I'm a A/C Tech here in Phoenix, AZ.

 My first call this morning. I pull up to the house. Large Kerry sign in the front yard, Kerry signs in the house windows, Kerry stickers on all cars. Believe me it was hard, to go to the front door. I go inside. Start servicing all four units. While in the house, I notice a big Kerry button on her purse. I was starting to wonder, if she had a Kerry Dildo.

  I didn't want to start a verbal fight, so I didn't say a word about the election. Just to show how smart they aren't. They bought the house two years ago and have never washed out there air filters. These are the cheap/air restricting washable kind.

 Okay I get done there and drive to next job. Wouldn't you know it. Large Kerry sign in the window. I ring the door bell. No answer. Ring it again, No answer. I go back to my van and call customer. He starts ripping at me. You are to call me 30 minutes before coming out. We'll the office girls F/U. I called the office and told them what he said. They said BS. So I wait for him.

 He shows up in his flight suit. F16 pilot trainer. I fix his furnace. Then I slightly ask him about being in the military and voting for Kerry. I asked for it.  We went on for a little while. He told me all guns should be banned. I told him, I would never give up my AR's or AK's.  

  I even tried to reason with him. I know there is no reasoning, with a damm liberal. They are always right. So I'm glad he retires in four months and is moving out of Arizona. Colorado look out. Another liberal, is coming to your state.

Id be tempted to do halfassed work, or come back later and shoot R134 into thier AC

I was starting to wonder, if she had a Kerry Dildo.

But I thought that Kerry w....

Nope, not gonna do it.  Too easy.

Somebody ought to to stick a Wsticker on that spoiled little zoomies AC.

G. W. Bush and John Kerry somehow ended up at the same
>barbershop.  As they sat there, each being worked on
>by a different barber, Not a word was spoken. The
>barbers were even afraid to start a conversation, for
>fear it would turn to politics.
>
>As the barbers finished their shaves, the one who had
>Kerry in his chair reached for the aftershave.  Kerry
>was quick to stop him saying, "No thanks, my wife
>Theresa will smell that and think I've been in a
>whorehouse,"
>
>The second barber turned to Bush and said, "How about
>you?"
>
>Bush replied, "Go ahead, my wife doesn't know what the
>inside of a whorehouse smells like."

Charge them double.  Tell them it's a new Kyoto tax.

Quoted: G. W. Bush and John Kerry somehow ended up at the same >barbershop.  As they sat there, each being worked on >by a different barber, Not a word was spoken. The >barbers were even afraid to start a conversation, for >fear it would turn to politics. > >As the barbers finished their shaves, the one who had >Kerry in his chair reached for the aftershave.  Kerry >was quick to stop him saying, "No thanks, my wife >Theresa will smell that and think I've been in a >whorehouse," > >The second barber turned to Bush and said, "How about >you?" > >Bush replied, "Go ahead, my wife doesn't know what the >inside of a whorehouse smells like."

Quoted: Charge them double.  Tell them it's a new Kyoto tax.

Just tell them in the summer Freion was banned by the Kyoto treaty.