AIRPLANE!!!!!!!!!!!

[ARCHIVED THREAD] - AIRPLANE!!!!!!!!!!! (Page 1 of 2)

Posted: 10/3/2004 5:44:34 PM EDT

the best movie ever made is on spike TV in less than 15 minutes

just thought i should let yall know...................carry on

Posted: 10/3/2004 5:46:30 PM EDT

[#1]

Over, Unger.

Posted: 10/3/2004 5:46:48 PM EDT

[#2]

Surely you're joking...

Posted: 10/3/2004 5:48:02 PM EDT

[#3]

Get me a vector, victor.

Posted: 10/3/2004 5:48:48 PM EDT

[#4]

Stop calling me Shirley...

CMOS

Posted: 10/3/2004 5:48:51 PM EDT

[#5]

I'd never joke about that, and don't call me Shirely.

Posted: 10/3/2004 5:49:20 PM EDT

[#6]

Good luck. We're all counting on you....

Posted: 10/3/2004 5:49:39 PM EDT

[#7]

Looks like I picked the wrong day to stop sniffing glue!

Posted: 10/3/2004 5:50:30 PM EDT

[#8]

give me a screwdriver

Posted: 10/3/2004 5:50:58 PM EDT

[#9]

Excuse me, but I speak jive!

Posted: 10/3/2004 5:51:12 PM EDT

[#10]

I speak jive....

Posted: 10/3/2004 5:55:56 PM EDT

[#11]

Airplane?? I thought Strange Brew was the best movie of all time??

FMO

Posted: 10/3/2004 5:56:13 PM EDT

[#12]

his "drinking problem"

Posted: 10/3/2004 5:59:07 PM EDT

[#13]

Over Macho Grande?

Posted: 10/3/2004 6:04:37 PM EDT

[#14]

What time? They're playing VACATION right now....

Posted: 10/3/2004 6:06:18 PM EDT

[#15]

Auntie Em, Auntie Em!!! It's a twister, It's a twister!!!

Posted: 10/3/2004 6:09:48 PM EDT

[#16]

It is on at 11PM EST.

Posted: 10/3/2004 6:09:51 PM EDT

[#17]

Quoted:
Over Macho Grande?

i'll NEVER be over macho grande!!!!!

Posted: 10/3/2004 6:11:08 PM EDT

[#18]

" Joey....do you like movies about gladiators? "

Posted: 10/3/2004 6:11:10 PM EDT

[#19]

Quoted:
What time? They're playing VACATION right now....

either the TV guide was wrong or i read it wrong, my wife now says its on at 10 central...................

and damned if "the longest yard" isn't on at the same time.......................no contest over the better movie but i have airplane on VHS so its gonna be a hell of a decision

Posted: 10/3/2004 6:12:19 PM EDT

[#20]

Captain Oveur : You ever been in a cockpit before?
Joey : No sir, I've never been up in a plane before.
Captain Oveur : You ever seen a grown man naked?
Captain Oveur : Joey, have you ever been to a Turkish prison?

Posted: 10/3/2004 6:12:22 PM EDT

[#21]

Quoted:
It is on at 11PM EST.

Yeah. I just tuned in to see one
of my other favorite movies:
European Vacation...

Posted: 10/3/2004 6:17:20 PM EDT

[#22]

....every one take a picture.

Posted: 10/3/2004 6:17:26 PM EDT

[#23]

"What can you make of this?"

"Well, I can make a hat, or a broach, or a pteradactyl...."

Posted: 10/3/2004 6:18:34 PM EDT

[#24]

auto pilot.

Posted: 10/3/2004 6:32:29 PM EDT

[#25]

Quoted:
auto pilot.

oh no, the auto pilot is deflating!!!!!!!!!

theres an inflation tube directly under the beltline............................................

Posted: 10/3/2004 6:38:27 PM EDT

[#26]

The airport security screener scene was almost psychic... they knew exactly what security in airports in 2004 would be like!

Posted: 10/3/2004 6:38:42 PM EDT

[#27]

"...and leave a note for the milkman! NO MORE CHEESE!"

"It's a good thing he doesn't know how much I hate his guts."

"It's a good thing you don't know how much he hates your guts."

"Jerry's Kids?"

"Nervous? Yeah. First time? No I've been nervous before."

"It's a different kind of flying, altogether."

Posted: 10/3/2004 6:40:32 PM EDT

[#28]

Don't start with your white zone crap again..."

