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Posted: 10/5/2004 9:33:58 PM EDT
We were looking up peoples crimes at work today, and they had the sex offender registry.

The first person listed was for crimes againt nature.

What the hell is that, and do I really want to know
Link Posted: 10/5/2004 9:36:28 PM EDT
[#1]
Let's just put it this way.

When the cops caught me humping the tree at the park....that's what they wrote down.


SGatr15
Link Posted: 10/5/2004 9:38:41 PM EDT
[#2]

Quoted:
Let's just put it this way.

When the cops caught me humping the tree at the park....that's what they wrote down.


SGatr15



Did you manage to get out of it?

Link Posted: 10/5/2004 9:38:44 PM EDT
[#3]

Quoted:
We were looking up peoples crimes at work today, and they had the sex offender registry.

The first person listed was for crimes againt nature.

What the hell is that, and do I really want to know



bangin' the livestock no doubt.  
Link Posted: 10/5/2004 9:40:17 PM EDT
[#4]

Quoted:

Quoted:
Let's just put it this way.

When the cops caught me humping the tree at the park....that's what they wrote down.


SGatr15



Did you manage to get out of it?




Yeah, but they had to saw the limb off.
Link Posted: 10/5/2004 9:40:55 PM EDT
[#5]
Velcro gloves and knee pads I'm sure.
Link Posted: 10/5/2004 9:41:04 PM EDT
[#6]

Quoted:

Quoted:
Let's just put it this way.

When the cops caught me humping the tree at the park....that's what they wrote down.


SGatr15



Did you manage to get out of it?





I wood have...butt....they had a splinter of evidence against me.

Sgtar15
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