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Posted: 10/17/2004 8:32:28 PM EDT
[#1]
PMS?
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Posted: 10/17/2004 8:33:27 PM EDT
[#2]
Don't go there. Just don't go there.
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Posted: 10/17/2004 8:33:33 PM EDT
[#3]
LoL... sounds like some kind of fucked up personal diary:
"Hmmm... October 16, 2004. I had dinner last night with "The Group", ya know.. like I do every other thursday. Well, anyway, Mary... who I think I kinda like... gave me a really awful stare when I asked "The Group" about a place to buy Winter clothes. I hope she isn't mad with me because I really think I'm falling for her. Gee wiz, well... good night diary!" |
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Posted: 10/17/2004 8:34:31 PM EDT
[#4]
Give her the Tony Danza, show her whos the boss.
You get women to talk to you, must be nice.... |
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Posted: 10/17/2004 8:34:44 PM EDT
[#5]
Arfcom GD is the closest I will get to a blog. Hah. |
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Posted: 10/17/2004 8:35:21 PM EDT
[#6]
I bet she knows where to purchase batteries.
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Posted: 10/17/2004 8:35:31 PM EDT
[#7]
Sounds to me like she needs to be bitch-slapped verbally by a member of the group.
A Christian who is rude to a fellow Group member for no reason.... HA! CHINO - Christian In Name Only..... 
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Posted: 10/17/2004 8:35:57 PM EDT
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Posted: 10/17/2004 8:36:16 PM EDT
[#9]
OK first off, those can be the best ones. Second, she sounds really old, like need a man Grandma old. And third
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Posted: 10/17/2004 8:36:26 PM EDT
[#10]
LOL I was thinking the same thing. She is: 31, unmarried and unattached (I think the men are scared of her), and confessed during dinner to watching a lot of wedding shows. Hmm... |
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Posted: 10/17/2004 8:40:27 PM EDT
[#11]
Got any pics, let your ARFCOM brothers be the judge 
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Posted: 10/17/2004 8:42:08 PM EDT
[#12]
I'll try next time. I'm serious she is a hottie, more so if she lets that anger go. |
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Posted: 10/17/2004 8:46:06 PM EDT
[#13]
Now you know why she is the SINGLE woman in the group, she has perpetual motion PMS!
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Posted: 10/17/2004 8:46:15 PM EDT
[#14]
Any ideas why she is so angry?
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Posted: 10/17/2004 8:47:19 PM EDT
[#15]
No. But the fact that this guy keeps picking on her doesn't help. I think she just has issues. |
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Posted: 10/17/2004 8:48:20 PM EDT
[#16]
Because no one's stuck it in her pooper and taken pics? |
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Posted: 10/17/2004 8:48:59 PM EDT
[#17]
At least the first part anyway. Don't women reach their sexual peak around 31? |
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Posted: 10/17/2004 8:50:33 PM EDT
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Whisper in her ear, I know that god made you different from me for a reason. I can show you what that reason is for. I can make you feel like a total woman. When I get through showing you why we are made differently and what it's for you will have a better understanding of what the word satified means. You will be so satisfied that you wont want to walk for the rest of the day. I'll start at your neck and mouth, then work my way down your neck and chest to your belly and then your mound. After that you will be burning with passion for me and I will make you know without a doubt why you are a woman. And when I'm done you will know that you have been loved by a man.
They like that kind of shit. |
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Posted: 10/17/2004 8:51:44 PM EDT
[#19]
Holy Anais Nin, Batman! |
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Posted: 10/17/2004 8:56:05 PM EDT
[#20]
Maybe she likes girls...
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Posted: 10/17/2004 8:58:10 PM EDT
[#21]
Maybe she is a closet Shaker? Maybe she is just odd? I think you are a great guy and she should't be so mean to you. If you want me to have a talk with her, I will. |
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Posted: 10/17/2004 8:59:17 PM EDT
[#22]
oowww never thought of that |
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Posted: 10/17/2004 8:59:36 PM EDT
[#23]
Not good for a Baptist. |
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Posted: 10/17/2004 8:59:37 PM EDT
[#24]
Maybe all of the rest of you are idiots - and she is only pissed off when she is around you guys? Perhaps she is really nice and sweet in other settings and around other people.  Seriously - think about it. I mean, what the hell do you answer to someone who asks where you can buy winter clothes? In a clothes store perhaps? 
