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Posted: 10/5/2004 3:08:17 AM EDT
 
Link Posted: 10/5/2004 3:09:06 AM EDT
[#1]
I dont know, but I let one at work yesterday and someone was complaining.  I told them it wasnt even a real bad one.
Link Posted: 10/5/2004 3:10:18 AM EDT
[#2]
If you watched Nickleodeon you would have the answer.
Link Posted: 10/5/2004 3:13:07 AM EDT
[#3]
methane
Link Posted: 10/5/2004 3:16:36 AM EDT
[#4]

Quoted:
methane



Then why do some smell worse than others?

Link Posted: 10/5/2004 3:19:18 AM EDT
[#5]
The amount of sulphur in your diet determines odor, foods like eggs, and meat are higher in sulphur, hence more stink per psi.
Link Posted: 10/5/2004 3:19:26 AM EDT
[#6]
Methane is colorless and odorless. It is the rest of the nasties that are along with it that smell. Google is your friend. More than you ever want to know about flatulence. Also, Skatole is an offender.  

wganz

Link Posted: 10/5/2004 3:21:06 AM EDT
[#7]
You're basically expelling microscopic bits of shit into the air when you fart.
Link Posted: 10/5/2004 3:24:25 AM EDT
[#8]
It is the smell of garbage decomposing in your intestines...
Link Posted: 10/5/2004 3:28:47 AM EDT
[#9]
So deaf people can enjoy them too.
Link Posted: 10/5/2004 3:29:11 AM EDT
[#10]
Thanks!  
Link Posted: 10/5/2004 3:51:43 AM EDT
[#11]
doody
Link Posted: 10/5/2004 3:53:34 AM EDT
[#12]
you expected perfume??
Link Posted: 10/5/2004 3:57:27 AM EDT
[#13]
Link Posted: 10/5/2004 3:58:23 AM EDT
[#14]

Quoted:
So deaf people can enjoy them too.



+1

Link Posted: 10/5/2004 4:02:14 AM EDT
[#15]
You have no life, do you?
Link Posted: 10/5/2004 4:11:08 AM EDT
[#16]
It's God's little way of telling you NOONES perfect...
Link Posted: 10/5/2004 4:11:48 AM EDT
[#17]
Methane is the gas that comes from organic materials decomposing. If you go to an old dump they have the vent pipes sticking out of the ground, it will smell like methane. Methange is highly flammable so they vent it out of the ground to keep it from building up and exploding. Research the word S*** and learn more.
Link Posted: 10/5/2004 4:39:22 AM EDT
[#18]
Something smells funny in this thread!  
Link Posted: 10/5/2004 4:44:07 AM EDT
[#19]
Link Posted: 10/5/2004 4:44:54 AM EDT
[#20]
Link Posted: 10/5/2004 4:47:43 AM EDT
[#21]

Quoted:
You have no life, do you?



100% accurate.
Link Posted: 10/5/2004 4:49:54 AM EDT
[#22]
When someone farts, I tell them:  

"Your voice changed, but your breath smells the same."
Link Posted: 10/5/2004 4:51:47 AM EDT
[#23]

So deaf and blind people can enjoy them too.


I corrected it for you.
Link Posted: 10/5/2004 4:51:50 AM EDT
[#24]
Because they're a product of your ASS.
Link Posted: 10/5/2004 4:56:59 AM EDT
[#25]
hardcase - blind people CAN HEAR.

I corrected you.
Link Posted: 10/5/2004 6:20:08 AM EDT
[#26]

Quoted:
When someone farts, I tell them:  

"Your voice changed, but your breath smells the same."



i usually say                SPEAK TO ME OLE TOOTHLESS ONE
Link Posted: 10/5/2004 7:35:32 AM EDT
[#27]

Quoted:
Methane is the gas that comes from organic materials decomposing. If you go to an old dump they have the vent pipes sticking out of the ground, it will smell like methane. Methange is highly flammable so they vent it out of the ground to keep it from building up and exploding. Research the word S*** and learn more.



Newer dumps vent the gas into a powerplant just like beyond thunderdome.
Link Posted: 10/5/2004 7:39:50 AM EDT
[#28]
nevermind
Link Posted: 10/5/2004 7:41:38 AM EDT
[#29]

Quoted:
So deaf people can enjoy them too.



OMG
Link Posted: 10/5/2004 7:42:50 AM EDT
[#30]

Quoted:
Because they're a product of your ASS.



+1
Link Posted: 10/5/2004 7:51:00 AM EDT
[#31]
Its ass air though a shit filter.
Link Posted: 10/5/2004 7:53:42 AM EDT
[#32]
If a bear farts in the woods, and nobody is around to hear it, does it stink?

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