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Posted: 10/20/2004 8:38:44 PM EDT
It was missing tonight and I susspected my next door neighbor as I know she is a sKerry supporter. I wasn't shocked when I found it in her garbage can, torn to pieces with the metal frame sitting right next to the can.
What would you do without breaking any laws? |
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Fixed. Why would some idiot do this other than to prove to the world that they are indeed an idiot. Maybe a pic of it torn up in her garbage can, with her name/number (be sure to add: for good time call....) attached and posted on s few telephone poles with the garage sale signs |
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call the police, right now while it's still in her trash can. vandalism, tresspassing, etc.. etc...
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Stuff the metal frame in here pooper folded into a "W" and post pics.
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Go get one of those 8'x4' signs and stick it on your roof or on the side of your house.
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I'd get as many Bush signs as I could find and fill her yard with them overnight.
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Duh! Beat the living hell out of her and toss her limp body into on-coming traffic.
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Yup, after Oct 12 it became illegal to steal signs. Call the police on her , and take a pic of the can and the ripped sign and then file a lawsuit against her then kill her first born, then burn her ....... oh neverimind. Just report it to the popo.
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fixt it fer ya |
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+1 If they don't do anything, this might be an option... Just kidding. Leave her a nasty note thanking her for the information on why she can't be trusted and why you shouldn't associate with theives and idiots. Then tell her that you are pursuing charges. |
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Did I fail to mention that the neighbor in question is also the president of my neighborhood homeowners association?
She is setting an excellent example for the rest of us. |
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+1 Stealing polictical signs is a crime in many states and localities. |
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I for one really want you to call the cops. Then as they are arresting her, take pics and post them here
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take pics of the crime.... |
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Was the trash can in public view, that is did you not have to enter her property to see it?
If so I'd either confront her directly about it and watch her fall apart when confronted with the truism that liberals HATE... Actions Have Consequences. If you don't want to deal with a face-to-face, simply write her a note in clear, NON-THREATENING language that you are aware of what she has done, that it's theft and if it happens to the next sign you put up, she'll be the prime suspect. That's the thing that urks me so badly about these cock suckers. They have to commit CRIMES (trespass and theft) in order to do this. To them it falls under the guise of "free speech". Assholes. |
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Dont waste the cops time with this petty stupid bullshit.
Geezus, no wonder they act irritated with the public all the time |
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+1 Take the pieces and put them on her front door step with an anonymous message "I got your number, Cunt." Avoid being seen. If she says anything, deny everything. Use gloves. Leave no trace. Show her who the master shadow warrior is. Then scatter her garbage... Strike at her for months after the election. |
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She left it in the can haha dumbass ho!
Call the cops on her. You don't have to get her arrested but your future signs will be safe. |
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... burn their crops, pillage their village and BBQ their pets!
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Cut off ears, ransack villages in a style remanescent of Genghis Kahn, Kill children... Oh kerry already did that.
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I can't believe a neibor would have the gall to blatantly do that. What balls she has. I would let her know you are watching her from now on.
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Holy crap dude, you owe me a keyboard!!!! |
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Replace it have the police document(Photograph it in her garbage) it before the trash is picked up and tell her you will replace it and you know she is the culprit and the next time you will see she is charged with "Vandalism/Criminal mischief" and "illegal trespass" which it already is since she was there to commit the first offense! She will have a criminal record and you will make sure of it!
P.S. also tell her adulthood is on special at walmart and she can go get some and grow up any time now!!! |
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So are we encouraging him to report a crime or commit a crime? |
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Use round up to spray a message into her front lawn: be creative
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Call the Police, I do when mine are vandalized, or stolen. Theft is theft and tresspassing is tresspassing Then take a shit and put it on her doorstep and ring the doorbell |
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Used oil would work better. |
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I give up.
Call the cops Waste their time on your $.02 cent sign that the local Republican party will replace for free. Call the cop back often to ask him how the case is going. Sit back and watch the prosecutor not go forward with the charges. But hey, we wasted the cops time for a good reason |
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Just a question, but why give the liberal a 'next time' IMO she does not deserve it, and also she would not give you a second chance - she would burn you at the stake for supporting bush if she had the opportunity. So don't be soft on her.
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You are missing my point ENTIRELY. |
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Burn a "W" into her lawn with round up.
Hows she gonna prove it was you? |
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Get a new sign. Write your name and address on it in small letters with permanent marker. Then, if you find it in her trash can again, you will know for certain. Then confront her, stick it in her pooper, burn her house down, pillage her crops, salt her yard, and take pictures.
Just kidding about the last part - but I would let her know about it. |
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I would go over and tell her she could be chaged with Crimianal Mischief under F.S. 806.13
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