37 AM EDT
[#25]
This thread is making ME hot and sweaty...
On a side note, I got kicked out of a gunshow once because I did NOT smell like BO. |
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Posted: 10/21/2004 9:24:31 AM EDT
[#26]
This thread stinks.
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Posted: 10/21/2004 9:57:20 AM EDT
[#27]
If you are serious and they are serious, you might want to take a shower in the mourning before you go workout. And make sure you wipe your butt after you take a crap!  |
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Posted: 10/21/2004 10:02:40 AM EDT
[#28]
Gay.
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Posted: 10/21/2004 8:59:25 PM EDT
[#29]
You should take some Aqua Velva in your bag and when you walk into the work out area take it out and literally pour it all over you to the point of reaking. Ask them if that is better....
S.O. |
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Posted: 10/21/2004 9:18:27 PM EDT
[#30]
You should have hit him in the nuts with a free weight and said I bet that stinks doesn't it!! |
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Posted: 10/21/2004 9:22:38 PM EDT
[#31]
+1 |
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Posted: 10/21/2004 9:23:07 PM EDT
[#32]
isn't this thread like, 10 years old???
(arfcom years) |
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Posted: 10/21/2004 9:23:16 PM EDT
[#33]
+1 |
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Posted: 10/21/2004 9:25:41 PM EDT
[#34]
I had the place I nused to work bitch because I smelled like sweat, well I had to wear a black outfit and move around stainless steel in an uninsulated wearhouse in the summer.
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Posted: 10/22/2004 5:30:56 AM EDT
[#35]
Is this thread STILL gay?
Yep. |
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Posted: 10/22/2004 5:35:15 AM EDT
[#36]
No. It's ghey.
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Posted: 10/22/2004 5:46:15 AM EDT
[#37]
Is that the gay way to spell "gay"?
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Posted: 10/22/2004 5:50:57 AM EDT
[#38]
I've decided that I'm so ungay, I can't even type the word.
(tho I've seen it used once or twice in yr. posts!) |
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Posted: 10/22/2004 5:56:47 AM EDT
[#39]
So you're the smelly kid on the board......LOLOL
Try those deodorant crystal things. You still sweat but it doesn't stink. |
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Posted: 10/22/2004 6:04:15 AM EDT
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Posted: 10/22/2004 6:09:58 AM EDT
[#41]
"decided"? I didn't realize it was choice for you people.
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Posted: 10/22/2004 6:15:17 AM EDT
[#42]
Hey, let's get off "my people".
(before we have to have to have a discussion about that Oscar Wilde bust in your avatar) 
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Posted: 10/22/2004 6:24:03 AM EDT
[#43]
[mincing lisp]That's not Oscar Wilde! That's a bust of a Roman Conqueror.
Nothing Gay about that![/mincing lisp] |
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Posted: 10/22/2004 6:40:28 AM EDT
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If I were you, every time I went to the gym now, I'd make a point of going over to that same male employee, expelling an abundant amount of gas in his immediate vicinity, then asking him if he still smells anything . . . .
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Posted: 10/22/2004 6:42:17 AM EDT
[#45]
Starting to sound a little gay.....
Bingo! You too, huh? They're multiplying. |
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Posted: 10/22/2004 6:49:46 AM EDT
[#46]
So to prove him wrong did you take into the locker room and have him watch you take a shower? 
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Posted: 10/22/2004 7:01:00 AM EDT
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I knew a guy that use to go to the gym and he really had a bad case of BO, he told me he works construction and he see's no use to take a shower before working out since he's going to be sweating again in the gym, so one day he took my advice and showered and used deodorant before his workout and it solved the BO problem.
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Posted: 10/22/2004 7:10:38 AM EDT
[#48]
OK - Chill Cinci - Let me take this one:
Ghey.
Could that be Ghey? Hmmm... Yep! That’s lower left corner ghey! 
..and… über ghey - as in the rise and the fall of the third ghey. |
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Posted: 10/22/2004 9:29:48 AM EDT
[#49]
I agree. Good catch.
Also, I find the phrase:
...to be VERY gay. Very. |
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Posted: 10/22/2004 9:58:31 AM EDT
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Actually, they have recently been unearthing ruins in that region which were built for privacy while they stuffed it in the pooper of young boys.... mention's of Cesar specifically as one of the largerst connsuiers of young boys. If i'm correct that is Augustus Octavian as your avatar... who was addopted by Csear , became one of the 3 rulers after Cesars death and killed Anthony and Cleopatra's son who was the actual child of Csear to prevent a forgien rulers right to the throne. So there might be something gay about that avatar. |
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