PLEASE people- learn how to spell.

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Posted: 10/20/2004 9:41:25 PM EDT

or use a spell check.

sheesh.

Posted: 10/20/2004 9:42:00 PM EDT

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Posted: 10/20/2004 9:43:12 PM EDT

[#2]

Quoted:
or use a spell check.

sheesh.

Whill Dew

Posted: 10/20/2004 9:43:33 PM EDT

[#3]

Yo shore its uptits abuts speling.

Posted: 10/20/2004 9:44:22 PM EDT

[#4]

what our you taking aboot? Eye kan spill veri gud thank u.

Posted: 10/20/2004 9:44:54 PM EDT

[#5]

wht ya tking abut, i cn spl

Posted: 10/20/2004 9:45:48 PM EDT

[#6]

I went to school in Georgia public schools, what do you expect?

Posted: 10/20/2004 9:47:28 PM EDT

[#7]

I can hardly tpye, and onw you want beme able to spell

Posted: 10/20/2004 9:48:00 PM EDT

[#8]

My cheque four my spelling is sum times good, its' mine grammar that's is perfect?

Posted: 10/20/2004 9:54:10 PM EDT

[#9]

whatcha tlking auboot? Speeling? Wha'ts rong wit mi spleing?

Posted: 10/20/2004 9:56:02 PM EDT

[#10]

agreede!

Posted: 10/20/2004 9:58:18 PM EDT

[#11]

Dam write! Nothing pessis me of moor thin trieing two de-sypher sum body's crappy messege.

BTW, what the hell have they been teaching in school for the last 20 years???

Posted: 10/20/2004 9:58:40 PM EDT

[#12]

Posted: 10/20/2004 9:59:06 PM EDT

[#13]

Man, your uptight. You need to learn how to be more lose and easygoing, you looser!

Posted: 10/20/2004 9:59:10 PM EDT

[#14]

Hoo the phuck made yoo the spelling notzee?

Posted: 10/20/2004 9:59:23 PM EDT

[#15]

Posted: 10/20/2004 9:59:39 PM EDT

[#16]

FU spel notze

Posted: 10/20/2004 10:00:46 PM EDT

[#17]

wee al cun spill jest finne. u juest cunt reed.

Posted: 10/20/2004 10:01:03 PM EDT

[#18]

It's all Bush's fault. If he had funded "No Child Left Behind" then I would be able to spell correctly. But don't worry, John Kerry has a plan to edukater me.

Posted: 10/20/2004 10:06:44 PM EDT

[#19]

Phuk u loosers!

Posted: 10/20/2004 10:09:56 PM EDT

[#20]

wut?

Posted: 10/20/2004 10:12:35 PM EDT

[#21]

Quoted:

sheesh.

What does that spell??????

Posted: 10/20/2004 10:13:11 PM EDT

[#22]

Quoted:
or use a spell check.

sheesh.

Capitalize the begining of the sentence,and sheesh is shit!!!!

Bob

Posted: 10/20/2004 10:14:49 PM EDT

[#23]

I'm waiting on Sgtar to post.

You'd never know if he was misspelling on purpose to piss Hank off or not.

Posted: 10/20/2004 10:17:38 PM EDT

[#24]

Another waste of bandwith

Posted: 10/20/2004 10:17:51 PM EDT

[#25]

I dont know nuttin bout spellin or punch u ashun

Posted: 10/20/2004 10:18:54 PM EDT

[#26]

Sorry Hank, but you know you were asking for it.

Posted: 10/20/2004 10:21:27 PM EDT

[#27]

Quoted:
PLEASE people- learn how to spell or use a spell check.

sheesh.

y shoold we leern 2 speel? u shoold leern 2 reed engrish or find us a speel chekerrr

Posted: 10/20/2004 10:25:48 PM EDT

[#28]

Quoted:
Quoted:

sheesh.

What does that spell??????

First option listed from my spell checker was 'sheet'.

Posted: 10/21/2004 12:04:14 AM EDT

[#29]

Quoted:
Quoted:
Quoted:

sheesh.

What does that spell??????

First option listed from my spell checker was 'sheet'.

Organic or inorganic sheet?

Posted: 10/21/2004 12:21:41 PM EDT

[#30]

I too wuz ejukated in JawJuh Puhblic Schulls......

