you know i just love going to the grocery store after all its always fun to watch the whales.
Here is quick overview of what i see
well pull in usually park halfway out in the lot cause the front is full ooo look handicap parking isnt that nice a 600pnd whale getting out of the car (if your 100 pnds overweight you can get a handicap sticker)
you think they would park in the back so they might trim their tank ass down some but no to much work
dont want to be out of breath after ten steps.
Than once in the store i watch the 600 pnd whale again getting into one of those motorized shopping carts wtf to lazy to even walk around to shop its funny because you just know these whales are over the weight limit but walking around is much work and they might actually shave a few tons.
Now shopping well first they put in the oreos a coupls dozen pies, little debbies, slim fast, 20 bags of chips, 8 pnds of bacon, 20 pnds of sugar, and a diet soda (after all the need to watch their weight)
Than all of a sudden the announcer comes over the PA "we are having a buy one get one free sale on boxes of little debbies" and the rush is on the whale proceeds to run for the snack food section were it proceeds to buy 30 more boxes of lil debbies.
While in the check out line the man rings up the food and he sees the slim fast gives a funny look to the whale and the whale proceeds to say I am trying to watch my weight.
Dont you just love watching whales shop and the funny things they do. And dont forget the 80yr old grandma who has dyes her hair neon yellow