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Posted: 10/10/2004 8:12:54 AM EDT
If so, what mags / books to you keep in the john?

I catch up on my NRA rags.

Link Posted: 10/10/2004 8:13:45 AM EDT
[#1]
Yes.

I read what ever is handy.  Even the back of the shampoo bottle.
Link Posted: 10/10/2004 8:14:13 AM EDT
[#2]
No, but i do come up with my greatest Ideas there...
Link Posted: 10/10/2004 8:15:35 AM EDT
[#3]
yup... surf the internet too...
Link Posted: 10/10/2004 8:19:11 AM EDT
[#4]
SGN
Link Posted: 10/10/2004 8:20:15 AM EDT
[#5]
No, I out of there in a 60 seconds. Sit, do the paper work,flush,wash hands then go.
Link Posted: 10/10/2004 8:21:19 AM EDT
[#6]

Quoted:
yup... surf the internet too...



+1 some times.
Link Posted: 10/10/2004 8:21:47 AM EDT
[#7]

Quoted:
Yes.

I read what ever is handy.  Even the back of the shampoo bottle.



Sometimes my legs even go to sleep I read so much, drives my wife nuts
Link Posted: 10/10/2004 8:23:11 AM EDT
[#8]

Quoted:
Yes.

I read what ever is handy.  Even the back of the shampoo bottle.



+1

I've even decoded the "secret message" in the inside of the toilet paper tube!

The  _ _ _  _ _ _ _ _   _ _ _ _  _ _ _ _!

Repeat.

The _ _ _ ...
Link Posted: 10/10/2004 8:23:21 AM EDT
[#9]
The newspaper, gun magazines, catalogs.
Link Posted: 10/10/2004 8:24:15 AM EDT
[#10]
Hell yeah! It's the college of "SHIT U"!
Link Posted: 10/10/2004 8:26:01 AM EDT
[#11]
Yea.
Or I play my NeoGeo Pocket (it's like A gameboy but minus the suck).
Link Posted: 10/10/2004 8:27:40 AM EDT
[#12]
Oh ya, have to have something to read.

Keep a good supply too. Stuff, Maxim, Playboy, and SGN.
Link Posted: 10/10/2004 8:28:04 AM EDT
[#13]
Gun Tests
Link Posted: 10/10/2004 8:37:17 AM EDT
[#14]
of course...who doesn't ?
Link Posted: 10/10/2004 8:43:37 AM EDT
[#15]

Quoted:
of course...who doesn't ?




I don't
Link Posted: 10/10/2004 8:44:51 AM EDT
[#16]
I surf with the laptop and use the cooling fan to blow the funk from around me.
Link Posted: 10/10/2004 8:50:30 AM EDT
[#17]

Quoted:
I surf with the laptop and use the cooling fan to blow the funk from around me.



Link Posted: 10/10/2004 8:52:20 AM EDT
[#18]
good reading time...

SWAT
Men's Health
Link Posted: 10/10/2004 8:52:59 AM EDT
[#19]
First remind me to never borrow any magazines you have previewed...

I have been waiting for someone to say..."No, but I crap in my reading chair."

MT
Link Posted: 10/10/2004 8:53:37 AM EDT
[#20]

Sometimes my legs even go to sleep I read so much, drives my wife nuts


Same here.
Link Posted: 10/10/2004 9:00:47 AM EDT
[#21]

Quoted:
Yes.

I read what ever is handy.  Even the back of the shampoo bottle.



And my wife makes fun of me for doing that same thing.
Link Posted: 10/10/2004 7:59:34 PM EDT
[#22]
Laptop computer and wireless networking.  Nuff said.
Link Posted: 10/10/2004 8:02:03 PM EDT
[#23]
Currently, American Soldier by General Tommy Franks.
Link Posted: 10/10/2004 8:05:46 PM EDT
[#24]
I used to, but not anymore. I try to minimize bathroom time. That's not to say I rush, but I don't stem the flow either.

