My wife did it now....... Your wife ever do something out of the blue that SHOCKS you?

Site Notices

[ARCHIVED THREAD] - My wife did it now....... Your wife ever do something out of the blue that SHOCKS you?

Posted: 10/14/2004 1:07:53 PM EDT

My wife (JustAGirl) has been acting funny lately.
She has been rabid about not letting me see the screen on the puter the last couple of days.
this is especially true when she was checking email or on Arfcom.

WTF i wonder to myself.... What is she hiding? Is she getting it on with Sgtar15?

She dodged my questions... evaded... continued to act dodgey for days.

Last night I figured out what was going on.

She put me in for a TEAM MEMBERSHIP and wanted it to be a surprise!!!!!!!
Is she AWESOME or what?????

Posted: 10/14/2004 1:10:13 PM EDT

[#1]

Congrats!

BigDozer66

Posted: 10/14/2004 1:11:18 PM EDT

[#2]

My wife would surprise me if she acted nice or acted like she loved me

Posted: 10/14/2004 1:12:32 PM EDT

[#3]

now get her to let you put it in her pooper and post pics

Posted: 10/14/2004 1:13:48 PM EDT

[#4]

Nah, she's getting it on with Sgtar15?

Posted: 10/14/2004 1:15:57 PM EDT

[#5]

And you repay her by using a picture of a burning vagina as your avatar?

Hmmm..., I see counseling in your future.

Posted: 10/14/2004 1:20:36 PM EDT

[#6]

Quoted:
And you repay her by using a picture of a burning vagina as your avatar?

Hmmm..., I see counseling in your future.

{comicbookguyfromthesimpsons} It is the Eye of Sauron thank you very much.{/comicbookguyfromthesimpsons}

Posted: 10/14/2004 1:24:02 PM EDT

[#7]

Quoted:

What is she hiding? Is she getting it on with Sgtar15?

I didn't want to say anything but........

SGtar15

Posted: 10/14/2004 1:24:35 PM EDT

[#8]

Quoted:
Quoted:
And you repay her by using a picture of a burning vagina as your avatar?

Hmmm..., I see counseling in your future.

{comicbookguyfromthesimpsons} It is the Eye of Sauron thank you very much.{/comicbookguyfromthesimpsons}

"Worst avatar ever"

Posted: 10/14/2004 1:25:41 PM EDT

[#9]

Quoted:
Quoted:

What is she hiding? Is she getting it on with Sgtar15?

I didn't want to say anything but........

photos.ar15.com/WS_Content/ImageGallery/Attachments/DownloadAttach.asp?sAccountUnq=948&iGalleryUnq=1520&iImageUnq=31057

SGtar15

You never really had a chance. Sarge is Catholic after all.

Posted: 10/14/2004 1:25:51 PM EDT

[#10]

I'm glad this thread didn't turn out to be about some kind of "Strap-On Apparatus".

Posted: 10/14/2004 1:26:11 PM EDT

[#11]

Quoted:
Quoted:
And you repay her by using a picture of a burning vagina as your avatar?

Hmmm..., I see counseling in your future.

{comicbookguyfromthesimpsons} It is the Eye of Sauron thank you very much.{/comicbookguyfromthesimpsons}

[Nelson] Ha ha! [/Nelson]

Posted: 10/14/2004 1:33:31 PM EDT

[#12]

Quoted:
Quoted:

What is she hiding? Is she getting it on with Sgtar15?

I didn't want to say anything but........

photos.ar15.com/WS_Content/ImageGallery/Attachments/DownloadAttach.asp?sAccountUnq=948&iGalleryUnq=1520&iImageUnq=31057

SGtar15

Posted: 10/14/2004 1:45:37 PM EDT

[#13]

Quoted:
My wife (JustAGirl) has been acting funny lately.
Snip, Is she getting it on with Sgtar15?

Nope, not him. But with IwanabW/JustAGirl.

Posted: 10/14/2004 1:48:30 PM EDT

[#14]

Install spyware now. Look of chat logs. edit: OOPS I read the bottom of your post

Posted: 10/14/2004 2:06:23 PM EDT

[#15]

Quoted:
My wife would surprise me if she acted nice or acted like she loved me

Damn dude, you need a hug?

Posted: 10/14/2004 2:08:19 PM EDT

[#16]

Quoted:
Your wife ever do something out of the blue that SHOCKS you?

You mean like cook?..........Naw she never does that.

Posted: 10/14/2004 2:11:33 PM EDT

[#17]

My wife would shock me if we had sex less than three times on average per day.

Posted: 10/14/2004 2:52:48 PM EDT

[#18]

Quoted:
My wife would shock me if we had sex less than three times on average per day.

What if she built you a huge bathroom?

Posted: 10/14/2004 2:55:35 PM EDT

[#19]

she let me nail her in the pooper on a plane once but she won't let me post pics

Posted: 10/14/2004 2:57:43 PM EDT

[#20]

She's a sweetie--have you checked out the Team forum yet?

My wife amazes me every day.

Posted: 10/14/2004 3:10:06 PM EDT

[#21]

Quoted:
Quoted:
And you repay her by using a picture of a burning vagina as your avatar?

Hmmm..., I see counseling in your future.

{comicbookguyfromthesimpsons} It is the Eye of Sauron thank you very much.{/comicbookguyfromthesimpsons}

No it's not.

It's a vagina. I saw one, once.

Posted: 10/14/2004 3:19:35 PM EDT

[#22]

Quoted:
Nah, she's getting it on with Sgtar15?

How do you think she paid for the membership?

Posted: 10/14/2004 3:26:34 PM EDT

[#23]

Quoted:
Quoted:
Quoted:
And you repay her by using a picture of a burning vagina as your avatar?

Hmmm..., I see counseling in your future.

{comicbookguyfromthesimpsons} It is the Eye of Sauron thank you very much.{/comicbookguyfromthesimpsons}

No it's not.

It's a vagina. I saw one, once.

It is not--I think it's a flaming asshole. I'm not positive though, because I only hang out here and I've never actually seen one.

Posted: 10/14/2004 3:44:20 PM EDT

[#24]

Dude!

Now that is a Keeper lady you have there.

Dos she have a sister?

Posted: 10/14/2004 4:36:14 PM EDT

[#25]

Quoted:
Dude!

Now that is a Keeper lady you have there.

Dos she have a sister?

Yup!
Just turned 12!!!

Posted: 10/14/2004 4:39:57 PM EDT

[#26]

Quoted:
Quoted:
Dude!

Now that is a Keeper lady you have there.

Dos she have a sister?

Yup!

Just turned 12!!!

Legal in Chile!

*runs away*

Posted: 10/14/2004 4:43:03 PM EDT

[#27]

LOL

I thought you were gonna say she stuck her finger up your ass or something...

Posted: 10/14/2004 4:48:46 PM EDT

[#28]

Quoted:
Quoted:
Quoted:
And you repay her by using a picture of a burning vagina as your avatar?

Hmmm..., I see counseling in your future.

{comicbookguyfromthesimpsons} It is the Eye of Sauron thank you very much.{/comicbookguyfromthesimpsons}

~~"Worst avatar ever"~~ **Best avatar ever

:P There, I fixed it.
_______________
Temporary Sigline
*DFD*
"Don't tell me to shut up you spotty little bastard, I'm your conscience!" -Rik's Conscience (The Young Ones)