My new computer business was starting off kind of slow and I was getting tired of waiting for the phone to ring so I picked up the paper and saw an ad for a new Target Super Center that was going up right down the street.

I went to their job fair and when they saw that I knew about cars and computers and digital cameras and CD's, and 10 or 12 other BS things that I told them they hired me on the spot.

I spent about three weeks putting up shelves and compacting cardboard and getting tight with the ladies who worked there.

Then they opened the doors!

Not only do I have every woman employee there eating out of my hand (Dont discount the fat, ugly and married they have sisters, friends, neighbors ETC) The twang walking through the door is completely OFF THE SCALE!

I have seen women who look like freakin models coming in to that place! Its mind boggling!

And the best part is you can walk right up to them and introduce yourself and start talking to them

Cause ITS YOUR JOB! They actually pay you to walk up to 10's and talk to them!

I actually have had some of them come back days later and look me up (Just to say hello)

I keep some blank business cards and a pen handy and believe me it has come in handy.

I heartily recommend this gig for the sexually deprived (That means you AL! )

Best of all they will hire you for ONE day a week if they need ya! Its Poon Paradise!



Disclaimer: The advice given here is for the meeting of women and not meant to imply that a career at Target shall be mistaken for a real job.

Quoted: Why didn't you pick the women's underwear department?  I'm sure a few would need personal assistance.

Thats the beauty of it!
They couldnt figure out where to put me so I'm kind of a general floor guy.
I just walk around and answer questions and point at shit.

"Area Rugs? Try aisle D58.....cute kid! My granddaughter is 2 also. Maybe we can take them to the zoo next Sunday! Just write your number down right here!"