Posted: 10/3/2004 7:27:03 PM EDT

[#29]

It's on again.

Posted: 10/3/2004 7:30:21 PM EDT

[#30]

"and leon's getting Larrrggggeeerrrrrrr."

Posted: 10/3/2004 7:31:10 PM EDT

[#31]

good, not great

Posted: 10/3/2004 7:32:02 PM EDT

[#32]

-They'll never make it.
-They're all going to die.
-There's a sale at Penney's!

Posted: 10/3/2004 7:33:41 PM EDT

[#33]

Did I leave the iron on?

Posted: 10/3/2004 7:35:07 PM EDT

[#34]

Don't forget the S literally HTF

Posted: 10/3/2004 7:36:17 PM EDT

[#35]

Never seen that movie either

Posted: 10/3/2004 7:39:25 PM EDT

[#36]

(Unplugs the runway lights) "JUST KIDDING!!!"

"SHiiiiiiit" -----> "golly"

Posted: 10/3/2004 7:42:41 PM EDT

[#37]

"What kind of plane is it?"
"Oh, it's a big pretty white plane with a red stripes, curtains at the windows, wheels, and it just looks like a big Tylenol!"

Posted: 10/3/2004 7:49:30 PM EDT

[#38]

Theres a small problem in the cockpit.
The cockpit! What is it?
Its a little room in the front of the plane where the pilot sits, but thats not important right now.
For laughs per minute, none funnier.

looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue.

Posted: 10/3/2004 7:56:35 PM EDT

[#39]

And that man's name was George Zipp.

ETA
Assume Crash Positions.....

Posted: 10/3/2004 8:01:21 PM EDT

[#40]

"What the hell is going on up there?!"

Posted: 10/3/2004 8:03:28 PM EDT

[#41]

"Get me Rex Kramer!"

Posted: 10/3/2004 8:06:07 PM EDT

[#42]

Randy : Can I get you something?

Second Jive Dude : 'S'mofo butter layin' me to da' BONE! Jackin' me up... tight me!

Randy : I'm sorry, I don't understand.

First Jive Dude : Cutty say 'e can't HANG!

Jive Lady : Oh stewardess! I speak jive.

Randy : Oh, good.

Jive Lady : He said that he's in great pain and he wants to know if you can help him.

Randy : All right. Would you tell him to just relax and I'll be back as soon as I can with some medicine?

Jive Lady : Jus' hang loose, blood. She gonna catch ya up on da' rebound on da' med side.

Second Jive Dude : What it is, big mama? My mama no raise no dummies. I dug her rap!

Jive Lady : Cut me some slack, Jack! Chump don' want no help, chump don't GET da' help!

First Jive Dude : Say 'e can't hang, say seven up!

Jive Lady : Jive ass dude don't got no brains anyhow! Hmmph!

Posted: 10/3/2004 8:10:37 PM EDT

[#43]

What can I say to this?

Ken RSA

Posted: 10/4/2004 5:32:34 AM EDT

[#44]

Quoted:
good, not great

that's it, get out of my thread!!!!!!!!!!

Posted: 10/4/2004 5:35:53 AM EDT

[#45]

Have ya ever seen a grown man, naked?

Posted: 10/4/2004 5:50:58 AM EDT

[#46]

STAY IN FORMATION.........TARGET JUST AHEAD........TARGET SHOULD BE CLEAR NOW...... YOU HAVE TO DECIDE.........YOU HAVE TO DECIDE........YOU HAVE TO DECIDE.......

Posted: 10/4/2004 5:53:46 AM EDT

[#47]

Quoted:
STAY IN FORMATION.........TARGET JUST AHEAD........TARGET SHOULD BE CLEAR NOW...... YOU HAVE TO DECIDE.........YOU HAVE TO DECIDE........YOU HAVE TO DECIDE.......

"Batting for Pedro Barbosa...Manny Moto...moto...moto"

Posted: 10/4/2004 5:56:35 AM EDT

[#48]

YOU'LL BE SWELL!! YOU'LL BE GREAT!! GONNA HAVE THE WHOLE WORLD ON A PLATE!! STARTIN' HERE, STARTING NOW!! HONEY, EVERYTHING'S COMIN' UP ROSEs....

Posted: 10/4/2004 5:58:29 AM EDT

[#49]

R.I.P. TWA

Posted: 10/4/2004 6:08:33 AM EDT

[#50]

Airplane II was better.

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