osama and bush were walking along the dunes in afghanastan one day and bush picked up a bottle he rubbed it and a genie popped out.  oh thank you for rescueing me he said i will grant each of you one wish. bush said go ahead osama you first.  osama thinks for a minute and says i want all jews and infadels out of iraq and i want a wall 3000 feet high around afghanastan made out of concrete with no way in or out!! the genie sighs for a minute and says ok wish granted...and poof a wall was erected and all the infadels and jews were out..   bush winked at the genie and said i like catfish fill it up with water and make me a pond