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Posted: 10/19/2004 10:22:14 AM EDT
I turned 37 today and had the best birthday ever!!! Just try to top this!!!
Started out yesterday by purchasing myself a brand new Trailblazer. Started out looking for used but decided to treat myself. Love that new car smell. Woke up this morning, got the kids off to school, and got me some morning sex.  Not just morning sex, but a tub full of bubbles with the S.O. After slipping around awhile in there, we ended up on the floor, into the shower, and then back in the tub. Woo Hoo!!  (Lots more details left out to protect the innocent).  Went to work (finally) and was greeted by co-workers with cake and balloons.  And the day is only half over......  Feels just like I have life by the balls--never had such a good one. Just thought I'd share with you all. JUST TRY TO TOP THAT!!!! 
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Posted: 10/19/2004 10:24:08 AM EDT
[#1]
oh thanks, now my life really sucks ass.
Your wifes not really hot is she because that would just push me over the edge. |
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Posted: 10/19/2004 10:25:45 AM EDT
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Posted: 10/19/2004 10:26:07 AM EDT
[#4]
YES I DO!!!!
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Posted: 10/19/2004 10:26:16 AM EDT
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Posted: 10/19/2004 10:26:23 AM EDT
[#6]
 comin'Pay later....
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Posted: 10/19/2004 10:26:46 AM EDT
[#7]
pics...for God's sake man,....PICS!!!
Pooper...pics..... |
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Posted: 10/19/2004 10:27:25 AM EDT
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Posted: 10/19/2004 10:31:58 AM EDT
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 SGtar15 |
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Posted: 10/19/2004 10:35:20 AM EDT
[#10]
thanks, asshole.
 j/k happy birthday |
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Posted: 10/19/2004 10:38:34 AM EDT
[#11]
mine is tomorrow....I turn 36....hope I can match your festival
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Posted: 10/19/2004 10:39:29 AM EDT
[#12]
Go shooting, clean up, and get some afternoon and evening sex. Inbetween the last two, fix her dinner to say thanks. Maybe it will guilt her into making some cake/pie.
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Posted: 10/19/2004 10:41:36 AM EDT
[#13]
You went to work??
Ya I can think of a better birthday. 
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Posted: 10/19/2004 10:45:39 AM EDT
[#14]
Maybe you'll run over an anti-/DoUche on the way home from work
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Posted: 10/19/2004 10:46:41 AM EDT
[#15]
I've never liked the Idea of Bathroom floor sex...but hey, whatever floats your boat! |
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Posted: 10/19/2004 10:47:55 AM EDT
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Last time I thought those exact words I had a 50% decrease in business that doubled my workload, my wife lost a location giving her a 50% cut in business that couldn't be made up like mine was and our Sebring convertable blew it's motor 3 thousand miles over the warranty. Things are back to normal now, but after my six month run of luck....I NEVER think "too positive" any more. Seems like a jinx or something. Happy birthday. |
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Posted: 10/19/2004 10:48:05 AM EDT
[#17]
Happy Birthday
I have to go to work now 
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Posted: 10/19/2004 11:00:23 AM EDT
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And you did it all in your gigantic bathroom with the pool, right? Oh yeah, Happy Birthday. And you should bail on work early. |
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Posted: 10/19/2004 11:05:13 AM EDT
[#19]
Fantastic. Glad your day is going good. Mine started off close to that but it is not my B-day |
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Posted: 10/19/2004 11:22:19 AM EDT
[#20]
HAPPY BIRTHDAY
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Posted: 10/19/2004 11:41:27 AM EDT
[#21]
I've cumed close, does doin' it in a newer car count.
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Posted: 10/19/2004 11:47:02 AM EDT
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Posted: 10/19/2004 11:58:20 AM EDT
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Every time I start having a good day somebody manages to screw it up. Just today I thought I was going to be saving like $1800.00 on a remodel but that has now been eaten up by a new heater and a new electical panel. It never stops I tell ya!
So much for the new gun eh? |
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Posted: 10/19/2004 12:12:31 PM EDT
[#24]
that does sound like the start to a rocking birthday.
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Posted: 10/19/2004 12:14:25 PM EDT
[#25]
my birthday is today too. and so far it sucks, my ex girlfriend who I told to fuck off and die after she left me for a cagefighter just called.
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Posted: 10/19/2004 12:18:59 PM EDT
[#26]
Hope you don't get into a car accident on the way home. Seriously
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Posted: 10/19/2004 12:19:47 PM EDT
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My 37th birthday is in December but I doubt it will be anything like that. If I'm lucky I can go and buy me a new toy
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Posted: 10/19/2004 12:19:53 PM EDT
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More details! Pics!
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Posted: 10/19/2004 1:04:38 PM EDT
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Posted: 10/19/2004 1:07:43 PM EDT
[#30]
 sounds like a good B-day.
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Posted: 10/19/2004 4:16:30 PM EDT
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I hate it when my girlfriend leaves me for a cage fighter. Next worse is when they split for a lion tamer followed closely by a midget tamer or bearded lady. Hell, even the dog will leave you if someone tantalizes him with bacon. Curse this disloyal world!! Curse it! 
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Posted: 10/19/2004 5:09:54 PM EDT
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ARTHUR:
Old woman! DENNIS: Man! ARTHUR: Man. Sorry. What knight lives in that castle over there? DENNIS: I'm thirty-seven. ARTHUR: I-- what? DENNIS: I'm thirty-seven. I'm not old. ARTHUR: Well, I can't just call you 'Man'. DENNIS: Well, you could say 'Dennis'. ARTHUR: Well, I didn't know you were called 'Dennis'. DENNIS: Well, you didn't bother to find out, did you? ARTHUR: I did say 'sorry' about the 'old woman', but from the behind you looked-- DENNIS: What I object to is that you automatically treat me like an inferior! ARTHUR: Well, I am King! |
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Posted: 10/19/2004 6:09:10 PM EDT
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Not married.....maybe that's why it's so good! I won't say any more cuz I don't want to push you over the edge!
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Posted: 10/19/2004 6:32:09 PM EDT
[#34]
 guys dont get excited over bubbles and balloons
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