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Posted: 10/11/2004 8:10:26 PM EDT
I am now one with my gun. I shot myself in the leg and it hurt like a mofo, but I had to do it. My gun has now drawn blood from me so now we have this bond. My gun is a HK USP 9mm, it took me forever to save up for it, but it is mine now and it is mine forever in body and soul.

The bullet went right through my leg but did not hit bone or nerve. Just a flesh wound. After I shot myself I drove to the ER to get patched up. The fucking doctor gave me some anti-gun speech and didn't give me any painkillers. He let me lie there on the gurney while he went somewhere else after he determined my wound was not life-threatening. I am so glad I did it. Blood seals a man to his gun. I went home an hour ago from the ER and I am just sitting here with my leg all bandaged up.
Link Posted: 10/11/2004 8:11:09 PM EDT
[#1]
Link Posted: 10/11/2004 8:11:16 PM EDT
[#2]
Did you drink the blood?   1st "kill" and all.  
Link Posted: 10/11/2004 8:11:46 PM EDT
[#3]
?
Link Posted: 10/11/2004 8:11:49 PM EDT
[#4]
Your not really one with your gun until you close your privates in the action.
Link Posted: 10/11/2004 8:12:17 PM EDT
[#5]
You're not one with your gun unless you get shot in the head.
Link Posted: 10/11/2004 8:12:25 PM EDT
[#6]
you sir are a moron
Link Posted: 10/11/2004 8:12:26 PM EDT
[#7]
Link Posted: 10/11/2004 8:12:44 PM EDT
[#8]
Link Posted: 10/11/2004 8:13:40 PM EDT
[#9]
wtf?  
Link Posted: 10/11/2004 8:14:56 PM EDT
[#10]
It wasn't that bad. The bullet went clean through leaving a tunnel I could stick my finger through. It's like a laser, man. Guns are so beautiful.
Link Posted: 10/11/2004 8:15:07 PM EDT
[#11]
Ding, ding! WHo's got the button? PUSH IT ALREADY!!!!!
Link Posted: 10/11/2004 8:15:36 PM EDT
[#12]
this is like the 3rd tonight, first the homeboy and now this joker
Link Posted: 10/11/2004 8:15:39 PM EDT
[#13]
at least the trolls are getting creative!
Link Posted: 10/11/2004 8:16:21 PM EDT
[#14]
Until you chamber your manhood you are not complete
Link Posted: 10/11/2004 8:16:22 PM EDT
[#15]

Quoted:
It wasn't that bad. The bullet went clean through leaving a tunnel I could stick my finger through. It's like a laser, man. Guns are so beautiful.



Aim higher next time!! Good luck, those liberal pea brains are hard to hit.
Link Posted: 10/11/2004 8:16:56 PM EDT
[#16]
I am totally serious. I love guns. I just had to shoot myself - but in a way that would not leave any kind of permanent damage. It's a once-in-a-lifetime deal.
Link Posted: 10/11/2004 8:17:10 PM EDT
[#17]
SARGE? IS THAT YOU????
Link Posted: 10/11/2004 8:17:11 PM EDT
[#18]
I am not sure I feal completly comfortable with you owning a gun. Please never shoot yourself for fun again. It will certanly make anti's think we are completly crazy.
Link Posted: 10/11/2004 8:17:20 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 10/11/2004 8:18:08 PM EDT
[#20]
is SGTAR off his meds again??
Link Posted: 10/11/2004 8:18:12 PM EDT
[#21]

Quoted:
I am totally serious. I love guns. I just had to shoot myself - but in a way that would not leave any kind of permanent damage. It's a once-in-a-lifetime deal.





do you own a 10-22?
Link Posted: 10/11/2004 8:18:21 PM EDT
[#22]
Hey, isn't there a picture somewhere of you becoming "one" with a truck? Are you German, by chance?
Link Posted: 10/11/2004 8:18:24 PM EDT
[#23]
jetman, it was not for fun. It is a spiritual experience.
Link Posted: 10/11/2004 8:18:27 PM EDT
[#24]

Your not really one with your gun until you close your privates in the action.


+1 I would guess that with an M1, M1 thumb would be bad for the magic thumb!
Link Posted: 10/11/2004 8:19:37 PM EDT
[#25]
You are a fucktard that is dumber than a box of rocks, and thats really hard to do.  Have you restarted your medication yet?
Link Posted: 10/11/2004 8:21:06 PM EDT
[#26]
I don't get it why do you think it was a stupid thing to do? i did it on purpose and with the right aim it did no permanent damage. To be shot - wow what an experience.
Link Posted: 10/11/2004 8:21:36 PM EDT
[#27]

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jetman, it was not for fun. It is a spiritual experience.



