I was eating dinner the other night when someone knocks on the door. We had the windows open, so they could hear us. My wife told them we were eating dinner, so the guy apologizes for bothering us then goes on to tell us he represents Moveon.org and wants to talk to us. Hearing that, I go ape-shit. "Moveon?" "Why, you G-Ded Communist, you get the hell out of here!"  "But..but..we're not really communists." At this point I start marching foward the window he's looking through. "You Fing Communist, you get the hell out of here right now!" The look on his face was priceless! A mix of fear and confusion.

I thought he would walk on to the next house, but he got in his car and took off, taking a wrong turn down the other cul de sac. I was going to stand outside and yell at him if he stopped anywhere close, but he wisely left the neighborhood.

God, that felt good!

You can't reason with those morons, so don't waste your time. Tar and feather them and be done!

Car...4cylander,at least 10 years old, probably an import, has a few bumper stickers and has something hanging from the mirror, light color...maybe a blue or white.


Sgatr15

In retrospect, perhaps I should have apologized fro calling him a communist. But, "G-D Fabianist" just doesn't have the same impact.

Quoted: In retrospect, perhaps I should have apologized fro calling him a communist. But, "G-D Fabianist" just doesn't have the same impact.

No, no,  I think you did right.  You countered his wacked out opinion with your strong conservative opinion.  They need to realize that were not going to roll over for them. Good job.  I'd have done the same thing, or close to it.

Quoted: In retrospect, perhaps I should have apologized fro calling him a communist. But, "G-D Fabianist" just doesn't have the same impact.

You installed fear into him...that's a GOOD thing.

Other acceptable names:

Faggot

Pinko tree hugger

Butt pirate.

Greek boy want-a-be

Pagan

Sgatr15

I always want to get out the shotgun and rack it once or twice but my wife gets pissed. I would'nt show it , just rack it behind the partially open door.

Quoted: I always want to get out the shotgun and rack it once or twice but my wife gets pissed. I would'nt show it , just rack it behind the partially open door.

I've come close...did it to my friend once..........


SGtar15

Downtown Seattle Wednesday Morning. Just won my speeding ticket (well, the lawyer did) was feeling good walking back to my car.

Got to the corner, two chicks, "Excuse me Sir, woudl you like to help remove George Bush from office"?

Right there literally were cop parking spaces, and a motorcycle cop was gettign ready to ride, right behind them. Ok, think discrete.

I answered, "Now why in the hell would I want to do something that stupid", and it was on.

Since they were willing to deal a sweet smile (read sell sex to get ya) I figured the race card was in order.

"Now why would a Black man, vote for the party of Robert the klansman Byrd, George Wallace & Bull Conner? Why would I... And I look over their shoulder and the cop is starting to laugh, almost busting a gut. I was inspired, as she says, I dont want to debate this with you, I reply, Oh no, you stopped me to ask me this stupid shit, and now you dont like it cuz I wont agree a french pussy is in the best interest of America....

I ranted for 5 minutes, and like a true pro, she sucked it up.

I will bet she quit that day...poor young dumb liberal. She was not prepared for that. And her girl abandoned her quick.



Give these liberals hell. They deserve it.

Quoted: Quoted: In retrospect, perhaps I should have apologized fro calling him a communist. But, "G-D Fabianist" just doesn't have the same impact. You installed fear into him...that's a GOOD thing. Other acceptable names: Faggot Pinko tree hugger Butt pirate. Greek boy want-a-be Pagan Sgatr15

Calling him a pinko or a commie is one thing, but do we really need to go down the road of calling him a Sgtar15?

Quoted: Car...4cylander,at least 10 years old, probably an import, has a few bumper stickers and has something hanging from the mirror, light color...maybe a blue or white. Sgatr15

You forgot, missing at least two hubcaps too!

Quoted: I think you should have hit them both and THEN given them "The Speech"! CJ

One thing I found out very early on: Liberal girls are EASY!

PTITP and give them "The Speech"!

Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: In retrospect, perhaps I should have apologized fro calling him a communist. But, "G-D Fabianist" just doesn't have the same impact. You installed fear into him...that's a GOOD thing. Other acceptable names: Faggot Pinko tree hugger Butt pirate. Greek boy want-a-be Pagan Sgatr15 Calling him a pinko or a commie is one thing, but do we really need to go down the road of calling him a Sgtar15?

