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Posted: 10/20/2004 2:51:03 PM EDT
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What? You worried about getting bored or something? |
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Posted: 10/20/2004 2:52:10 PM EDT
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In heaven, ARFCOM has new and interesting posts every few seconds, and team memberships are free!
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Posted: 10/20/2004 2:52:18 PM EDT
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Only one way to find out ...
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Posted: 10/20/2004 2:52:22 PM EDT
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As long as they have guns where my soul goes to, I don't give a shit.
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Posted: 10/20/2004 2:53:41 PM EDT
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In heaven we all have belt fed toys with endless belt of ammo.
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Posted: 10/20/2004 2:54:18 PM EDT
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Guns and um......more guns.AND NO LIBERALS.Then they would try to screw up heaven too. |
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Posted: 10/20/2004 2:55:09 PM EDT
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What about unlimited terrorists to shoot? We will get those right?
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Posted: 10/20/2004 2:56:37 PM EDT
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walruses. big fucking pointy toothed bad breath smelling walruses.
scare the bejesus outta me. |
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Posted: 10/20/2004 2:57:54 PM EDT
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No, we'll be keeping the 72 virgins company while the terrorists are at "The Big Weenie Roast". 
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Posted: 10/20/2004 2:58:59 PM EDT
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not that i understand the concept of eternity, but i've heard it likened to "trying to explain the internet to an ant"
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Posted: 10/20/2004 3:00:51 PM EDT
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DONT FORGET UNLIMITED AMMO!And you could play paintball with real guns.That would be the shiznit.No pain but it could leave a little paint splotch.
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Posted: 10/20/2004 3:04:17 PM EDT
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I'd imagine you have no concept of time in Heaven. Therefore, it's not going to matter. I used to get tripped up thinking about eternity. But then I started thinking about the concept of "always have been." For example, God has always existed, "Forever before" Creation. That's what [The Oracle]really bakes my noodle.[/The Oracle] Brian |
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Posted: 10/20/2004 3:09:30 PM EDT
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Cold beer, hot women.
PULL !!! terrorist flies through the air in a nice arc. Bang!! headscarf goes flyin', terrorist folds up nicely and hits the ground with a satisfying thump. It don't get any better than that. Well maybe if the "Big Guy" himself stopped by and took a few shots.
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Posted: 10/20/2004 3:10:35 PM EDT
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but where will it end just up there forever, its got to stop some time. so they have belt feds in heaven? |
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Posted: 10/20/2004 3:13:28 PM EDT
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Frieght trains
A pissed off women with a gun And, a redneck that says, "hey ya'll, watch this". |
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Posted: 10/20/2004 3:13:54 PM EDT
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Just keep in mind,
In heaven there is no beer. That's why we're drinking here. And when we're gone from here, All our friends will be drinking all the beer. |
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Posted: 10/20/2004 3:14:37 PM EDT
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...and all the cyanide tipped tracers you want. |
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Posted: 10/20/2004 3:16:23 PM EDT
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like "Groundhog Day" it just never ends...
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Posted: 10/20/2004 3:17:10 PM EDT
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Dying doesn't scare me nearly as much as getting old, sick, and helpless.
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Posted: 10/20/2004 3:21:04 PM EDT
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but where will it end just up there forever, its got to stop some time. quote] Not necessarily, but I really don't know. Because, one thing I am curious about, is in the Book of Revelations it talks about a new world after the 2nd coming of Christ, where the lion will lay down with the lamb etc etc, will everyone in Heaven remain there? Or begin a new on the new Earth? I don't want to jack your thread though. Brian |
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Posted: 10/20/2004 3:28:45 PM EDT
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Yeah there might be guns there, just hope they aren't too hot to touch!!!
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Posted: 10/20/2004 3:36:57 PM EDT
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The way it was explained to me was we will have no concept of time. The time thing is just for our sake here on earth. Once in Heaven, time will cease to exist as will the terms forever and eternity. You will just be.
 I don't claim to understand it either. I like the ant and the internet thing -good analogy
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Posted: 10/20/2004 3:43:56 PM EDT
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I wonder why all the heavy topics today?
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Posted: 10/20/2004 3:53:03 PM EDT
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And in hell i am stuck as a GD mod for all eternity
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Posted: 10/20/2004 3:53:55 PM EDT
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Why do angels fly in circles? (because there is no 'left wing" in heaven!)
How many angels can dance on the head of a pin? (trick question, dancing is not allowed!) Why don't baptists screw standing up? (because they're afraid someone will see them screwing and think that they are dancing!) Why did St Peter tell the Pentecostal Holiness members to be quiet and stop banging tamborines? (because the Church of Christ was just over the next hill and they still thought they were the only ones to make it to heaven!)    |
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Posted: 10/20/2004 3:54:17 PM EDT
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Posted: 10/20/2004 6:16:56 PM EDT
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...Hmm, I wonder if "Big Guy" shoots lightning bolts or liberals at targets? |
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