Posted: 10/21/2004 12:34:08 PM EDT

[#31]

umkayyyyyyyyy

Posted: 10/21/2004 12:40:26 PM EDT

[#32]

I admit it I suck at spelling, we need a spell check button like preban.com has.

Posted: 10/21/2004 12:41:29 PM EDT

[#33]

This reminds me of a scene from the movie Platoon where "King" is writing a letter home to his girlfriend.

King's friend (as he leans over and reads what King is writing): It ain't dere, it's dear....and Sarah ain't got no two R's. Damn King, you're dumb!

King: It don't matter, she don't read too good no how.

Posted: 10/21/2004 12:45:07 PM EDT

[#34]

Spell checker are good but its knot the the best. Won can say I can spell exceptionally, butt it is the grammar which separates you're common imbecile from sum of the utter morons. Even using an spelling checker wood knot catch all Mrs. Stakes. Its so simple to spell thing correctly, but then again eye is no good when ewe mean "I". No what eye am saying? There is always too ways of spelling things that have to meanings... This is all I be tying 2 elaborate.

(Used spell checker, and it approves the above massage)

Sly

Posted: 10/21/2004 2:25:40 PM EDT

[#35]

Quoted:
Sorry Hank, but you know you were asking for it.

i know, but it needed saying, and i got at least one good pic out of it.

Posted: 10/21/2004 2:33:49 PM EDT

[#36]

Eye halve a spelling chequer
It came with my pea sea,
It plainly marques four my revue
Miss steaks eye kin knot sea.

Eye strike a key and type a word
And weight for it two say,
Weather eye and wring oar write
It shows me strait a weigh.

As soon as a mist ache is maid
It nose bee fore two long,
And eye can put the error rite
Its rare lea ever wrong.

Eye have run this poem threw it
I am shore your pleased two no,
Its letter perfect awl the weigh
My chequer tolled me sew.

-Sauce unknown

Posted: 10/21/2004 2:37:40 PM EDT

[#37]

ETA: I think maybe an avetar change woold be apropreate

Posted: 10/21/2004 2:38:04 PM EDT

[#38]

ti Is Prvoen thta oyu Can Raed Wat pepole hnave ot sya eiven thoue their woords aure spielled incorrcetly

Posted: 10/21/2004 3:28:53 PM EDT

[#39]

What amuses me is when you deal with someone on a regular basis (friend/coworker) and they seem reasonably intelligent... until you come across something they have written.

One of my sales associates holds a master's degree in education and he can't spell correctly to save his life. It becomes embarrassing because whatever he writes gets archived forever in our data base of customers, so that when a repeat customer comes in for service we can see what the last salesman wrote on the ticket. He claims he can spell, he just doesn't have the time to do it correctly.

Anyway, I'm glad this is a lighthearted gun board to hang out at because I have never seen so many dumb-ass non-spelling mamba jambas congregated in one location in all my life, recording their misspelled wisdom for posterity.

Posted: 10/21/2004 5:11:26 PM EDT

[#40]

Spelling Nazis of AR15.com uknight!!

Posted: 10/21/2004 5:12:52 PM EDT

[#41]

yesh, i well

Posted: 10/21/2004 5:14:47 PM EDT

[#42]

I sincerely hope that nobody posts that goddamn quote about Cambridge and the order of letters in a word. We ALL fucking know it by heart by now.

Posted: 10/21/2004 5:15:08 PM EDT

[#43]

i have been on systems so long that i just no longer give a shit.

If you can get the general drift of my posting that is good enough. Unless it's going to affect my paycheck or my personal life i don't really give 2 shits if it's spelled properly.

mike

Posted: 10/21/2004 5:15:09 PM EDT

[#44]

Quoted:
Eye halve a spelling chequer
It came with my pea sea,
It plainly marques four my revue
Miss steaks eye kin knot sea.

Eye strike a key and type a word
And weight for it two say,
Weather eye and wring oar write
It shows me strait a weigh.

As soon as a mist ache is maid
It nose bee fore two long,
And eye can put the error rite
Its rare lea ever wrong.

Eye have run this poem threw it
I am shore your pleased two no,
Its letter perfect awl the weigh
My chequer tolled me sew.

-Sauce unknown

www.funmansion.com/images/SpellCheck.jpg

Does anyone have that Foxtrot cartoon where the geek kid types in the "Mary had a little lamb" poem in a similar fashion, and when the spell checker says it's OK, he responds with, "Proof positive that humans will always be superior to machines"?

It's a classic!