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Posted: 10/20/2004 6:43:42 PM EDT
In Deana Jones
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"The Flying Fucks"
Italian porn movie about a circus high wire act. Yes, they did do it on trapezes and in midair. |
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wow. where can i get a copy of that? sounds difficult. |
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This is not a "real one", but if I were a porn guy my name would be "Sir Loin", and my first movie would be called: "Sir Loin is WELL DONE!!!"
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Edward Penishands
On Golden Blonde (a classic, I need to find an old copy) and dozens more I can't remember right now. D. AZEX |
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I saw one called "san fernando jones and the temple of poon" with ron jeremy
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LOL "you can guess what happens next" "uhh, he fixes the cable?" |
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"Lopin' the Mule"
"How to Find a Beaver When You Are Deep In The Bush" a movie guide to fishing with a long extra stiff rod. |
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the classics:
a midsummer night's cream holio and julie met and my favorite, king dong. the final scene where dong climbs up the side of the vivid building with jenna jameson wrapped up in one testicle as diving biplanes piloted by shemales are shooting depleted dildoes at him brings a torrent of tears everytime. HE'S JUST A HAIRY DONG IN LOVE!! WHY DO WE DESTROY THOSE WHICH WE DON'T UNDERSTAND!!?? |
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Actual titles from the 70s:
"Spirit of Seventy-Sex" "Born Erect" "School Days" My high school buddies and me sat in the theater mesmerized. |
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Old folks porn: Geriatric Pork (Jurrasic Park)
Gay Porn: Buttman and Rubbin' (Batman and Robin) Straight Porn: On Golden Blonde (On Golden Pond) |
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You've got to be shitting me... I've seen some of that one. One of my childhood friends dads had it as a rental... We didn't even know such things existed before that enlightening find... |
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Weapons of Ass Destruction!
Never seen it, but the title is awesome |
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Top Gunk
Ferris Bueller Jerks Off T3: The Extra Testicle (the guy had 3 balls, apparently). Monty's Python and the Holey Girl Honey I Blew Everybody |
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Wepons of Ass Destruction #2 or #3. Hands down best title, second best title would be Cum Fart Cocktails.
I have not seen either of these movies but am rating them soley based on their funny names. Edit: I was too slow by 13 minutes. |
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What about Gutter Balls... |
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My wife got me a preban copy for a wedding gift. |
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I've never heard of it, but someone's got to have made:
"STAR WHORES" |
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Next years' best porn movie:
"Harry Potter and the disappearing Cherry" |
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BACK DOOR SLUTS 9?!??! Back Door Sluts 9 makes Crotch Capers 3 look like Naughty Nurses 2! |
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Sorrest Rump
Black Cock Down (my own idea, seeing as massivly hung homeboys can't maintain erections on film) Yank My Doodle, It's a Dandy Glad He Ate Her Shaving Ryan's Privates |
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If you keep doing that you will go blind...oh here....
If you keep doing that you will go blind... MT |
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