A New Hurricane:

  The National Weather Service has issued a warning for yet
  another catastrophic hurricane following on the heels of
  Charley, Ivan and Jeanne. The path of this hurricane zigs
  and zags, and is therefore highly unpredictable. Experts
  predict that this one will cause the most damage to the
  United States that we have experienced in four years. They
  are naming this one Hurricane Kerry. Be advised, the only
  way for citizens to protect themselves is by hiding behind
  a Bush.

Don't forget to lock everything......