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Posted: 10/5/2004 7:33:28 AM EDT
About half an hour ago I saw my wife in the kitchen making a sandwich. I resumed to surfing ARFCOM waiting for the sandwich to arrive since I was hungry, which I assumed was why she was making the sandwich.
After all, why else would she be in the kitchen? So I waited....and waited. I waited over 1/2 hour and no F'ing sandwich! WTF?? So I got up <sigh> and went into the kitchen to see wtf was up. Nothing...the sandwich was GONE!!! Look..........  What do you think I should do? I think she might be making sandwiches for another man.....  Sgt(stillhungry)ar15 |
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Posted: 10/5/2004 7:34:05 AM EDT
[#1]
I think you need to get a f'ing job. 
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Posted: 10/5/2004 7:34:55 AM EDT
[#2]
Lower your intake of narcotics. |
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Posted: 10/5/2004 7:35:27 AM EDT
[#3]
Atleast you didn't shart yourself.
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Posted: 10/5/2004 7:35:37 AM EDT
[#4]
+1 |
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Posted: 10/5/2004 7:35:48 AM EDT
[#5]
I think you should get up and make your own sandwich... she probably ate the one she made. She get shungry too after all, taking care of you has to be a full time job in itself!
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Posted: 10/5/2004 7:38:21 AM EDT
[#6]
If that's her picture on the wall behind you, then I'd say the chances are good that somebody is trying to hook up with her.
BTW, get...get, get a job. 
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Posted: 10/5/2004 7:40:13 AM EDT
[#7]
I think the Sarge is independently wealthy and thus does not need a job 
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Posted: 10/5/2004 7:40:43 AM EDT
[#8]
Get a fridge and microwave for your den. Then all she has to do is the dishes.
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Posted: 10/5/2004 7:42:04 AM EDT
[#9]
You mean she is eating MY FOOD?????!!!??? With out asking?? Sgtar15 |
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Posted: 10/5/2004 7:42:30 AM EDT
[#10]
Samiches are always tastier when someone else makes them for you.
....but I guess you wouldn't know.  
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Posted: 10/5/2004 7:42:55 AM EDT
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Posted: 10/5/2004 7:45:23 AM EDT
[#12]
Bwahahahahahah. Funny stuff man! Come on over . I'll make you a sandwich. And no I'm not gay ( but my boyfriend is
.) Take care.
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Posted: 10/5/2004 7:51:31 AM EDT
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Posted: 10/5/2004 7:52:20 AM EDT
[#14]
a situation like this calls for suicide.
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Posted: 10/5/2004 7:52:59 AM EDT
[#15]
You first... Sgtar15 |
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Posted: 10/5/2004 7:53:10 AM EDT
[#16]
Sarge...ya better come over HERE for a sammich....A: we here in Arizona are much closer than Tennessee....and, B: we are infinitely less harmful to your psychological well being.....I should know...I had a girlfriend from Tennessee....she shagged like a minx but she almost drove me insane!!!!
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Posted: 10/5/2004 7:53:28 AM EDT
[#17]
+1 |
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Posted: 10/5/2004 7:56:06 AM EDT
[#18]
 then tell her to make me a sandwich
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Posted: 10/5/2004 7:57:06 AM EDT
[#19]
You are a sad, strange little man...
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Posted: 10/5/2004 9:15:24 AM EDT
[#20]
You should be lucky shes ONLY making sandwiches for other men...
 I'd go apologize for your very exisitence, that always seems to work. |
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Posted: 10/5/2004 9:21:56 AM EDT
[#21]
That was a damn good sandwich. Er, I mean, wow Sarge, what a mystery...
Where did all these damn breadcrumbs come from? |
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Posted: 10/5/2004 9:22:43 AM EDT
[#22]
Agreed. |
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Posted: 10/5/2004 9:24:53 AM EDT
[#23]
As long as she serves you pie, who cares about the sandwiches?