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Posted: 10/17/2004 8:59:49 PM EDT
[#25]
Maybe it's her Cleft Palet that's keeping the two of you apart!!
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Posted: 10/17/2004 9:01:58 PM EDT
[#26]
Maybe you just annoy the ever-loving piss out of her? It could happen 
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Posted: 10/17/2004 9:02:39 PM EDT
[#27]
Um no, not at all |
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Posted: 10/17/2004 9:06:28 PM EDT
[#28]
That sounds like an out-take from "Smoov B" at The Onion. |
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Posted: 10/17/2004 9:19:13 PM EDT
[#29]
+1
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Posted: 10/17/2004 9:23:32 PM EDT
[#30]
Cabelas, LL Bean, Sears, etc,. You were asking about winters clothes, right? |
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Posted: 10/17/2004 9:23:42 PM EDT
[#31]
Either she's the wrong chick for you, you're in the wrong group for what you're looking for, or fuck it, pop it in her pooper and post pics...
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Posted: 10/17/2004 9:26:37 PM EDT
[#32]
Is her name sgtar by any chance???
She likes you too, but
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Posted: 10/17/2004 9:32:28 PM EDT
[#33]
Do yourself a favor . Pull out your thang and slam it in a door jamb a few times . Then give her all the money in your bank accounts along with your car . When all is said and done , you will be way ahead this way
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Posted: 10/17/2004 9:33:06 PM EDT
[#34]
Here is what you need to do
Step 1: Take your dress and heels off Step 2: A nice bottle of jesus juice. Spend about $10 on the bottle. Step 3: Consume the wine at her place. You want her in her comfort zone and to have the ILLUSION of control. Step 4: Tell her you want to get her closer to god Step 5: Spit on your dick and fuck the ever living shit out her |
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Posted: 10/17/2004 9:35:04 PM EDT
[#35]
You're a class act. |
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Posted: 10/17/2004 9:35:56 PM EDT
[#36]
Thanks bro |
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Posted: 10/17/2004 9:40:10 PM EDT
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Posted: 10/17/2004 11:19:39 PM EDT
[#38]
First thing I thought too! "girl, I will sex you right!" Smoove |
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Posted: 10/17/2004 11:22:26 PM EDT
[#39]
I have problems with women, byt your looking for one to have problems with
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Posted: 10/17/2004 11:26:04 PM EDT
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Posted: 10/17/2004 11:29:37 PM EDT
[#41]
Dude, I'm usually the last one to figure out how women feel about me, but even I can tell that is not a good sign.
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Posted: 10/18/2004 1:17:37 AM EDT
[#42]
tell her you'll give her lots of babies
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Posted: 10/18/2004 1:36:09 AM EDT
[#43]
STOP RIGHT NOW,
RUN FAR FAR AWAY..... Go to a TITTIE BAR, you will be happy and when you leave all it will cost you is a few dollers. |
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Posted: 10/18/2004 1:39:33 AM EDT
[#44]
Please never ever say anything like that again. It scares some of us. Unless you mean on pikes then its ok. |
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Posted: 10/18/2004 1:47:24 AM EDT
[#45]
(Going from least to must upscale) Sears, Hecht's, Lord & Taylor, Macy*s, Nordstroms, Saks 5th Avenue. That's where to buy winter clothes.
As for the woman, just pay a prostitute to beat the shit out of you while yelling. You'll get about the same results. |
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Posted: 10/18/2004 2:22:37 AM EDT
[#46]
Fixed it for ya.. |
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Posted: 10/18/2004 2:32:10 AM EDT
[#47]
Maybe your an ugly retard and she really can't stand the sight of your dumb ass. maybe??
Where can I buy some winter clothes??? WTF!! That shit is funny. You can't write that stuff. |
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Posted: 10/18/2004 4:11:50 AM EDT
[#48]
Learn how to lick your eyebrows
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Posted: 10/18/2004 4:17:39 AM EDT
[#49]
why wasn't she in the kitchen making you a sammich?
 Damn kids ain't figured out how to train 'em right
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Posted: 10/18/2004 4:19:26 AM EDT
[#50]
Somewhere on the internet, there is a 31yo woman posting on Knitting15.com or OprahFan15.com or something...
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