Quoted: Calling him a pinko or a commie is one thing, but do we really need to go down the road of calling him a Sgtar15?

That's cold man....cold...

SGtar15

I like the racking the shotgun behind the door idea. Maybe yell "Pull!!!" at the same time, and look for a new sprint record....



Larry

Quoted: I was eating dinner the other night when someone knocks on the door. We had the windows open, so they could hear us. My wife told them we were eating dinner, so the guy apologizes for bothering us then goes on to tell us he represents Moveon.org and wants to talk to us. Hearing that, I go ape-shit. "Moveon?" "Why, you G-Ded Communist, you get the hell out of here!"  "But..but..we're not really communists." At this point I start marching foward the window he's looking through. "You Fing Communist, you get the hell out of here right now!" The look on his face was priceless! A mix of fear and confusion. I thought he would walk on to the next house, but he got in his car and took off, taking a wrong turn down the other cul de sac. I was going to stand outside and yell at him if he stopped anywhere close, but he wisely left the neighborhood. God, that felt good! You can't reason with those morons, so don't waste your time. Tar and feather them and be done!

Has that patriotic and time honored tradition been outlawed? If not, why not do the real thing?

CW

Quoted: Since they were willing to deal a sweet smile (read sell sex to get ya) I figured the race card was in order. Give these liberals hell. They deserve it.

HaHaHa! Now THAT'S fighting fire with fire!



Git sum, Cav!

You guys have all the fun.....

I'm just waiting for my turn...

Quoted: I like the racking the shotgun behind the door idea. Maybe yell "Pull!!!" at the same time, and look for a new sprint record.... Larry

DAAAAAAAAAAAAAMN, Cavvet - NICE GOING!

They probably ASSUMED that since you were black, that you were a liberal Demo that was on the government dole, being oppressed as you all are by "The Man."

Wow - I bet the looks on their faces was priceless.

Hey, if you EVER get pulled over by a Sherrif in King County, tell them you know my brother (I'll IM you the name if you want) and his wife, both deputies there, and perhaps it will help you get out of a ticket

Quoted: Hey, if you EVER get pulled over by a Sherrif in King County, tell them you know my brother (I'll IM you the name if you want) and his wife, both deputies there, and perhaps it will help you get out of a ticket

 While that would normally be a good thing, its a little different here. The Sheriff's are the coolest ones out of the group. The one time I got pulled over by them, he let me go, he "liked my arfcom license plate bracket"

Quoted: Downtown Seattle Wednesday Morning. Just won my speeding ticket (well, the lawyer did) was feeling good walking back to my car. Got to the corner, two chicks, "Excuse me Sir, woudl you like to help remove George Bush from office"? Right there literally were cop parking spaces, and a motorcycle cop was gettign ready to ride, right behind them. Ok, think discrete. I answered, "Now why in the hell would I want to do something that stupid", and it was on. Since they were willing to deal a sweet smile (read sell sex to get ya) I figured the race card was in order. "Now why would a Black man, vote for the party of Robert the klansman Byrd, George Wallace & Bull Conner? Why would I... And I look over their shoulder and the cop is starting to laugh, almost busting a gut. I was inspired, as she says, I dont want to debate this with you, I reply, Oh no, you stopped me to ask me this stupid shit, and now you dont like it cuz I wont agree a french pussy is in the best interest of America.... I ranted for 5 minutes, and like a true pro, she sucked it up. I will bet she quit that day...poor young dumb liberal. She was not prepared for that. And her girl abandoned her quick. Give these liberals hell. They deserve it.

You know, I'd like you if it weren't for the fact I can't stand you.

Quoted: "Now why would a Black man, vote for the party of Robert the klansman Byrd, George Wallace & Bull Conner? Why would I...

I like that line.

That could be a campaign ad.

My brother is pretty cool with people, as is his wife.  Of course, he is NOT being nice to speeders right now where he's patrolling . . . . IN IRAQ!  He tends to shoot first, shoot later, keep on shooting, and then calling in air support.