Named... Dr. Rice!

Steals our tax plan, claims he is pro-second amendment, he is for the war... against the war...

I know Bill Clinton was famous for trying to co-opt Republican positions and make them his, but come on...  a black woman named Dr. Rice for your National Security Advisor?  Show a little originality.

Dr. Susan Rice... I know Dr. Condi Rice... Dr. Condi Rice is a friend of mine... Dr. Condi Rice works for me... Dr. Susan Rice... you're no Condi Rice!

Yeah, but judging by Kerry's performance tonight, she clearly is no Condi!

Quoted: Hey, aren't you up on the latest Democrat positions? Condi isn't really black because she isn't a raving moonbat liberal. You silly people think that having black skin makes you black. Don't you know that advocating socialism is what actually makes you black?

Shit mace... thanks for clearing that up!  I knew there was a missing piece to the puzzle...