Full or compact USP? How many rounds does the magazine hold?
Link Posted: 10/11/2004 8:21:47 PM EDT
[#28]

Quoted:

I don't get it why do you think it was a stupid thing to do? i did it on purpose and with the right aim it did no permanent damage. To be shot - wow what an experience.



THere are people doing that in the name of Art - HBO had a special on it.
Link Posted: 10/11/2004 8:22:17 PM EDT
[#29]
... man, sometimes it's as though ARFCOM has become like the US/Mexican border; anyone gets in
Link Posted: 10/11/2004 8:22:40 PM EDT
[#30]
It is a compact. The mag holds ten.
Link Posted: 10/11/2004 8:23:19 PM EDT
[#31]

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... man, sometimes it's as though ARFCOM has become like the US/Mexican border; anyone gets in

exactly what happens when you don't crack down on trolls.
Link Posted: 10/11/2004 8:24:14 PM EDT
[#32]
Don't tell me you never thought about what it would be like to be shot.

I thought about it and did it. It is done.
Link Posted: 10/11/2004 8:24:29 PM EDT
[#33]

Quoted:
It is a compact. The mag holds ten.



Google is your friend.

Now, get your stuff  and tell everyone goodbye.
Link Posted: 10/11/2004 8:24:57 PM EDT
[#34]

Quoted:
... man, sometimes it's as though ARFCOM has become like the US/Mexican border; anyone gets in



But atleast we get rid of them
Link Posted: 10/11/2004 8:25:27 PM EDT
[#35]
I call BS on your story!



GSW's are investigated by the local LEO's...Had you done this "on purpose", the local PD would be called and your ass would be sitting in a 72 hour holding cell on suicide watch....
Link Posted: 10/11/2004 8:25:43 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 10/11/2004 8:26:31 PM EDT
[#37]
Az_Redneck, the police did not haul me in. I told them it was a negligent discharge and they left it at that.
Link Posted: 10/11/2004 8:27:54 PM EDT
[#38]
I thought you people would understand - I had to do it once. Just once. To see the effect of bullet on flesh.
Link Posted: 10/11/2004 8:33:40 PM EDT
[#39]
I've ben shot AT...it was good enough for me.
I still call tho.
Link Posted: 10/11/2004 8:33:49 PM EDT
[#40]

Quoted:
Did you drink the blood?   1st "kill" and all.  



I thought you're suppose to cut out the liver and eat it raw right there at the kill.
Link Posted: 10/11/2004 8:34:39 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 10/11/2004 8:35:41 PM EDT
[#42]
Well at least you didn't shoot your nuts.  
Link Posted: 10/11/2004 8:36:27 PM EDT
[#43]

Quoted:
Well at least you didn't shoot your nuts.  hr



Now why would I want to do that?
Link Posted: 10/11/2004 8:36:27 PM EDT
[#44]

Quoted:
I thought you people would understand - I had to do it once. Just once. To see the effect of bullet on flesh.



But it's SOOO much more amazing the second time.

Really!  It takes the experience to a much higher level... transcendental!


You should consider that!
Link Posted: 10/11/2004 8:37:48 PM EDT
[#45]

Quoted:
it was a negligent discharge  .



Did you read that off your birth certificate ?  
Link Posted: 10/11/2004 8:38:46 PM EDT
[#46]

Quoted:

Quoted:
I thought you people would understand - I had to do it once. Just once. To see the effect of bullet on flesh.



But it's SOOO much more amazing the second time.

Really!  It takes the experience to a much higher level... transcendental!


You should consider that!


Link Posted: 10/11/2004 8:38:52 PM EDT
[#47]

Quoted:

Quoted:
it was a negligent discharge  .



Did you read that off your birth certificate ?  




Man you guys are rough. I'm a nice guy really.
Link Posted: 10/11/2004 8:39:02 PM EDT
[#48]

Quoted:
SARGE? IS THAT YOU????




 PLEASE!!!


Sgatr15
Link Posted: 10/11/2004 8:39:20 PM EDT
[#49]

Quoted:

Quoted:

Quoted:
it was a negligent discharge  .



Did you read that off your birth certificate ?  




Man you guys are rough.  

get used to it
Link Posted: 10/11/2004 8:40:07 PM EDT
[#50]

Quoted:

Quoted:
... man, sometimes it's as though ARFCOM has become like the US/Mexican border; anyone gets in

exactly what happens when you don't crack down on trolls.




Now now...this post does NOT violate any CoC....remember that.

SGatr15
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