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Posted: 10/18/2004 1:48:49 PM EDT

Got this in an email form a friend.

No truer words have ever been spoken.....
One day a florist goes to a barber for a haircut. After the cut he asked about his bill
and the barber replies: "I'm sorry, I cannot accept money from you; I'm doing
community service this week."

The florist is pleased and leaves the shop. Next morning when the barber goes to
open up, there is a thank you card and a dozen roses waiting for him at his door.

Later, a cop comes in for a haircut, and when he goes to pay his bill the barber
again replies: "I'm sorry, I cannot accept money from you; I'm doing community
service this week." The cop is happy and leaves the shop.

Next morning when the barber goes to open up, there is a thank you card and a
dozen donuts waiting for him at his door.

Then a Democrat comes in for a haircut, and when he goes to pay his bill the
barber again replies: "I'm sorry, I cannot accept money from you;I'm doing
community service this week." The Democrat is very happy and leaves the shop.

Next morning when the barber goes to open up, there are a dozen Democrats
lined up waiting for a free haircut.

Posted: 10/18/2004 1:51:28 PM EDT

[#1]

I thought you were going to say when the cop got his hair cut he turned around and shot the barber's dog.

Posted: 10/18/2004 1:56:31 PM EDT

[#2]

Quoted:
I thought you were going to say when the cop got his hair cut he turned around and shot the barber's dog.

we need a cop shooting a dog smiley

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