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Posted: 10/20/2004 2:53:52 PM EDT

This is a fun thread. Pick a fun name.

Posted: 10/20/2004 2:56:34 PM EDT

[#1]

Ivan or Igor.

Posted: 10/20/2004 2:57:00 PM EDT

[#2]

[Homer Simpson] "Max Power." [/Homer Simpson]

Seriously, I have no idea. I've never liked my last name though. I just have to get married to change that one.

Posted: 10/20/2004 2:57:32 PM EDT

[#3]

i actually really like the one i have.

Posted: 10/20/2004 2:57:43 PM EDT

[#4]

Dirk Digler

Posted: 10/20/2004 2:58:29 PM EDT

[#5]

Maxwell Smart

Posted: 10/20/2004 2:58:39 PM EDT

[#6]

I would like to change my name to:

"Oh my god, is that really your name?"

Posted: 10/20/2004 2:59:35 PM EDT

[#7]

Rex Hardshaft

Posted: 10/20/2004 3:00:27 PM EDT

[#8]

Mr. Clark

Posted: 10/20/2004 3:01:40 PM EDT

[#9]

Biggus Dikkus ?

Posted: 10/20/2004 3:02:00 PM EDT

[#10]

Dick Rambone.

Posted: 10/20/2004 3:04:40 PM EDT

[#11]

Asskick Musclethorpe
Hugecock McPussyram
Maximus Awesomeson
Angry O'Bigdick

Posted: 10/20/2004 3:09:25 PM EDT

[#12]

Maximus Decimus Meridius - Commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions

Posted: 10/20/2004 3:13:52 PM EDT

[#13]

God.

And then I's sue everyone for trademark infringement and misapropriation of my name.

MUAHAHAHAHAHA

Posted: 10/20/2004 3:14:04 PM EDT

[#14]

Equbon Fizzlesticks...my friends call me equbon fizzlesticks but you can call me equbon fizzlestickshinking.gif

Posted: 10/20/2004 3:15:15 PM EDT

[#15]

Barabas

Posted: 10/20/2004 3:18:55 PM EDT

[#16]

Maximum Von Killgore

Posted: 10/20/2004 3:19:42 PM EDT

[#17]

Huge Jackman

Posted: 10/20/2004 3:20:15 PM EDT

[#18]

I like the name "Wolf Blitzen"
Too bad it belongs to an asshole CNN guy.
But the name is cool.

Posted: 10/20/2004 3:20:22 PM EDT

[#19]

Posted: 10/20/2004 3:20:43 PM EDT

[#20]

Mike Ox Long (say it out load multiple times and fast)

Posted: 10/20/2004 3:22:26 PM EDT

[#21]

Richard Gozinya. But I'd insist that everyone called me Dick.

Posted: 10/20/2004 3:24:01 PM EDT

[#22]

In the spirit of the artist formerly known as Prince...I would change my name to a symbol.
However; I would like to still have a first, and last name...so, I would need TWO symbols.

How about > ~

Or maybe % ^

Posted: 10/20/2004 3:27:22 PM EDT

[#23]

Quoted:
I like the name "Wolf Blitzen"
Too bad it belongs to an asshole CNN guy.
But the name is cool.

Actually, it's Wolf Blitzer.

Posted: 10/20/2004 3:28:00 PM EDT

[#24]

Mr. Snatchmaster

Posted: 10/20/2004 3:30:28 PM EDT

[#25]

Quoted:
God.

And then I's sue everyone for trademark infringement and misapropriation of my name.

MUAHAHAHAHAHA

Hmm. Just like Colt.

Posted: 10/20/2004 3:33:00 PM EDT

[#26]

Quoted:
Quoted:
I like the name "Wolf Blitzen"
Too bad it belongs to an asshole CNN guy.
But the name is cool.

Actually, it's Wolf Blitzer.

He's in the Christmas spirit! [<|:d>]

Posted: 10/20/2004 3:33:03 PM EDT

[#27]

I like my name, I wouldn't change it.

Posted: 10/20/2004 3:43:27 PM EDT

[#28]

Karl Hungus or if that was already taken The Dude

Posted: 10/20/2004 3:58:01 PM EDT

[#29]

Quoted:
Biggus Dikkus ?

Monty Python!!

Posted: 10/20/2004 4:05:38 PM EDT

[#30]

Quoted:
Quoted:
Biggus Dikkus ?

Monty Python!!

Posted: 10/20/2004 4:09:07 PM EDT

[#31]

Mike Hawk

Posted: 10/20/2004 4:10:02 PM EDT

[#32]

Indiana

Posted: 10/20/2004 4:10:23 PM EDT

[#33]

Buck Nekkid.

Posted: 10/20/2004 4:10:36 PM EDT

[#34]

Quoted:
Quoted:
I like the name "Wolf Blitzen"
Too bad it belongs to an asshole CNN guy.
But the name is cool.

Actually, it's Wolf Blitzer.

Damn, and I was thinking "a reindeer with fangs and an attitude".

Posted: 10/20/2004 4:11:03 PM EDT

[#35]

jesus quintana

Posted: 10/20/2004 4:11:06 PM EDT

[#36]

Ed Avila III. It'd be a scream watching him try to explain that one to Mrs. Avila!!

Posted: 10/20/2004 4:11:11 PM EDT

[#37]

Thor.

CW

Posted: 10/20/2004 4:21:39 PM EDT

[#38]

John Jacob Jinglehiemerschmitt His name is my to.

Sorry. I've got a three year old girl that loves the song.

Posted: 10/20/2004 4:23:32 PM EDT

[#39]

Hugh G. Rection

Posted: 10/20/2004 4:26:16 PM EDT

[#40]

Haywood Jablome, and my wifes name would be Haywood Jaeatme.

Posted: 10/20/2004 4:35:56 PM EDT

[#41]

Hello my name is

Inigo Montoya

You killed my father, prepare to die.

Posted: 10/20/2004 4:38:47 PM EDT

[#42]

Bond...Hammermill Bond.

Posted: 10/20/2004 4:39:53 PM EDT

[#43]

Chuck Farley.

AB

Posted: 10/20/2004 4:41:50 PM EDT

[#44]

Max Volume...or maybe Max Hunter

Posted: 10/20/2004 4:51:47 PM EDT

[#45]

Tater Salad.

Posted: 10/20/2004 4:51:58 PM EDT

[#46]

I shall call my self

BLACK JESUS LEADER OF THE CHURCH OF 40oz OF SALVATION

Or just Black Jeusus for shot

Posted: 10/20/2004 5:01:03 PM EDT

[#47]

Quoted:
Ivan or Igor.

If my child had been a boy his name was going to be Igor Sergei. Our relatives were not too happy, but my husband and I really liked that name.

Posted: 10/20/2004 5:08:15 PM EDT

[#48]

Quoted:
Ed Avila III. It'd be a scream watching him try to explain that one to Mrs. Avila!!

Posted: 10/20/2004 5:09:07 PM EDT

[#49]

Posted: 10/20/2004 5:09:33 PM EDT

[#50]

Leslie.

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