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[ARCHIVED THREAD] - A nun saw my manhood today!!!am I going to hell???

Posted: 10/16/2004 4:08:27 PM EDT

Real embarrasing. I was on the road working today. I drove about 450 miles non-stop. I got to my last location and made my last drop-off. I had about 150 miles to home and had to take a leak real bad. I got off of I-80 and drove around a while and saw a little strip of stores. No stores looked like they had a restroom so I fiqured "what the hell" I'll pee in a 24oz coffee cup. I pulled all the way to the back corner of the parking lot and started to pee.

I'm looking down to make sure I'm not missing the cup. I hear a bang against the van, then all of a sudden a nun is looking in the window saying "sorry for banging your car" she looked down, then turned away. I felt friggen horrible.

I keep thinking to myself " of all the people a nun" I can't even remember the last time I saw one. So what do ya think am I a dirt bag or what???

Posted: 10/16/2004 4:09:35 PM EDT

[#1]

God forgives everyone who asks for it

Posted: 10/16/2004 4:10:15 PM EDT

[#2]

Yup, you will burn now for sure....

you pervert.....

Posted: 10/16/2004 4:10:16 PM EDT

[#3]

omg! nice knownin' ya!

Posted: 10/16/2004 4:10:53 PM EDT

[#4]

I have this image in my head of you chasing her around the parking lot with your johnson in your hand screaming at her for hitting your van.

Posted: 10/16/2004 4:13:32 PM EDT

[#5]

BURN IN HELL SINNER!!!!!!!!!

Zen

"This is my rifle, there are many like it, but this one is mine"

Posted: 10/16/2004 4:15:32 PM EDT

[#6]

Oh yeah, you'l smoke a turd in Hell for that one.

Posted: 10/16/2004 4:19:33 PM EDT

[#7]

Pooper, post pics?
Thats just wrong. I know.

Posted: 10/16/2004 4:19:35 PM EDT

[#8]

Was she pretty ???

Posted: 10/16/2004 4:20:07 PM EDT

[#9]

Was she cute?

- BG

Posted: 10/16/2004 4:20:39 PM EDT

[#10]

Quoted:
Was she cute?

- BG

Great minds think alike ...........

Posted: 10/16/2004 4:22:56 PM EDT

[#11]

If she saw you "shaking it" she probably got the wrong impression and is telling God on you right now.

Flashing a nun? That's not a habit you want to get into

Posted: 10/16/2004 4:23:51 PM EDT

[#12]

Dear Loadnbrass,

In the future, please be kind enough to NOT post my, ...... errrr your stroke fantasies on the web.

Thank you,

Zen

"This is my fantasy, there are many like it, but this one is mine"

Posted: 10/16/2004 4:26:07 PM EDT

[#13]

She is reading this thread right now! and she likes it

Posted: 10/16/2004 4:27:15 PM EDT

[#14]

No your not......but she should be dipping her head in Holy Water about now!!.............................kinda gives me the urge to barf.......remembering what the Nuns looked like back in my day........................

Posted: 10/16/2004 4:27:30 PM EDT

[#15]

Quoted:
She is reading this thread right now! and she likes it

Posted: 10/16/2004 4:30:43 PM EDT

[#16]

The penguin was hoping for a look see.. You missed your chance to shag one.

Posted: 10/16/2004 4:30:49 PM EDT

[#17]

Nah...you'll be fine and you made the ladies day.

SGatr15

Posted: 10/16/2004 4:33:44 PM EDT

[#18]

Quoted:
She is reading this thread right now! and she likes it

www.personal.psu.edu/users/s/c/scc144/nun.jpg

Posted: 10/16/2004 4:43:45 PM EDT

[#19]

Quoted:
She is reading this thread right now! and she likes it

www.personal.psu.edu/users/s/c/scc144/nun.jpg

I have to go pee.

Posted: 10/16/2004 4:45:03 PM EDT

[#20]

Posted: 10/16/2004 4:59:17 PM EDT

[#21]

Quoted:
She is reading this thread right now! and she likes it

www.personal.psu.edu/users/s/c/scc144/nun.jpg

A classic ------- well done --

Posted: 10/16/2004 5:15:44 PM EDT

[#22]

I'm sure she liked what she saw.

Posted: 10/16/2004 5:22:16 PM EDT

[#23]

Only if you put it in her ass, took pics, posted the pics on an internet forum, then showed her the comments made by others.

Posted: 10/17/2004 4:17:59 AM EDT

[#24]

Truth be told, you probably made the good sister's day...

Now, like Eve of the Bible, she has seen the serpent.

Posted: 10/17/2004 4:22:49 AM EDT

[#25]

Posted: 10/17/2004 4:42:44 AM EDT

[#26]

Only if she played with it bud.

Tj

Posted: 10/17/2004 4:53:18 AM EDT

[#27]

I see lightning storms in your future.

Posted: 10/17/2004 5:17:09 AM EDT

[#28]

You should've asked her if she was thirsty...

Posted: 10/17/2004 5:24:14 AM EDT

[#29]

Pee in a coffee cup?

Man, that sounds gay.

Real men piss on the ground.

I'll bet she's watched Father O'Mally piss in his coffee cup all the time.

Posted: 10/17/2004 5:28:48 AM EDT

[#30]

What kind of meat does a priest eat on Friday?
Nun
Bwaaaaa ahahahahahahahaha

Posted: 10/17/2004 6:14:37 AM EDT

[#31]

Quoted:
What kind of meat does a priest eat on Friday?
Nun
Bwaaaaa ahahahahahahahaha

doh!

Posted: 10/17/2004 10:20:26 AM EDT

[#32]

DEVILS GONNA GET YA....DEVILS GONNA GET YA!!!!!!!

Posted: 10/17/2004 10:22:13 AM EDT

[#33]

Posted: 10/17/2004 10:27:54 AM EDT

[#34]

No, but if it gave you wood you ought to see an optometrist.

Posted: 10/17/2004 10:31:35 AM EDT

[#35]

She's probably thinking, "good lord, it's so small!"

Posted: 10/17/2004 10:49:06 AM EDT

[#36]

I'm suprised you didn't get cracked with a ruler.

Posted: 10/17/2004 10:54:19 AM EDT

[#37]

So your one of them fuckers that pee in the plastic bottles and throw them out the window huh!

You ever wonder why there are so many plastic bottles filled with Mountain dew on the sides of the freeways? It aint moutnain dew boys!

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