Bedtime is readin' time now.
Link Posted: 10/10/2004 8:10:59 PM EDT
[#25]
No I get in there and out.
Link Posted: 10/10/2004 8:12:17 PM EDT
[#26]
Maxim, Stuff, FHM, Hot Rod, Muscle Mustangs & Fast Fords are the staples of bathroom time.
I have assorted catalogs in there when I'm done with the 'regulars'
Link Posted: 10/10/2004 8:15:54 PM EDT
[#27]
No, I'm not there long enough.
Link Posted: 10/10/2004 8:19:37 PM EDT
[#28]
I used to, then my Dad told me his proctologist said that extended time on the potty could cause hemerroids.  Speeds you up.
Link Posted: 10/10/2004 8:24:40 PM EDT
[#29]

Nope.

Get in, do the business, get out.

Link Posted: 10/10/2004 8:26:32 PM EDT
[#30]
Hell yes .....

Taking a dump while doing a little light reading is one of the
simple pleasures in life . It's a downright joy if no one is
rushing you or asking inane questions , like your suddenly
the answer man sitting on the throne of knowledge
Link Posted: 10/10/2004 8:38:43 PM EDT
[#31]
I thought reading the articles in Playboy was just an excuse...

CW
Link Posted: 10/10/2004 8:53:34 PM EDT
[#32]
No, just sit in deep thought.
Link Posted: 10/10/2004 8:57:00 PM EDT
[#33]
My time in the Crapper = Tablet PC + Wireless Internet + Page3.com
Link Posted: 10/10/2004 9:17:05 PM EDT
[#34]
Yes.  Mostly the newspaper.  I keep some hunting mags and a couple of McManus books next to the shitter at home.

At work, I've been known to spend a good 30 minutes on the shitter reading the entire newspaper.
Link Posted: 10/10/2004 10:07:55 PM EDT
[#35]
All the time. I read anything gun related. I also read all the catalogs I get. It is great fun. take care.
Link Posted: 10/10/2004 10:14:58 PM EDT
[#36]
Hell yes, mostly gun magazines.
Link Posted: 10/10/2004 10:17:40 PM EDT
[#37]
American Rifleman, Playboy Catalog, and Victoria's Secret Catalog....

All dreams of a better life for my wife and I!
Link Posted: 10/10/2004 10:19:45 PM EDT
[#38]
Currently, the book residing in there is "The art of warfare on Land" by somebody.

I read alot in the toilet.
Link Posted: 10/10/2004 10:23:10 PM EDT
[#39]
Whatever's in  that magazine basket next to the potty.  Also, I'm getting the TP ready for the big wipe.  I usually wipe 5 times with each new tissue.
Link Posted: 10/10/2004 10:24:50 PM EDT
[#40]
yep good for catching up on my reading for classes.
Link Posted: 10/10/2004 11:04:00 PM EDT
[#41]
Used to, now I'm in and out asap.
Link Posted: 10/11/2004 5:34:58 AM EDT
[#42]
Not this shit again.

AB
Link Posted: 10/11/2004 6:58:21 AM EDT
[#43]
Yuppers, my wife calls it the library....and she hates it when i do it....in fact, everything i do pisses her off, so WTF?

I usually stash a  book in the linen closet.....
Link Posted: 10/11/2004 10:11:04 AM EDT
[#44]
Once you have kids, the bathroom is your only remaining sanctuary where you can really sit and read or think or jack off or whatever in peace.

LL
Link Posted: 10/11/2004 10:12:35 AM EDT
[#45]
hell yeah i read while on the john. I have everything from penthouse to aopa private pilot
Link Posted: 10/11/2004 10:15:28 AM EDT
[#46]
I read a good deal of Heart of Darkness on the can.
Link Posted: 10/11/2004 10:16:06 AM EDT
[#47]
Of course.  It's a classic male behavior.
Link Posted: 10/11/2004 10:20:29 AM EDT
[#48]
I keep the current issue of shotgun news in there. This post reminds me of the seinfeld episode where George takes the book in the bathroom and it gets tagged.
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