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Posted: 10/5/2004 9:25:09 AM EDT
[#24]
back the pain meds down a notch sarge. your just gonna have to learn to live with the pain.
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Posted: 10/5/2004 9:25:31 AM EDT
[#25]
Take your meds.
Now. CMOS |
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Posted: 10/5/2004 9:29:58 AM EDT
[#26]
You play with dolls, you live in the basement playing on the computer and you probably oughta get a job and learn to put the damned lid down.
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Posted: 10/5/2004 9:32:40 AM EDT
[#27]
Sgtar F'n with you guys again
but I do say you have issues, only girly men play with dolls
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Posted: 10/5/2004 9:33:51 AM EDT
[#28]
Good for her!!!
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Posted: 10/5/2004 9:36:09 AM EDT
[#29]
Eatin' another man's sandwich... Now that's low.
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Posted: 10/5/2004 9:59:15 AM EDT
[#30]
Didi she service PIE as well?
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Posted: 10/5/2004 4:07:28 PM EDT
[#31]
Uhh, did someone say SAMICH
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Posted: 10/5/2004 4:10:46 PM EDT
[#32]
Pooper... Pics... Post... |
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Posted: 10/5/2004 4:11:55 PM EDT
[#33]
... Invest in some blow-up dolls |
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Posted: 10/5/2004 4:40:34 PM EDT
[#34]
I think you should make yer own damn sammich. I'm tired of having to serve your every whim, just so you can go and play with those damn dolls! You don't even let me use your shop tools or shoot your guns! And calling me your "wife" is beyond the pale! I think we all know who wears the pants in OUR relationship!
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Posted: 10/5/2004 4:44:31 PM EDT
[#35]
Get a life? |
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Posted: 10/5/2004 4:55:53 PM EDT
[#36]
This should be good. |
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Posted: 10/5/2004 4:57:45 PM EDT
[#37]
Is she gaining weight?
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Posted: 10/5/2004 5:03:51 PM EDT
[#38]
Get a JOB
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Posted: 10/5/2004 5:06:51 PM EDT
[#39]
I was under the impression that this was the case too. |
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Posted: 10/5/2004 5:23:45 PM EDT
[#40]
If thats your sweetie in the picture behind you (or the fucking doll). You need to be eating more furrburgers and leave the damn sandwiches alone!!!!! |
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Posted: 10/5/2004 5:30:11 PM EDT
[#41]
If she eventually does bring you a sandwich, inspect the mayonaise well before you eat it, if you suspect she is cheating on you that is.
Just a suggestion. |
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Posted: 10/5/2004 5:35:03 PM EDT
[#42]
maybe the sandwich didnt meet her quality levels so she had to dispose of it, so she didnt offend you with an inferior sandwich...............and she got taken by aliens while she was throwing it away.....
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Posted: 10/5/2004 5:41:31 PM EDT
[#43]
I think you need the team (action figures) to do a little RECON and then debrief us on the findings.
MT No...serious we are waiting.... |
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Posted: 10/5/2004 5:45:30 PM EDT
[#44]
Hey, that can't be a real picture of sgtar, there are no
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Posted: 10/5/2004 6:08:10 PM EDT
[#45]
MRE's were made for times like these..
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Posted: 10/5/2004 6:17:50 PM EDT
[#46]
Where are her manners???
 Making sammiches is a woman's duty to her man! Tell her to get her butt back in the kitchen and make you a sammich dammit!!!  After all...putting the poison in your drink would be sooooooo passe
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Posted: 10/5/2004 6:21:18 PM EDT
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Posted: 10/5/2004 6:36:27 PM EDT
[#48]
I ate that sandwich. And then I had pie.
 But I hate cheatin' women so I won't hang around her for much longer. 
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Posted: 10/5/2004 7:55:15 PM EDT
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Posted: 10/5/2004 8:53:02 PM EDT
[#50]
I confronted her this evening....  SGtar15 |
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